Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

It's short, fancy
Just back from hospital...ds2 may be taking part in a medical trial! Exciting.
I'm doing roast chicken, new potatoes and salad for tea tonight.
Am just eating my pea and mint soup.

Am eating an apple. Im feeling a lot happier now Ive given up trying to give up sugar in tea.

liv doooooo it! Go! You will have a brilliant time!!! You might get close enough to smell him!!! just really try not to get a restraining order kay?

sparks do you mean you just had botox? How is it looking?

Afternoon, feel quite cheated that I have no washing to do on such a lovely day. Just a mountain of ironing.

liv - definitely go, sounds fab

One load on line, another in washer.

I can vouch for being stung by a bee as temporarily getting rid of any lines in the immediate vicinity...

Oh - washing - I was going to put another load on........

How's work today madame?
Sparks good news about french muskies...
Liv Ddddddddooooooooooooo Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt

Hello wenches

badders the hair looks lovely.

livia I got the email for that too. I'm tempted to go. Or Mr Mouse and toddler will go.

(What are 11s btw?)

The meeting went really well. I was surprised at how calm and relaxed the school was. Current preschool is a zoo in comparison. Toddler (and baby) warmed to the staff straight away which is odd for TM as he's slow to warm to new people. Even the principal. And they had an amazing multi sensory room. Unfortunately, we found out his wonderful SALT is leaving. I want to hang round her ankles and beg her not to go.

Oh yes - I could find out how gorgeous he smells....

If I go I want you all to know that this is because of my wenches who have given me the confidence to do stuff! ILYA!

And special thanks to Wicked without whom I would probably still be locked away at home instead of planning to attend future meet ups!

If I do end up being known as 'the batshit woman who dribbled on Peter Capaldi's shoes' I will also hold you responsible....

And as a proper thank you, here's a pic of PC's beautiful torso....

I bet he smells of rainbows and unicorns...

Mouse '11s' are the two vertical frown lines between your eyebrows that you don't have permanently embedded on your face because you're young and stress-free

oh really liv? hmmmmm.

Aw that's good mouse although bad that his SALT is leaving. 11's are the two frown lines that are above your nose, mine have stayed permanently at the moment (I hope) because of lack of sleep and being generally very pissed off atm. fml 11's. And according to the expert only botox will remove them for a bit. great.
thanks apresz and well done sparks

laundry out, laundry in and folded. Washing machine broken so no more laundry.....

Argh - Washing machine broken?

My 4th load is in at the moment - because the sun has gone behind clouds

And the school run looms...

Afternoon all! Just been sending emails while listening to Treville deliver a baby while catching a dastardly criminal on radio 4. Am hoping my emails made sense

mouse the new pre-school sounds absolutely wonderful!

Thanks, I didn't know those were called 11s but it's logical.

Stress makes me look like a 15 year old with a hard paper round . I long for the day when door steppers don't ask whether my parents are in.

And wouldn't capaldi smell of scotch and manly things.

Btw are any wenches here gamers? I've found the equivalent of HBF heaven.

sparkle first time?!

Just dashed into waitrose to get cream and coffee. Fucking depressing. All those couples. I dn't even care if they're happy??

And the guys are rather hot too! Where did those women f
Get them from? University? On my course it was women, one gay and one straight effeminate guy. Ar masters - two guys out of which one is still my friend but there will be no sexy times between us.

DD's father completely wasted my uni years!

And now I have pigeon shit on my windscreen. That's for good luck, right?

And those women are nothing special too. No three heads or anything like that but the blokes are definitely hotter. I'm sure it's personality but I can't even get a fucking date for my frankly lovely personality to shine fecking through

Should I take up golf?

Afternoon. You should come up to my Waitrose drink, that'd put you off all those fit blokes in your local one. Up here they're a few years further on, accompanied by their precocious brats & either performance parenting or failing at discipline . It can be quite entertaining.

Golf . Things can't be that bad can they?

How depressing Drink. I have noooooo advice on that front I'm afraid. Maybe you should have a weekend loitering around foreign filming locations in the hope of picking up a hot actor? Just a thought.

Yes Botox for the first time last Thursday so I'm on day 8. Got another week til it's fully kicked-in. I can see why it's popular

Washing machine broken norah? You can almost feel the shock waves in the Tavern . Hope it gets sorted soon.

issy, were you imagining an open billowy shirt & many exasperated frowns?

Golf

No it can't have been university for picking up men. The ones I saw in my uni, exs uni and Mr mouse's uni were all hopeless. University is for picking a likely one out of the dross and waiting for him to mature like a wine (or cheese).

Norah
:( :( :(
My thoughts are with you at this difficult time

why did I think you've already had it done several times, sparkle?

was it ali or fancy that told me to wait for the divorcees? Hmm, no kids though, I Don't want any of that blending shit. It wouldn't have been a problem before I had DD but now I think it'd be difficult to parent two or more kids in the same household (the short of it) plus there'd be another mother who'd probably have more say than the dad
Not that masses of single dads are knocking on my door.