Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

Night to all those heading to bed.

No, not a moron badders, just someone who doesn't like to let others down & who wants to get a job done properly. Maybe you could delegate so much you make yourself hugely unpopular & never get asked again?

Morning!

Morning everyone.
Wishing good travelling to all travel wenches.

MMMMOOORRRNNIIINNGGG FFFUUUCCCCCKKKEEERRRSSSZZZZZZZ

Oh silly baddersz, this is precisely why I never volunteer for anything. You are not a moron, you are the sort of person people like me love, organised and brilliant. Only I'd be grateful and show you exactly how grateful every time you wanted me to.
'K?

comtesse just hang in there a little while longer moi sausage. This isn't the hardest thing you've done, so come on you fecker, chin up, tits out etc. go commando if it helps? Ily.xxxxxxx

Comtesse I HATE it when dh is away so sympathies my love x
Well both dc are now up so I'd better get out of my pit.
Anyone k ow where you can get cheap personalised t shirts?

Morning wenches.

I'm so fucking tired this morning. Im in a right arsey mood and at my wits end with my youngest DS and his sleeping.

Comtess my DH works away Monday to Friday every week. It's really hard work on your own and you are doing brilliantly. (Hbs)

I have work. Then staff meeting until 5pm. Then I volunteered what the actual fuck was I thinking to go on training from 7-9pm. Which means my mom visiting to have the boys to help.

So no sleep, long long day, mom visit....

Morning wenches.

How long now Comtess?

Bon voyage to travelling wenches.

Here's some HBF waiting to help the wenches.

Morning. Last day at work before wenchvac!!!!

Ooh minty is that an american accent? re mom visit. How old is youngest ds? Have you asked on wider mn about his sleeping? feel free to ask here if you want a non judgemental response

I hope weller and her ds are ok...

No madame it's brummie. We mom and lightening and skellington all over the place!!

He is 7 and wakes every night and we have nocturnal wanderings. I need to clamp down but with everything else on my plate recently I keep just swapping beds/having him in mine etc. Got to stop it and the summer holidays seem the right time now.

Morning lovely wenches

I overslept and am going to be late for work - I always seem to do it on a Wedneaday morning and I can't actually work out why!

Hope all wenches are well, tit parps for those in need!

Morning

for minty & cwtches for comtess

DS was especially pleased with his b'day card this morning, so that got the day off to a good start.

Off to tackle my List of Doom. Laters

I hope I didn't come over a bit mean or anything there comtesse I wasn't aiming for that.

You know, it's really nice that wenches miss their dps/DHs awww.

Mine used to work every week mon-fri away as well eva ...@.....@.....@....

How's that list coming along fancy?
I don't have any words of wisdom for you wrt your ds eva but I sympathise with being so tired.

Oh, and I hope wellerrsz and her ds and her dogs are all ok?

I wonder when mouse will resurface?

I am here, did you miss me?

Hope wellerrs Ds is ok?

Morning wenches!

Well after a v worrying few days, DS is much better today. Still tired, pale and wiped out, but eating a bit better and toilet activities returning to normal. Should get the E. coli results today. Whatever it is, it's not been very nice, so I'm glad we seem to be over the worst.

Thank you for thinking of us

Oh and the puppies are all fine, they are so sweet and have cheered DS up no end, he loves them! And I bought them the children, not the puppies tickets to see Mr Tumble next week. Can't wait.......

How's everyone else??

Oh phew!
So pleased he is perking up.
What lovely puppies
I am soon tired.
Nap this afternoon I think!...

MOUSE!!!!!!!!

Welcome back!
When are wenches off to youknowwhere?

That's good news about your DS wellerr, you must be so relieved he's looking a bit better. What lovely plump little puppies!

Of course we missed you mouse

List coming along nicely thanks norah, slight derail for an unexpected visitor this morning, but things are getting satifactorily crossed off. If the rain would just fuck off I could get to the shops & get the travel adaptor (predictably can't find one in the house) & a few last ingredients for DS's b'day tea.

well glad to hear DS is feeling better.

And the puppies are so adorably squishy.

Are you ok? It must have been awful for you. Hope you've managed to snatch some rest amidst the chaos.

Tried to say earlier, I think baddz could do with the help of the original mrsevadnecake (terry pratchett character)

Also I HATE CRICKET.

And all phrases associated with it.

I don't like cricket.....I love it.....
But seriously. I don't love it. It's ridiculous. Although I can see why people like playing...lots of standing about and then lovely tea ???? or 5th snack or whatever it's called
Very civilised!
Well...Ds1 seems to have a letter from school! ????
I am resisting steaming it open just
Did I tell you I saw him at the top of the road yesterday carrying a girls bag for her!?
??
Bless him. Such a sweet kid.
Ds2 looks like he has done 3 rounds in the ring. Will post a photo later.
I need to source these bloody t shirts from somewhere!
Help!!

minty wow I never knew they said mom in brummieland! re ds. Sounds like you just need to keep on with the crisis management til you have the time and energy to tackle it properly.

Yay weller and mouse are back! weller really glad ds is a bit better. Must have been a nightmare few days. The puppies are sooooo cute!

Wenchvac update - most of us are arriving tomorrow. Drink is on the way and arriving today. apes is already there. I will be packing tonight and heading off after school run tomorrow morning - squuueeeeee!