Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

....AND we then had winge and whiney homework hell, because I'd told DS I'd help him with homework after lift/shifting stuff, and heaven forbid DH enforce him doing it before I got back, or even get it done this morning after breakfast, or in fact any other sodding time when he has to help with it. Argh!!!!!!!!

DH is wonderful, honest. He cooks, he cleans out my tip car at the same time as doing his, he re-felts the chicken shed, he puts up with being ignored due to wenching and MN, but sometimes.... [throttling emoticon]

Great vision madame, totally spot on probably.

Helen, do you ever just 'chill'?

Terribly sorry, I seem to have wandered into the wrong bar. Does anyone know where the Tavern is? It's round here somewhere I'm sure, you must know it - the regulars talk a lot about leather-wearing HBFs like these

Better Fancy?

For Elk

Hear hear Fancy

Oy. Where's my Tom? Huh?

And oy. No ones noticed my Luca award klaxon.

There you go letus...better?

Fancy You are right of course - here's a pic of the Cardinal to keep us on topic...

Much better thanks flopsy thank you!. That's a very nice Porthos pic.

Great news about Luca -must have been all our voting wot won it for him

"Comtess, I'd love to try the kneeling lotus thingy with you"

Comtess I did! I wonder if it's time for him to do another naked photo shoot?

Madame fortunately I had asked DH to move the broody hens out of the box before I set them on fire!

Floppers of course I chill - that's what MN is for, and sleep. And having a fecking cat embedded in your hand because she missed the grass you were waving at her and attached herself to you instead Erm. Oh, and sitting on the train travelling to work stuff, or meet-ups. hat's chill time. Actually I don't think I do much, do I? Except when I get to a spa I've never been on a proper spa session until this year, and now me and friend have been three times this year - and the last visit was a bit rubbish with stuff out of order, so we got a complementary voucher to go back again! We have identified September, being after the summer holidays when my friend and I will need to recover from intensive DC exposure!

Comtess I noticed, I just didn't care No, good for him and all, but it's not TB

Good girl

Right, got to go to bed now. Did I mention I'm away all week on our Y6 residential so not sure when I'll next check in.

ILYA

Oh Fancy did you really like my Cardinal pic that much? conveniently ignores reference to Flops That's very sweet of you - here's another...

Oh blimey flops good luck! Come back alive wont you...

Well done dog, good dog.

comtesse kneeling up sex will be forever connected in my mind with you

Night all xxx

Flops - I went on one of those once. Never been so exhausted in my life. It was great fun though - enjoy and take care of yourself

Right, off to bed. Night all

Thanks madame and mave...I'll try not to kill myself or any children

Night all

Er, well I appreciated the 'getting things back on track' aspect of it livia

Oh heck flopsy, good luck with that. You are a much braver wench than me. Have a little something for good luck

Oooo Flopsy thank you! FAF = Aramis and Aramis = FAF

Just going to sneak in another man with a sword

Night madame, flopsy & mavis & any else I've missed who's off to bed. I need to start on a grocery order. first I think......

Good luck Floppers you will probably need and

A Y6 residential Flopsy? I'm sure it'll be fiiiiine

Night all wenches