Swagger Inn : Thread 97 - Wenches Keep Wenching....

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Can someone post the pretty pictures? I need to take Stupid Cat to the vet for her follow-up appointment if I can find her. I know she's feeling better because she's been out hunting and I'm not sure where she is. Oh dear....

Evening all!!! I'm back from NorthEasternSeasideTown but can't really say that in public as we're doing that awful thing of 'saying-we're-away-to-avoid-a-really-expensive-meal-out-with-friends'. I feel so guilty but not guilty enough to bankrupt myself after the world's most expensive mini-break

I've missed you all...badderz, I always cry at 'slipping through my fingers' and it's worse when Dd asks why YYYOOOUUUUUUU WIIIIILLLLLL LEEEAAAVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyway, back to the business of wenching . Athos looks mega FAF in that photo, I think it's a sort of, 'Right, we've given them a good rogering, now, a drink my friend!'

Porthole does look a little fuzzier in S3 but that's fine, it's his naughty eyes, broad shoulders, narrow waist, thick thighs......

Eek, why aren't my *** working? My post looks ridiculous. Let's try again...

Anne, glad your exam went well. What's next? New Job?

Oh, I am so emotional lately. It's ridiculous. Any song can get me crying.
Glad you have had a good day.
I had a nap this afternoon...seems I am doing that a lot lately. Am going to ask the Dr to do blood tests. I know I'm old, but this is ridiculous!
Just finished the last of ghe Eurovision Bellini :(

Evening wenches.

Carolina there's a non-exploding Doctor Athos in sick bay. Off you go.

Well done Anne

I am knackered. Work's rubbish and we're in for a bumpy couple of weeks. Aramis - you're going to have to do all the work tonight.

Letus....
Weve got you x
I am watching shit on Netflix. Daredevil?
Some woman is going to out with an obv psycho and is going to end up chopped into little bits and stuffed in a bin bag...you mark my words!

Sigh sigh siiiiiiiiiiigh

He is very pretty Letus

Evening

Glad the exam went well anne, but I am mightily jealous about you regularly seeing DL . The only famous person I used to see often when in London was Henry Kelly , and that was always in one pub or another. Mind you, he did once point out a free table to me when I was massively pregnant, which was sweet of him.

A very diplomatic comment badders

Love the comments under that pic letus, although Santi's postion suggests something other than 'sit on my knee' to me

Hope your head is feeling better now carolina

Hello flops! Good break?

I like frank skinner! I really liked his football show with david baddiel. And he is good on hignfy.

Well done, Anne.

I found a dress to wear for tomorrow's occasion. It was still wrapped up in plastic from dry cleaners. The ticket on it said 21.06.2013 I haven't worn it in 2 years! No occasion but also put on weight and had bad skin on the décolletage. Also found 4 or 5 other dresses that similarly haven't been worn but will be taken for myholiday later this year

Has wicked landed?

Does that mean you'll be wearing a low cut dress at tomorrow's occasion then drink? Saucy wench

Great holiday Thanks madame, horrendous car journey home though. I was ready to kill. I've had a nice Bath and am now eating cadbury's. Bliss.

Ah bless you Badz, you'll get your reward in the cwtch cupboard

fancy Ha ha, it's not actually low cut at all, just below the end of my neck thanks previously spotty skin! No nips on display

Some pretty

Evening all!

Am at in laws after horrid four hour drive. Feeling hungry (two 10" pizzas between 5 adults and two kids) and they've taken the wine away after one glass!

anne congrats on the exam

caro commiserations on the head, hope you are feeling well soon.

drink feeling awfully underdressed in comparison

I'm sure I've seen it before but where...

'Taken the wine away' issy? Who does that?

WHAT? A dress?

Taken the wine away? Why? Why? Why would anyone do that?

Drink - you'd look gorgeous in anything. Goes for all wenches actually.

Jizz (sic! intended) no need to panic. I don't get out much so will dress, well not 'up', but will dress in a dress

Thank you letus
Ah, what the hell

It's Musketeers Friday so we just watched Commodities and I am now treating myself to this.

desired

DS birthday event cancelled, could have gone out for meal with friends after all

Not to worry Issy, he's quite busy enough, he doesn't need any other company #InDenial (and what is this 'iron' of which you speak?)

PS - Floppers the '' thing doesn't work if the '' ends up next to any punctuation