how unpopular have you made yourself on a thread?

[pollypeachum]

well i've managed to offend at least two people and am now being ridiculed on a thread! i've only been doing this for a few days. is this a record?

harpsi oh harpsi oh harpsi oh harpsi

I think I have probably offended loads but I'm not the sharpest stick and haven't noticed.

I'll take this opportunity to openly apologise for being quite stupid, poorly educated, inarticulate and with grammer of a computer literate mule.

brilliant, we have the makings of an extended bfing riot...

(hang on tight, pollypeachum, we're in for a bumpy ride)

but mascara you like animal prints and vodka so i like you

Very. Not by offending people, or being mean, just at my own lack of self respect, maturity, competence, independece... spelling On my own darn thread aswell. I think ill always be unrespected on MN now...

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independance...?

every time I open my mouth - or should that be type something on a thread, or perhaps even both. I don't intend to offend people just seems I do it without even trying and even if I'm trying not too.

Don't think I have ever offended anyone but I seem to have a habit of killing threads dead - no idea why!! No doubt I will do it to this one aswell

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I (think) I've only ever been really kick-arse on one thread, and offended another poster.

It was last Saturday night, and the thread has now been deleted - due to the comments of the OP, not due to my arse kicking abilities!

I am glad it was deleted, because it was awful, but I now have no proof that I can turn my posting style from that of a cushion to that of a breeze block if required!

Perhaps I should make an effort to be deliberately obnoxious for the next few days?

Oh no, there was another thread too.

But that's been deleted as well.

shut up Quootie... you had about fifty people who 'got' what you were saying and one who wanted you to kick you up the arse a little more forcefully than might perhaps have been necessary. you should definitely go to the meet-up thing.

I thought it might be independece, but im sure there was an "a" in there somewhere, so I threw it in where I though

Thanks...

Yeah - not stopped this thread in it's tracks yet, there is still time..........

don't you people just google these things in another window? that's what i do...

LOLOL at breeze block Humphrey......!!

quootie....don;t worry about it...xx

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you know what, forget it, im illiterate.

re: spelling.

did humph get tough and kick some mumsnet ass? i missed it... gutted.

(you know that you really aren't, quootie? i think you're rather clever and funny, but a bit down on yourself for reasons that i find mysterious. i know i'm only responding to some typing on a screen, but that typing's got to come from someone, surely?}

I keep thinking of people I have offended
It's amazing how quickly you forget

I did, Aitch.

I was actually rather super at it too!

I was accused of being patronising, and told I needed a 'traditional slap'.

Would have been a thrilling exchange if the OP hadn't been so increasingly vile and the whole thread was (quite rightly) deleted.

So, just watch out y'all. You never know when the cushion will flip.

And shit like that.

Probably.