Swagger Inn Thread 102 - It's Raining HBF Musketeers (We Wish)

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Come on in and join the Hot Beardy Fucker love. No need to chose, just copy me and lay claim to them all !

No don't run away madame, stay and post pretty Aramis pics - you're so good at it

Waaaah, the zip on my dress is stuck and I can't get out of it !

Hi again

Sorry norah I couldn't get a good enough internet signal again to post after I called you a fucker...

Guess you weren't on my train though. Some dickhead was playing the guitar loudly and badly in my carriage so I had to move.

Thanks for the pic though fancy - it may have been for madame but it soothed me too. The one (of aramis) in the OP is so fab though - I can't believe he could possibly be a monk by that stage - maybe they rescue him just in time...

Baddz - I agree, never help with anything. It always ends in tears.

Was that an issy shaped blur I just saw?

Seam ripper cinn? That's not very wenchy. I expect you to go out into the street & demand that the first HBF you see rip the dress of you.

Look at the pretty....

Ooh be careful about having your dress tampered with by a HBF - poor PC broke his finger that way...

I'd rather die in this dress than have PC anywhere near it, Liv

Still awake! Flagging though, might have to go to bed. Such a lightweight.

Night all.

Cin I was in a previous life. Now I'm in school being a supporty type.

night Mavis

Liv the pretty is good...
Still not seeing the PC thing...maybe I'm not sophisticated enough

Well, wenches.
What a bloody debacle that was.
Sigh.

That bad Baddz?

Massive bloody list of stuff to organise. And I go on HOLDIAY on Tuesday!
And then.....then he gives me a list of phone numbers.
I just looked at him blankly and asked why I needed them
"Oh I just thought you might"
ffs.
I AM NOT ORGANSING THIS HOLDIAY CLUB
Argh......

He thinks you are, doesn't he. Arse!!

I've just popped to the loo and spotted my big DS fast asleep in my bed no idea why he's there.

He is a bloody nightmare.
Only 4 people turned up to the meeting anyway.
One guy the vicar has asked to do stuff came tonight but won't come on the day...he never does. So I have to bear in mind I may end up doing his stuff too.
Grr.
I wouldn't mind so much but he also expects people to find the craft stuff...I was £20 out of pocket after the last one!
Grr again.

Hey wenches

On the edge of just not coping with things this week but pretending I can.

Norah - you're so lovely and funny.

In case I don't get to say before you go, hoping all Wenchvac Wenches have an amazing time and you have a wonderful time away together. You all deserve a fab time, and I hope that you will be buying mucho prosexxo for your Sparkley Fairy Godmother who has gone beyond the call of duty to be totally awesomely amazing.

Night all

Ps Madame pmsl ref the ancient orange hand. Looked fine to me but cheered me up.

Night my wenches

Comtess (hbs) night, sleep tight.

Baddz that is taking the piss. Why is it you always get a few reliable people and they get lumped with it all?

Not long now eh comtesse? Hang in there...

badders, run, run like the wind.

Ooh, malcolm tux-er. Would.

Night all xxx

Because I am a moron.
I cannot stress this enough.
Comtesse...

Evening

I seem to be incapable of remembering anything anyone has posted - too much info floating round my head - holidays, end of term stuff, DS's b'day tomorrow (eek!) & lots of people trying to get together before the end of term to drink coffee in peace before the DCs finish school. (total first world problems I know ). Looks like next week will be a write off in the best possible way.

Am also concerned that no-one will remember to lock up the house properly, clean litter trays, get the cats in at night, tidy their bedrooms or water the plants while I'm away. FancyCat has been saving this year's hairballs until this week and keeps vomming.

I need to get all this shit down on paper & out of my brain

That's not what I would say!

I'm going to have to sleep. Dropping off in the chair and I'll wake up at silly o clock with a sore neck.

Night wenches.