Swagger Inn: Thread 98 - Keep Wenching, How Else Do We Know We're Truly Alive?

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Hope it's not a duplicate!

Off to hayloft now - night all...

floppers thank you for kneeling up sex Tom. UNF.

That's reminded me of the thread where we debated the couloir of the trousers for ages.

Hilare.

Madame at your service.

Helen no you're a woman of action. I know we aren't excited cos it ain't tom BUT it's good for the show, so I like that.

Night wenchi

Xx

DS3 came back from his 2 night Y6 residential this week. I picked him up at 3, he was fast asleep by 4.30 And the teachers looked like shit

I like it too re Luca. Good for him, I'm really pleased. And YY, good for the show - 2 awards now. Woohoo!

I remember thinking the same when DS came back from his 4 night Yr 6 residential sparks

Why is Kate Moss flying easyjet? Are we nowhere safe?

Sparks...ds1 has his year 7 residential in a couple of weeks.
He loved his year 5 one.
It's Dhs b day today so we are off out for the day ikea
Need a shower....yawn...

THANK YOU FOR TELLING US ABOUT LUCA WINNING COMTESSE. That was really kind and helpful and interesting. Thank you.

Yummy lots of nice pictures if nice men and even a few of vampire bats. Good wenching er...wenchies.

Oh, and MMMMMOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNOIIIIIIIINNNGGGG FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKEEEEEEERRRSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I too, like Sparks, picked ds1 up from his 2 night Yr6 residential trip, on Friday, (I dropped him off there, 2 hours after we flew back from ibiza) and he was dog tired, as teachers looked! So the very best for that (madwoman) Flopsy!!!

Glad Dog won award.
Glad mlle Elk is ok.

Helen, I am pleased you are doing more spa'ing. But ffs woman, you need to come on the chaise course for chill axing and slobbing.
I am a professor. It is my speciality. I'm signing you up now.

Morning wenches.

Hope everywench has a lovely day

Liv. Tell me you've purchased tickets. No excuses. I don't take no for an answer.
We can help you plan, between now and November.

Think how nervous you/we all were, pre meet up. We all stood under Waterloo clock and were very nervous. But afterwards, so good.
Same thing with this. You can do it wench!!!

But tickets must be purchased this week. No excuses. Get it?

Morning wenches.

Wash already on the line. Watching Gumball with DS2

Have lovely days wenches x

Morning all.

I finally have a TB dream to report - YAY! though not that 'yay' actually.

He was staying at my parents' house (why?!) we had a brief conversation about what size welly-boots he needed to borrow, then I gave him a lift to a charity do, which was full so we ended up standing against a wall (promising...) near the front. Then said charity do starts, and he goes up to do some welcoming speech thing goes I in my dream - well celebrity endorsement etc then he finishes his intro, gets a drink from the bar (but not for me), walks straight past me and squeezes over to a seat with a bunch of suits and that's the last I see of him. I end up in a mostly empty hall talking about 'incy wincy spider' with someone who looked a bit like a school mum, and worrying about whether I was meant to give him a lift home and if so how was I meant to find him. Then I woke up and thought FML it's too early for this 'being awake' nonsense, and why didn't I get his number? And couldn't get back to sleep.

So classic anxiety dream then, with added TB though at least I'm pleased to say he was in Paris mode, rather than 70s porn star mode

And now I'm knackered. Again.

And must remember to take Stupid Cat to the vet to get signed off as being utterly batshit normal.

Hope all are well this morning, especially Elk after yesterday's traumas.

Morning all!

You're a brave woman Flops, hope all goes well.

Pleased for Luca.

Happy birthday to BaddersDH.

Love the dream Helen, why are they always so weird.

Oh, I fell over in the lounge last night. I tried to walk up a step prematurely as the sunlight was playing tricks with shadows on the carpet. I now have a bruised leg to go with the bruised foot from the iPad incident. No alcohol was involved, well not much. DH laughed, as did I when I mentally checked everything over and found nothing broken.

I have DGS1 today, so no time for anything else really.

Have a good day all.

Morning. Looks like another perfect drying day today, which is good as all the beds need changing. My DPs are coming to stay later in the week so I could do with getting all the chores out of the way before then. Which is why I'm on here staring at that Aramis pic letus posted .

drink. Tbh Im enjoying the thought of kate moss flying into a rage after finding out first hand how badly civilians get treated on ryanair flights. Must have been a big shock for her, poor love.

Unlucky helen, still, a tb dream is a tb dream, no?

apricot your poor leg, look after yourself today despite dgs, kay?

Lovely sunny day off today, woo!

Morning my lovelies

Norah ^^ Are you quite well? You seem to be having hallucinations about vampire bats, all I saw on the thread was a load of average looking guys and PC

Chaise I haven't bought my ticket yet ^^ - I think most of them are sold out! Its strange because I would get on a train and go to London for another meet up with no problem at all, but I am truly terrified that I might meet him/I might NOT meet him/I might dribble on his shoes

Apers Ouch - hope your leg feels better soon.

Helen Sounds like a weird dream, certainly not as nice as you might like! My PC dreams usually involve snuggling up with him, so not so much of the sexy times Hope Batshit Stupid Cat gets on well at the vet

Back from vets with complicated schedule for drug withdrawl
I also find the idea of Kate Moss flying cattle class most amusing, though I've no idea what happened other than the headline of her being escorted off for being disruptive.
Have got washing on line, need to work now.
Morning to Drink, Badders, Norah, Chaise, WW, LetUs, Apricot, Fancy, Madame (and anyone else who posted while I was typing!)

Helen I'm here ^^

It really is quiet in here, isn't it! If I had known it was going to be this quiet, the Cardinal and I could have used the Tavern for a change...

Im having a guitar lesson soon. Trying to learn a song which is totally beyond me really hard.

Morning.

Where is everyone? I wake up late and everyone's gone?

Oh there you are madame, livia and helen.

Btw, MN giving week has started so please donate if you can. cheers.

Afternoon all.

Have been to work, have done a food shop, have eaten a scone and a coffee and bought some gravel. A productive morning then.

Hope you're ok Apes and that everyone is having a lovely day.

I'm going to do some mowing before I go back to work. My, what an interesting life I lead

^