Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

drink nice dress

wicked has landed but I think is incommuncado tonight cos she didnt bring her phone charger?!

issy flops for shitty drives, hope the evening improves for you.

Oh, while I remember - tempting offers I've passed on today ...
"Mummy, you could have a bath while I have my poo!"
Gee, thanks DS. Maybe not the nicest ambience eh?

Oh and...
well done Anne
where is Norah

I know - the bottle isn't half drunk!!!!

Was hoping to drag DrIssy out to the pub once dc were in bed but 1. pubs here are uniformly awful and 2. Mil would give me hard States for the next five years. May suggest a quick trip to the nearest offie for a beer run as there is no beer in. However they are in middle of a board game so they may be some time...

Still think I have time to nip down to see Arhos while I wait, just to give Helen a breather. I'm considerate like that

Anne, give him one from me.

to helen & issy for mucked up plans & lack of booze respectively. Maybe next time you visit them you should take a hip flask each?

Not going to bore you with commentary, however I am at the theatre!

Am working, but just had to have a quick pausefordrool

Thanks Helen, I'll try to remember the * rules.

issy, that's crap after a long drive, defo seems dh out for booze. Ps... What board game?

send Not seems.

He's very happy, but Badders and I wore him out so much that Aramis is having to help him walk....

Flops ds1 and DrIssy were introducing the in-laws to Cacassonne

Evening all.

I have finished longholidayjobtypethingy - Hurrah! Am treating myself to and [cheese] and have watched Iron Man with the DCs so generally all is right with the world.

Anne - well done my lubber I knew it would go well. Enjoy your year off - I'm well jel actually about doing a Masters - I'd love to but have no cash. Also, anything good at the theatre>

Issy - you appear to be in purgatory. Hope things pick up.

Can't remember anything else. Going for more cheese will address chlorestral level on Monday

Mmm, cheese, have some for me mavis

And helen has just proved why Aramis is the true sex god - he didn't need help walking this morning. Me on the other hand.....Madame, how about you?

Where's norah? I wanted to tell her that now I like Ros (Hermione) from Spooks. Ruth will be back apparently. Either later in the series or at least for the movie.

Not actually at the theatre. It was a key moment in Anna Karenina.

Fair do's re AK Confusion.

I plan to do very little this weekend. The dcs and I have Iron Man 2&3 plus Thor to watch. Unless the weather is nice. And considering we had hail today I suspect a movie marathon is on the cards

Good God Issy, they took the wine away ....you appear to have tipped up at my in-laws, although at least you appear to have internet connectivity. Next time keep a stash in your luggage

They may be wandering off on the lash after giving some lucky lady a treat Flops, but they appear to have spotted me some more lucky wenches over to their left, for round two

Night you lovely bunch. Just been catching up on Monday's GoT so feck knows what my subconscious has in store for me tonight.

Night flopsy, sweet dreams.

Night all. Am taking my entirely too sober for a Friday night off to bed with DrIssy (who has just raided the kitchen for a salad cream sarnie as two slices of pizza and a bit of salad was just not enough to keep the tummy rumbles away).

I shall dream of cake and the finest wines in Christendom.

Night issy, may you dream of Athos serving you

Morning wenches

I can't remember the last time I was up this early

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Morning wenches.

Aramis was outstanding last night.

I dreamt I was shopping in Debenhams. Tried on lots of stuff which fitted and looked nice and was reduced. Definitely a dream then.

Movie marathon sounds ace Mavis. Hope it rains all day

Cinderella is one of the Movies for Juniors cheap films this weekend at our local cinema. Have promised DS2 ice cream with topping of choice. Not a chance. Mind you, he won't watch Shaun the Sheep either.

Was A in the changing rooms with you then LetUs?

Honestly. It's like our wench genes don't actually reach our subconsciouses at all.....