Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

I gave mumps to my mum after I came down with it on Christmas Day when I was 4 - she was really ill with it.

I have been awake most of the night and the boss has gone out so I am intending to do as little as possible today. I have been sorting out my Peter pics and now have over 1,420 on my phone - that's not too extreme is it

After our conversation last night, I am trying not to think of Malcolm Tucker and Jamie doing BAD things to me over the desk but failing miserably.

I got him to inhale the vicks, unfortunately right after I had a shower. So the very sexy scent of eau de vicks has clung to my just washed hair.

Babyelk sounds as destructive as babymouse.

Poor wee guy has passed out. Hopefully, a bit of sleep will do him some good.

Blimey liv how have you got that many?

Have you got this one?

Awwww Mouse that's an adorable pic! I haven't seen one with that specific caption!

I just collect them from the internet, its a great hobby - there are a lot of us PCap fans out there, believe it or not, and we play nicely too! Most of us just want to touch his beautiful chest or stroke his hair before being shagged senseless

On the plus side, we are no danger to him as we would all probably swoon if we ever saw him in RL

How many Liv? Blimey! How do you get MN or FB to load at all?

After reading through the rules again, I want number one to be inscribed on every surface of the Tavern - that way nobody can get their wenchy paws on the Cardinal

Mouse sounds like a stressful day - poor little chap. Hopefully sleep will be the best thing for him.

Chaise When I got my phone in December I asked for the 64 GB model so that it would hold all the pics

I have them in a separate album so that they are easily accessible in an emergency, such as a spontaneous game of Peter Poker on Facebook (basically, post lots of hot pics, drool over everyone else's!) - in fact I am known as quite a demon player

A little more decoration for the Tav though not a HBF but a red-hatted one

livia it's from the calming brits tumblr. On which I have not wasted hours, of course.

Oh my word - I think I may have to waste a few hours on that as well!

I like stannis
He is proper hard.
And likes proper grammar.
This ticks all my boxes.

Afternoon wenches. Any room in sick bay? I've come home from work because I feel decidedly quite crap. It's quite rare for me to go off sick. Should be okay for tomorrow hopefully but have booked in with GP for Thursday as this cystitis (if that's what it is) isn't shifting properly. Woe woe

Hope poorly DC are getting better, and same for ailing wenches

Oh no LetUs!

Flipping heck livia, how many?

I feel lots better about all the Santi pics on my laptop now.

It's nice and sunny here now - washing flapping away on the line in a very satisfying way.

Yet again, there's a lack of Santi/Aramis pics in the Tavern today. The Giro d'Italia is on and I need an antidote to skinny hairless men in day-glo lycra. Back in a mo.....

That's better

Got two sachets of Cystocalm left but it's not improving, but not getting any worse. No pain though. Shall see what GP says.

I'm watching Only Connect and DS1 has made me a cup of tea

Fancy...is he demonstrating what he is going to do with you?
Letus..hope you feel better soon.
Decided to go for my run after all as the weather turned better.
So w2 r2 done!
Have to say I'm finding it quite hard though.

ok, it's not Santi. But OMFG, how cute is this?

Although I might just sit and stare at that gif

Oh LetUs that's terrible - you need a lie down with a HBF and lots of barley water/cranberry juice

Is Aramis showing what he wants to do with the Cardinal there with his hand gestures?

Fancy The internet is a fantastic resource - where else could I get pics of PC's bare backside

Ha - cross post Badders

Loving the kitten pic

he is badders (well in my head he is ). Well done for doing the run btw. I don't know waht it's like by you, but it's windy again here, must be hard to run in.

letus, did they give you antibiotics last time you went?

And back to Santi

The question Liv should be where can you get pictures of PC's bare backside without risking arrest?

Well done on the run Badderz

Not been to GP recently Fancy. It only started last Tuesday and seemed to go away with drinking more water and time but it's not shifting even with these sachets which makes me think it might not be cystitis. Throw in today's dizzy wibblywobblyness and it's off to the GP. Occurred to me it could be another delightful perimenopausal symptom. Good-o.

It is windy, yes.
I would find it hard to run no matter what the weather was like, to be fair