Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Night wenches

On catch-up..... will carry on and RTFT

Oh god it's good to see Lurky's video again, I've not watched it in ages....it never gets old . I always imagine what on earth the reaction would be, were it to be shown to a certain group of HBleathercladFs

Wonderful, wonderful news re your friend comtess, bloody brilliant (Ron)

The weather caught me out too today Mave, I looked out of the window, saw sunshine, thought "it's June, lovely", Donned a nice summer dress, dressed babyElk in hardly anything, took MlleElk to school.......we were both borderline hypothermic by the time we got home, and it only takes about 47 seconds to get there and back again!

Oh, Lurky's video that she left me out of, not that I'm bitter or anything Me and Anne were talking about that when we finally tracked each other down at our mini-meet-up, though I forget why.

Comtesse excellent news re. your friend.
Madame at least you got brownie points for buying the beer (yes, I am that far beind) and sympathies on the job. YY to the book club though. Keep in with the old colleagues - persuade one of them to leave so you can move back to that dept.

I have to have another early night now. FMConstantTiredness...

Avengers watched plus the extras (I like a good gag reel me) and despite having not managed to do any of the work I'd planned I'm off to bed.

Elk - it's actually not that cold outside here but my house takes ages to adjust to warm weather and ends up being like an ice box for about a week at this time of year. Still, I do like an excuse to light the stove.

Also, forgot to mention, lovely news Comtess - so pleased for your friend.

Right, off I go up the wooden stairs to Bedfordshire. Or something.

Night all.

I'm about to fall asleep too. Night wenches.

Night all those off to bed.

Excellent wench trip video, made me . Poor old Dog though - at least Trev would get a bit more interest post s2.

Lovely news comtess, just lovely.

Awwww letus, big cwtch for you. hope its all a distant memory tomorrow. get ye to the snug to make it aaaaall better

comtesse lovely news about your friend. Bless.

Thanks helen but I fear they wont be keen to let me make any sideways moves, if I want out I have to leave the company I think.

Anyway so tomorrow my mums coming for six nights cos dp is going away on a lads holiday and I have bigworktrip on thurs. So wenching will be curtailed. Think of me kindly...etc

Night all xxx

Thanks wenches. It's an ongoing saga. Not helped by what I strongly suspect to be my perimenopausal hormones flinging themselves around.

Lovely lovely news Comtess

Ah well, it's Tuesday I suppose.

Night wenches

Aw. Wenches. Thank you all for your lovely words about my friend. Her mum just rang me and I've had another big snorty happy tears cry on the phone in the car on the drive as I got back from boring eve... Ds1 came out to ask me what I was up to, and looked aghast at my puffy face and big kingy grin . It couldn't be better.

So I'm in a great mood. All adrenaline and endorphins. I'm tired but in no way sleepy. I'm all of a buzz.

Shall I nip into the Snug?

MMMOORRRRNNNIIIINNGG FFFUUCCCKKEEERRSSSZZZZ

Aww you is luffly innit comtesse

Last night I was a bit evil to poor Kate and had Comtesse and Lady Bea turn up not sure if I'll go that route at all tbh, might concentrate on jeanne but... I might write it and see how it looks so there might be a wait now whilst I figure out if I do Norah or not. What say all of yous wot give a shite? Yes Norah or no Norah?
I've got what I need to do set out so it's all figured out but now I'm wondering about going off to see her IySWIM? just so I can stop thinking about Aramis for a bit but sssssh don't tell the AraWenches
OOOOOORRRRRRRR I could carry on as planned and also do Norah on the side. Aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhh.

Oh, and any Araporn hints would be great, anne posting that pic of him against a tree sparked (nto) a thing and sparks has given me an ace thing to add to another, so yeah. And a picture of him as Lancelot all wet helped yesterday's effort.

Today I have got house shit to do, washing, grocery order along with kid stuff.
I really MUST do some coursework writing, I've had an idea for a story from it and I'm behind on the course but it's really fun so want to catch up. It's nearly finished now as well and I want to do summat else but what?

Hope you all have a good day if you're off out, letus I want to snuggle you in my heaving bosoms until you feel better.

LetUs, I agree with Mavis, that they should be out riding their bikes, and do not agree with homework at ordinary.

Loved Lurky's video. Had forgotten how funny it is.

No homework at Primary, other than reading, writing and learning times tables.

Morning all

Moooorning

Bit of an early quarter past fucking four start here this morning, so am now lounging on the sofa trying to produce a bit of Araporn

Morning wenches

That's really the only homework DS2 gets but it's still a bloody struggle. He's finishing it now. Sigh.

Hope you get to have squidgy baby snuggles soon

I'm saving the Snug for tonight.

Right. Breakfast, school, work.

Morrrrning.

I have got THE most borrrrrriiiing busy FML three days coming up now which honestly cannot go FAST enough until a Very Big Night Out at the O2 with the old loves of my life Take That on Saturday.... HURRY UP & PASS, SHIT STUFF.

Norah I'm going to have plenty of daydreaming time over next 3 days so will see if I can perve up any other ideas. Not sure what else you're suggesting there but NO. Just stick with the Araporn, it's what you're best at good source material

Morning

It's not as if teachers have lots of spare time to be setting & marking it either is it?

Good luck with your mum arriving madame - I have my DPs arriving today for 3 nights (good job Aramis has been practising sneaky, silent shags eh? ).

Speaking of visitors, norah I will be requiring a steady stream of smut to counteract the stress of their constant bickering. Any smut would be good, but Araporn would obv be the best. And might just preserve my sanity and prevent an outbreak of violence. It would an act of charity and public good.

Morning fabulous wenches

I'm running late for work as I had a bad nights' sleep - on the plus side I had a rather lovely dream about Christopher Eccleston so that was a bonus

Morning wenches. I'm liking all the positivity and happiness this morning.

I checked the just giving week page and abortion support network are at 61% of their total. Which is fantastic.

I'm having a cup of tea in bed and catching up on the events of the day assassinporn araporn wsbporn

Argh Fuck You hay fever
Morning. Out and about. Hope everyone well.

Oooh, Ive just realised it was me and dp's 8 year (?) anniversary a couple of days ago, not sure exactly when.

My mum is arriving in a few hours. Naturally, this means I have to abruptly quit smoking so everything will be total hell and I will end up being a grotty bitch and wanting to kill her.

On the plus side, shes here for six days, so this could be my chance to actually give up for good, not die of lung cancer and not pass a lethal and costly habit on to my only child.

I bought a fake different footner from Amazon. L'biotica they call it and it's Polish! Will report later.

aww madame. Good luck with all that.

Me too drinky fucking hayfever, fucking sun. I've just submitted something for review. well actually about an hour ago and it still hasn't been reviewed.

Fancy If you are having visitors, you won't need Dog on your rota night will you? Ooh I just remembered - you aren't ON the rota

Well, don't worry about him, we will take care of him in the dungeon he might not be the same afterwards though

^^