Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

[LetUsPrey]

Hope it's not a duplicate!

Elk - Dr Athos is most concerned

uuuugggghhhhh I've just had a vision of Athos sucking elk's toe.

I've got manky stuff down the side of my big toenail....does that count?
Hoping it's not anything too infective/disgusting.
Had a shower. Still feel like roadkill
FML

I was thinking more along the lines of a stuff drink and a bandage...

Please tell me your actual toe isn't hanging by a thread, Elk

I have quite hairy toes.
I am like a hobbit.
frodo Baddz

I think we should all steer the convo away from toes before liv posts that picture of pc's trotter....

I don't think so....just manky looking. Phhffft. It's probably gangrene.

Leprosy?

Trench foot? It's been very damp lately

Evening toe freaks.

Bah. What a shit day. helen its going ok, when my boss isnt in the office throwing curveballs everywhere and making me stressed

I haven't been in the snug yet. I will go asap. Oh yes.

Never mind Madame - it's the weekend you can run round like a headless chicken entertaining DS and DP relax.

Does he have that effect on everyone madame? Can you at least bond in your mutal frustration? (Not that sort )

oooh, yes madame . can you bond in your mutual frustration in the stationary cupboard?

Er, he's a she. So no. Im not on terms yet with the others to start laying into the boss, but I dont think theyre the type to say stuff publicly anyway.

I caught a glimpse of silver fox the other day and he looked haaaawt as fuck even from 50 yards away. He was so lovely!!!

I have been in the snug. Oh yes. That cheered me right up.

Evening wenches.

Bloody good news Chaise

Mouse - when I did the forms for DS2's referral for an ed psych report which would lead to him getting assistance when he started school (I think), like somewenches said, I put it allll in and sort of - not exaggerated - but emphasised things IYSWIM.

Elk - get to sick bay, Doctor Athos is waiting.

I'm fine thanks norah All the better for the flirty Aramis in the snug . How're you feeling tonight

Sorry there was other stuff too but I was interrupted by a shout of "mummmmeeeeeeeee, I don't feel well. I feeeeel siiiiiiiick" and now I've forgotten it all. He wasn't sick thankfully and says he feels better.

Evening letus

, sorry madame, I should pay more attention . Discretion is good, but sometimes just knowing that everyone thinks they're an arse can help, even if nothing is ever said. Failing that, just rant on here, I like violence gratuitous swearing in a woman.

That's really helpful letus thanks. Someone on the SEN board said to imagine the worst day with your dc and write about it.

Is the toe talk over?

We're housesitting for the in laws, so poor grey tom cat is getting manhandled lots of toddler style affection. Him and toddlermouse spent about 20 minutes in a laundry basket together.

Hey wenches

Fab new pic of our boys in a Dutch on Twitter

twitter.com/mrsathos/status/606901155684319232

Straight from work off to my book group so will catch up later

Norah Did someone mention the perfection that is PCap's foot Its okay - I have no intention of posting it because I am in the process of getting a better pic - it might take a while though...

Dutch??

Applewankers

DITCH

FUCKING DITCH

Tho I'm happy to go Dutch with any of them to be fair.

Here is some yumminess to keep you all going - note the hand and the very lickable tantalising glimpse of his stomach. This was taken just before his wife pulled his shirt back down

Hey wenches, the worst embarrassing thing happened to me tonight and I need to share...so, I was at the DC's sportingpresentationnight to collect trophies etc. of course, I'm blobbing so the necessary precautions are taken. At half time or sommat I needed the loo. Grotty community centre loos with only 2 working toilets....I begin to do the necessary evil with a tampax other cotton wool is available but before I can complete the 'transaction', the shitting plastic launcher thingy (used) pings out of my hands and skitters under the door into the main bathroom. . So I'm hovering elegantly, knickers round ankles, and AFAIK there is a queue for the loo who have just had an applicator, in what can only be described as a 'used state' flying out at them. I tell you wenches, I have never yanked pants up as fast in all my life, all the while muttering, " oh god, oh sorry, oh shit'. Pull the door open and no-one is there. promptly wet self in relief bloody hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Needed to share.

As you were.

P.s. porthos, if you're reading, this happened to 'a friend'.