Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Elk The Cardinal is very good with toes - feel free to pop down to the Dungeon although give us some notice so we can ^^ clean up a little

Flops It could only happen to a wench

Oh Flops

Good work on the friend bit

oh flops that's hilarious tough on you

Thanks wenches, I can only tell you.

Evening my lovelies!

Have been annoyingly busy the last couple of days and haven't managed to keep up with anything.

Will try and catch up but should be in over the weekend. Hope everyone is dandy. Laters.

Oh flops!!!!! Sorry but that is really funny. Not if there had actually been anyone there though, obvs.

its just the way you describe it.

shitting plastic launcher thing

Ooh look a foot pic...

Flops The Cardinal likes your story...

Evening all! HNRTFT (or even finished the last).

Instead I have been doing exciting things like defrosting the freezer (I sure know how to live it up on a Friday night).

Will prob be wail most of the weekend as am i/c of keeping the kids entertained outside the house as DrIssy is in marking hell/purdah so have a weekend of swimming, walks, puppet shows lined up (as well as the inevitable melts downs halfway round Waitrose or Lidl).

Off to read the thread. Ta ta

Evening, have just been chuckling at your story flopsy sorry , you do tell it well though!

Porthos looks a bit worried in that new pic - has he just spotted rampaging wenches? Or has livia been showing him her picture collection .

livia, have I ever shown you this link? Think there may be something for you here, but I baggsy the pics from 3 days ago. Both of them

Oh Floppers - whilst howling with laughter - DH looking most bemused.

Off to Snug now I believe... (again?!)

Oh - here's the ditch pic - why has no-oe posted it yet? Or is it pinched and we shouldn't see it?

Oh Good God flopps...at least it wasn't a moon cup, the possibilities for disaster are waaaay more extreme, but and anyway.

Aveda do a Foot job....alas not a toe job, but if Dr Athos is free....

What is the snail glue supposed to do though Drink?

It's on JP's FB apparently, not sure if that's private or what....didn't go there

Is Captain Athos clutching his sword arm??

drink hope dad is on the mend

mouse perfection comes in many forms and average is rarely one of them

elk lack of photographic evidence isuch appreciated

badders I too have hobbit toes to match my hobbits hairy legs, short stature and curly hair. Dread school inheriting my hirsute was and height with their father's big feet (he's 5'10 but size 11)

Right off to stick stuff back in geezer and then might pop into the Snug for a little light reading.

Bloody Apple!

Much as it would be interesting to have Ray Winestone around for dinner, I shall be refilling the freezer not feeding a professional geezer.

issy

Flopsy

Where's Wicked today BTW?

I'm watching the first episode of Sherlock. Just in the warehouse with Watson and Mycroft. Love that bit.

LOL Issy, I thought you were feedig DH and had re-named him

elk it' is to be used as serum and will make me look 10 years younger

Thanks Issy it's thrush as it turns out, and not a uti. She's fine but I did freak out a bit.

Glad to hear DD is ok Drink

That's good that the dr was able to find out the problem drink, hope she's better soon