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Swagger Inn (The Snug - extended)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 05/06/2015 23:12

For them that wants it, since the old snug is nearing the end of its life.
Come in, sit by the fire and relax with a Fuzzy Tom (or whatever drink grabs your fancy) and indluge in some drivel about which Musketeer is the FAFest.

If you're lucky, a literary wench might tell you a story.

(PS - No doilies allowed)

This thread is not be replacing The Tavern.
It's not a thread number
It's rumbling-in-the-background for anything that people don't want to put in the Tavern.

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MrsEvadneCake · 09/07/2015 20:09

It was just a flick back. I will admit however to looking at the end of books to see if characters I'm invested in live or die. If they die I have to stop reading and prepare myself.

I was the brainy, geeky, booby sort or librarian

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 09/07/2015 23:05

Oooooooooooooh a Nonny. Too tired to read/think/make intelligent comments. Blush

Shares ex-librarian knowing nods with Minty

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MiladyBeaWinter · 10/07/2015 13:46

Oooo excellent. I did Grin at the Trev bit. Not my HBF of choice but still would, especially like that. Bet he is HUGE.

I was almost a librarian. Then I worked out how much they got paid and went to be a capitalist pig instead (bank). I also do the flick to the end if the book thing.

Do read the tavlit Minteva. It is excellent. Some very talented and filthy wenches round here.

MrsEvadneCake · 10/07/2015 17:42

Nods at helen

I swapped to a job that still pays badly. I'm a bit rubbish at this capitalist lark!!

I love the filth creativity!

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 14/07/2015 22:18

I wanted to be a librarian growing up, but it's a long education and low pay and you have to be nice to people Hmm

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 16/07/2015 10:04

Arse. I'm supposed to be working...

Wicked Hmmm - the public. Yes. Or No.

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NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 19/07/2015 23:28

Oh - do I need another recap for MrsEvadneCake?

Never mind - it can wait.

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They walked arm in arm from the garrison.
"Did you miss me?"

Norah looked up, startled out of her contemplation of the muscles of his forearm, then smirked slightly and lied through her teeth. "Have you been somewhere? I've been that busy I hardly noticed..."

"Sounds like I'd better remind you what you've been missing." He closed his hand tight around hers and picked up the pace - almost towing Norah in his wake. He wove through people on the street and recognised a narrow opening ahead. He grinned wickedly, teeth white against his caramel skin and lengthened his stride until Norah was almost running to keep up. As they drew level with the opening he pulled her into the alleyway and trapped her against the wall - arms either side of her.
"So... do you think my hands might be clean enough now?"

Norah took one of his hands in hers, turning it over and examining it closely, then lifted it to her mouth, kissing the palm then drawing a finger into her mouth - swirling her tongue around it and sucking on it." She grinned at his indrawn breath and watched his eyes darkening with desire. "I think they might pass for clean. Now what was it you said that I've been missing?"

She reached out to pull him close and he grasped her hands in his, using one hand to pin her wrists to the wall above her head "No touching... I think those were your rules?" He raised an eyebrow enquiringly and watched appreciatively as the material of her dress stretched tight across her breasts. She licked her lips, suddenly breathless as his lips nuzzled against her neck. "Does this feel familiar at all?"

"Yes..." Norah's breathed out, her reply barely audible as she found herself trembling in anticipation of his touch. His lips moved slowly down, tongue swirling at the base of her neck and her shoulder. He returned briefly to kiss her again, lips barely brushing hers and moved to the other side of her neck - sucking on her earlobe as his free hand moved across her body, tracing the outline of her curves, squeezing and stroking.

"Remember this?" His voice was thick with desire as he pressed against her, his body pinning her to the wall. His hand was beneath her skirts now and she whimpered slightly and gasped his name as his fingers explored. He nuzzled against her neck again, muttering in her ear, telling her what he wanted to do to her, what he was going to do. He pulled back and looked at her, eyes closed, biting her lips as she leant back against the wall, neck bared, every bit as desperate for him as he was for her. He could take her there and then... he suddenly grinned and stepped away from her, releasing her hands as she looked up at him, bewildered.

"Hmmm. I remember this - we're only two streets from your rooms." He held out his hand as she staggered slightly and blinked at him in disbelief "We can't have a respectable young lady such as yourself associating with a musketeer down a dark alley - think of your reputation! I shall escort you to your rooms..." He leaned in and whispered in her ear, describing again exactly what he was going to do to her when they got there. Then he pulled her forwards and cupped her face in his hands, kissing her deeply until they were both breathless, hearts racing.

They turned the corner onto Norah's street and he swore - someone was standing at her door - clearly waiting for her. The man smiled at Norah as his eyes flicked uncertainly to Porthos and the way his hand was wrapped around Norah's. "I said I'd let you know when I had the new samples in - I thought you might want to come and see them before I put them out tomorrow?"

Norah's mouth opened and shut as she tried to gather her thoughts - buying cloth was the last thing on her mind.

"She's busy" growled Porthos, irritated by the hopeful look in the man's eyes and starting to lose patience.

"Porthos!" Norah frowned at him. "I'm sorry Jacques, but he's right, this isn't a good time. Perhaps I can call by tomorrow?"

The man nodded and retreated, looking crestfallen. As he crossed the street he turned back to see them step inside together and shut the door - his shoulders drooped further.

Porthos kicked the door shut behind them and dropped the bar across it - he was, he realised, tired and hungry, and irked by what seemed to be an endless stream of men interrupting his time with Norah. He raised an eyebrow at her. "So, how many men have been queuing at your door while I was away?" Norah looked startled, her smile fading as she looked at him in bewilderment. "Martin, Jacques - anyone else I need to warn off?"

Norah's bewilderment turned to mild irritation and she responded sarcastically. "Oh loads, obviously. I'm quite the catch you know, and what with trying to keep up with my order book, seeing if Lady Bea's designs are actually practical, sourcing material... well - fending off all these men 'queuing at my door' is really tiresome..."

He shrugged and looked at the floor. "I just don't like the idea of them hanging around you when I'm not here."

Norah looked at him in disbelief. "I've known Martin for longer than I've known you; Jacques is a good supplier and he's reliable, so I'll thank you not be so rude to him."

"What did they want anyway?"

Norah glared at him, increasingly angry and hurt by his implied lack of trust. "Martin is worried sick about Kate, and Jacques is well aware of the ball and is fairly desperate to supply the cloth. And yes, he seems to like me as well. Which is good, because there are some people who won't consider ordering from me - or supplying at a sensible rate because of my 'loose morals'."

He looked up from the floorboards, startled. It had never occurred to him that their relationship might cause her any problems.

Norah was still glaring at him, furious that he seemed to be picking a fight and spoiling their reunion. As for their interlude in the alleyway - well he could forget that. "You know what? Just go back to the garrison. I've had a long day, I'm tired, and I can do without this sort of rubbish. If you have a problem with the fact I know other men, then that's your problem, not mine. Just go away until you're feeling more civil."

His expression turned to alarm and he took a step towards her "Nor - I didn't..."

"Just go!" She was on the verge of tears and wanted him gone before she started to cry. She'd been looking forward to him coming home, and now he stirred up this rubbish? He dared comment on her being friends with other men, when he carried the reputation that came with being a Musketeer? She bit back the question of how many brothels he'd been to while he'd been away - refused to sink to that level. Norah turned away and ran up the stairs, slamming the door behind her.

FolknNorah · 20/07/2015 07:44

OoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo interrrrrresssting! That was a bit of of a shock eh? Shock

Brilliant nonny as always, Flowers

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/07/2015 10:01

First read through got slightly interrupted in the alleyway:
"Mummy what are you doing?"
"Er... nothing DS - oh look - you need to get ready to go in 10 minutes, quick - let's get you upstairs and dressed... are your teeth clean?"

FMInterruptedWenching Grin

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LetUsPrey · 20/07/2015 13:13

Just had a big catch up.

Oh my life! Nonny you are fecking amazing! And yes Norah, you tell Porthos!

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 20/07/2015 16:58

Gah. Stoooopid Porthos.

MiladyBeaWinter · 21/07/2015 14:01

See. He's a fuckwit.

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 25/07/2015 16:42

Jesus - it looks even longer in here! Shock

Elk really, it should have a warning at the top.

I had a shower not long ago. TBH, those blurred lines between reality & fantasy are becoming one now....

BloodyElkFire · 25/07/2015 17:26

Ooh, that is quite racy isn't it....maybe Nonnydeplume will consider your warning advice next time Hmm

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 25/07/2015 18:33

Stop hiding your lights under a bush el

Or something Grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 25/07/2015 22:51

Where was that Dyson airblade kept again?

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LaComtess · 26/07/2015 20:11

Fucking hell

Grin

So, why in the name of pink sparkley fuck was this withheld from me during a wifi blackout?! Huh??

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NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 27/07/2015 21:20

Porthos sat down at the cutting table feeling slightly stunned at the sudden turn of events, wondering how they'd gone from grappling in an alleyway to Norah slamming the stair door in his face. Well if she was going to be like that... he stood up and opened the front door to leave, and then stopped. Aramis might as well have been leaning against the doorframe, looking at him in bemusement - he could hear his voice 'Porthos, what in God's name are you doing?' He groaned and shut the door again. He didn't seriously think she was seeing anyone else, or that she'd even consider it - he just hated being away from her, and was worried that someone would take advantage of his absence - she deserved someone who would be there for her and not keep leaving for days and weeks at a time. He sighed and started up the stairs after her.

Norah was standing at her sink, clattering pots about and angrily wiping her eyes - furious and miserable. Telling herself that if that was going to be his attitude them she was better off without him. More than anything she wanted to talk to Kate, or Helene. More than anything (a traitorous voice whispered in her head) she wanted him to follow her and apologise. And none of those options were likely - Kate was away and she hardly saw Helene these days - she was so busy with the stables or the Cardinal (again, she was bemused by the attraction there - but each to their own - she seemed happy enough). As for Porthos coming to apologise... she had heard the front door shut already and snorted angrily to herself - resisting the urge to look out of the window and slammed a pot down hard enough that she didn't hear the door behind her opening.

He shifted awkwardly from foot to foot. Norah heard the slight movement and spun, suddenly and irrationally terrified that Rochefort was there - that he'd somehow seen Porthos leave and had come to get her. Then saw Porthos standing there looking contrite and burst into tears.

He closed the distance between them in one stride and wrapped his arms around her - pulling her close and apologising for his jealousy and stupidity. Telling her how much he'd missed her while he was away, that she deserved better than him and he was always worried she'd meet someone who would be there for her and not keep vanishing off. Norah, between sobs, told him not to be stupid, that she didn't want anyone else - though he was quite right, she deserved much better and if he behaved like that again then she'd have to reconsider her position.

They sat down on the bed, arms wrapped around each other. Norah wiped her eyes as her sobs subsided. She took a shuddering breath and looked up at him "Shall we start again? Just pretend that didn't happen? As long as you promise never to be so stupid again?"

He grinned at her "Promise. So, have we just got in then? No-one waiting outside this time?"

"Straight in" she agreed "and then you kissed me and carried me up here..."

"Did I?"He leant in closer. "And then what did I do?" Norah blushed, recalling what he'd whispered in her ear in the alleyway. "Hmmm" he grinned "Looks like it was fun then..."

He bent his head to kiss her, gently at first, then increasing in intensity as she responded eagerly, kissing him hungrily as her hands locked into the curls of his hair, then yanked his shirt loose so she could run her fingers across his skin, pushing it up until he tore it off. Their earlier game of 'No touching' was forgotten he pulled roughly at her clothes, swearing in frustration as the laces on her corset tangled. Norah squeaked a protest as he pulled out a knife and slashed through them.
"I'll buy you more..." he muttered "A whole dress, ok?" Seams ripped as he tore her bodice open and pushed her dress down past her shoulders, skin pale and soft. He paused and raised an eyebrow "No shift?"

Norah blushed "It's hot, and you were back - it seemed a bit pointless to put one on." He grinned in delight, then pulled her to her feet so that he could push her dress further down until it landed on the floor. His eyes devoured her as he knelt to remove her stockings and shoes, then kissed his way up her body, teasing her with his lips and tongue, revelling in the feel of her skin, the weight of her breasts in his hands. She sank back onto the bed, trembling at the touch of his lips on her thighs, squirming as he tickled her waist with his beard. He reached her breasts, nuzzling and kissing, hands everywhere, fingertips setting her nerve endings on fire. Norah dropped her hands to unfasten his breeches, then wrapped her arms around his shoulders, hands in his hair as he trapped her against the mattress - lips crushed together, tongues plundering each others' mouths. He thrust inside her with one swift move and they paused in an instant of completeness as Porthos battled to retain a semblance of self-control, Norah looked up at him, wide-eyed, then grinned as she remembered their earlier conversation and began to move beneath him. "You know, this does seem familiar..." Porthos looked down at her and growled a muttered threat as he began to match her movements - faster, harder - burying himself inside her as she came in hot, shuddering gasps and she buried her face against his shoulder, biting down as they collapsed against each other, sated.

"So..." he grinning, kissing the tip of her nose "miss me then?"

She kissed him gently "Always."

They lay in silence for a while, lost in their own thoughts until Norah lifted her head to look at him. "So how was the trip?"

Porthos shrugged, mind racing over events since he'd last seen Norah "OK. She's good company isn't she? And she knows a lot of people - we kept stopping at random farms - so much for thinking we had a clear run of nights for drinking at inns... Oh, and we saw a carnival on the way - you'd have loved it."

"What's her house like? She never really talks much about it - I just get snippets about orchards and waterfalls, and lots of horses." Porthos looked slightly blank. Athos had made it quite clear before he left that the confrontation in the stable wasn't to be mentioned to anyone - not even Norah. He shook his head to try and remove the mental images conjured by Kate's graphic account of the attack. "Porthos?" Norah was looking at him, puzzled.

"Sorry" he picked up a lock of her hair between his fingers, drawing patterns on her skin with it. "It was nice enough - not huge by any standards, but big enough. Gardens, orchards, paddocks... Oh - her staff tried to put us all in the servants quarters..."

Norah goggled at him "What - Athos too?!"

"Yep." He grinned in recollection "I think that words were had... there was some sort of misunderstanding anyway, they didn't realised it was Athos she was betrothed to. Anyway, I only stopped for two nights - I needed to get the papers back to Treville as soon as possible." He leered a her "Or that was my excuse anyway... " Norah grinned "Aramis and D'Artagnan will be a few of days behind me - they rested their horses. Oh!" He grinned. "She sent some honey back for you, seemed to think you were quite partial...?" Norah's eyes lit up as his face fell. "I've only gone and left it at the garrison... tell you what - you go see Jacques about that material before everyone else gets a look in, I'll go back and fetch it?"

Norah looked at him warily "Really?"

He smiled and kissed her. "Really. We can't go upsetting your most reliable mercer. I'll even escort you there and be all polite to him." Norah shot him a suspicious look, then thought about the promise of honey and sat up to find some fresh clothes.

LetUsPrey · 27/07/2015 22:24

Ooo Nonny - pleased to see Porthos got over himself. Love the riiiiiiiip of the corset!

I really like all the little details like the mercer and Norah clattering her pots about.

MiladyBeaWinter · 27/07/2015 22:38

Wowsers. All the Nonnys.

That shower one gets better every time I read it. And maybe Porthos isn't such a fuckwit after all. Can't wait to find out what he is going to do with that honey Grin.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/07/2015 07:20
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FolknNorah · 29/07/2015 08:22

ooooooooOooooooOOOOOOOoooOOOoOOOooOOoo

about time eh Porthos? oooooffffff that was nice to wake up to. Verrrrry niiiiice.
Only now I'm all excited about the honey as well!

it's really hard not to try to sneak a look though Grin