Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Course he isn't sniffing his own pit that's what his fangirls are for

Rules are VERY important - how can you break them if you don't know what they are?

For those who like that sort of thing, this is my 'prosthetic' hand next to the real one. Not quite 'squeezing pus' on YouTube though I did flick some out of the actual stings this morning

Blimey Helen!
Has someone looked at that!?
You poor love x

OMG Helen, that's really swollen

Gosh, Helen that looks horrific. Hope the piriton kicks in soon.

Loving the 'wench rules'. .

I haven't read anything, I'm just posting so you know I'm trying to be here but MN keeps crashing and this is my 5/6th time trying to post this now in the last few minutes.

If this posts you will see this. If not you won't and I will throw the shitepad out of the window.
P.S. I am sat in the Lego chair.

Norah!!!!!

Norah you can send me a massage any time you like

Hand is the result of two or three stings, localised allergy etc Have been on piriton all day Cold flannel is v. soothing though.

IT ONLY FUCKING POSTED!!!

Ok, seeing as I'm on a run...

eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm.
Nope.
I've got nowt. And the shitepad needs charging, so that will happen when the fuckingtoddlergoesthefucktofuckingsleep.

So not yet.

Here's some swearing to keep you all going.

Cuntfuckbollockshitwankarse.

Norah ^^
^^

Helen that looks awful, hope it stops hurting soon!

Evening all.

Lordy Helen - that looks sore. I'm also another who has never had a bee/wasp sting so has a bit of an irrational fear of them. D'you suppose it was retaliation at Mouse managing to get a 'covered in bees' line into the convo the other day?

Still got a cold but it's defo on it's way out now. Stupidly tired though so just seeing if I can hang on until 9pm before I go to bed. Without wanting to sound like one of the dcs it's just too light to go to bed now

Mooooouuuussssssssseeeeyyyyyyyyy.

I keep seeing things on twatter and thinking of you. I'm trying to be a bit more Twatter ATM. It isn't going well really, but there. Never mind.
I'm doing a fiction writing thingy, and I tried to write enormous. And the shite pad changed it to enormouse. Oh I larfed.

And get some fecking ice on that helen. Eh?

The post before crashed.

Madame - DS1 is Spain obsessed, so is excited about your recipe. The no chorizo thing is good too because we use garlic sausage because we are Muslim don't eat pork and it really isn't great. I can also never get it to absorb the water so the no stirring/no lid thing makes sense.

As ever, I have nothing new to contribute but flicking through my phone, I will just remind you all why we are wenches.

Eeeek Helen! Ouchy.

Bee bastards

And I may as well try to post these....
As always.
YES. YES I FUCKING WOULD.

The hand doesn't actually hurt, it's just itchy and awkward - can't do much with it being so swollen (it only hurts it I try to bend it more than it wants to bend.)

Sparks I'll forgive the bee bastards if the little sods give me some honey this year....

DO NOT FORGET THE FUCK TOYS

2% wenches.
I must away....

suppose I would frown on bestiality at a push

Bahahahahaha!

#onlyinthetav

In the interests of giving poor liv a break, just imagine malcolm tucker angrily giving you one over a filing cabinet. Just sayin

helen blardy hell!

I just got back from rock climbing class. It was mainly rope safety but still ace. One instructor was vair nice too

Youre welcome anne and how is the job / study going?

Get well soon mave

Oooh and Bourne Legacy now on film4 I think? (I have the dvd but hey)

Good God Helen that looks horrific!

Loves Elks Renaissance painting Athos.

Madame Funny you should say that - I'm currently rewatching The Thick Of It and having filthy thoughts about Malcolm Tucker

Ah no Bourne is tomorrow at 9.

liv I had filthy thoughts about malcolm tucker for about five years...

This is perfection

Madame, work is going really well. Coming together. I arranged lunch with two other newbies today so that was nice. Studying less productive, but Tuesday and a Thurs after work I will be in the library so hopefully it will come together. First exam is Monday so need to crack on.