Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Helen...piriton (or similar) and NSAIDs and ice if it's swollen x

Oh Badders that's rubbish - I can't belieeeve you slept with etc he hasn't foudn anything. (I was delighted when I was told I had an abcess, on the basis that it was fixable)

Am on piriton and a cold flannel. T'internet tells me I have a localised allergy.

He said
"Haven you been under any stress lately?"
Hahahahahahahahaha

No - all is stress-free chez Badders surely?

In other news is really is rather nice here now - doing the hot and sunny thing. DH just shouted up the stairs that some washing has blown off the line. Am unsure if that means he wants credit for hanging it back up again, or it that means 'Woman, know your place sort out the washing' Will investigate... Right-oh, it appears I am merely required to notice his helpfulness in hanging it back up on the line. Shall I make him a star chart ?!

Or give him a marble!?
My poor sister is at breaking point with bil. Even nearly dying hasn't changed him :( he is being a pig (just like he was before the stroke)
I wish I could help her. She deserves better.
Obv worried about ds2.
Mum is as she ever is....
I am just very tired.
All the time.

Afternoon all.

Hope everyone is well. I have great difficulty getting on the thread these days, does anyone else have similar? The App on my iPhone always crashes (other threads are fine), safari will let me read but not log on, and generally someone is Minecrafting on my laptop!!

Lovely mini wench meetup this morning with MrsB, shame we got soaked in the car park but had excellent bacon rolls, lashings of tea, chat and shopping.

Still a bit gutted at the election results, not for Scotland, but for the rest of the UK.

Good luck to all mini-wenches with SATs and exams .

I only use computers to log on, so no idea Lyndie though even the computer creaks when we get near the end of a thread. Are you trying to load the whole thing or just a page at a time?

Paella recipe looks lovely. I do like prawns and chorizo in it even it that's not authentic!!

Bloody awful weather up here too Mave, sunny one minute, pishing down with rain the next.

Hope those with health/teeth/DC problems improve soon, hang in there.

Thanks Helen, I think I'm trying to load 20 messages at a time, its ok on the laptop but elsewhere not a hope. Is it anything to do with the number of pictures on the thread?

Big hugs and snogs for my wifey

I can't snog you back ww due to my ouchy toothypegs :(

No idea Lyndie - ask MN HQ - we all keep bitching about slow loading, but as far as I know, none of us have actually asked MN about it :) Maybe they should produce a text only version. 'MN-lite'

Badders for SIL as well. Is he playing the 'I'm ill card' as well as just being a tosser generally.

He is not a nice man.
She is to all intents and purposes a single parent but it worked (sort of) because he worked away.
Now he is at home it's all pretty stressful and hard.

I just had quick look at Site Stuff and loads of complaints about slow loading threads and crashing etc there are Apple ishoos so I might have to do a massive update on my phone, my laptop is needing replaced so maybe a new one won't be so slow (though I have been clearing it up and its been better recently).

for Badders.

Sat in the car, catching up, in 29 degrees, boiling sunshine. Too hot for me.

Sorry dentist didn't find anything bads. Loving mrsB and Lyndie meet up.
Loving Madames paella cooking course even more

Just don't tell any Valencians lyndie

bads for you and SIL. Remember you can't help everybody, kay? At some point looking after yourself needs to be your priority, so that you stay sane for you and the DSs...

Thread is always totes fine on my phone (mobile view, Android, page by page view)

Sister, not SIL. Durrr.

Afternoon, it's quite warm here now

Sorry the dentist couldn't find anything badders, I hope they do get to the bottom of it soon & commiserations re DSis, I'm not sure what you can do to help really, except be there when she needs you.

I only access MN through my laptop & haven't had loading issues, although sometimes pics take a while to appear when they're posted.

Hope your hands are recovering helen

Fancy I look like I have one normal hand and one prosthetic one It's very quite on here - I was meant to be popping upstairs to finish off some work but I got a bit distracted....

KLets have some fun with Wench rules eh?

• smut/lowering of tone is required in all conversations
• all threads must be derailed
• no plans to be made without 100+ posts (even for a wench mini-meet that involves just two people)
• no pearl-clutching allowed
• mindbending abbreviations to be used at all times IYSWIM?
• all outfits must be approved and accessorised appropriately
• no flouncing is allowed
• flouncing occasionally is compulsory
• all conversational topics must include, at some point, HBFs
• all wenches must be mutually supportive
• it is essential to rip the piss out of any wenches should they deserve it
• no topic is off limits, unless a wench calls time out on personal stuff
• twitter is the incomprehensible work of the devil/the best thing since sliced bread HBFs - discuss

I shall now rejoin RL for a couple of hours.........

QUIET FFS, it's quiet on here.
at own typing etc.

Helen Great list! Can I add my Cardinal Rule (see what I did there? )

• must be into kinky sex in the dungeon with all the necessary equipment and possibly M/M/F threesomes

Or is that just me

Ooh and another general one:

• no wench may fancy the Cardinal but every wench must fancy the Cardinal

• You have to state which team your are on and stick to it
• Being on Team EverybodyexceptVinneandtheCardinal is allowed

Excellent rules there helen, I think you've covered the important issues.

I have to go & cook dinner now, but whilst doing that I shall consider whether any more are needed.

I'd post a nice Athos pic as a reward for your work, but my laptop is being very slow at the moment. I think it needs a rest!