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Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

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MadamedeChevreuse · 05/05/2015 20:10

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...
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MavisGrind · 11/05/2015 07:02

Morning all!

Absolutely pissing how here and a bit cold. Apparently according to the radio it's going to be sunny and 24 degrees in the south. I am comforting myself with the knowledge that we have lower house prices.

Hope everyone has a good day even if it is Monday.

Laters

Baddz · 11/05/2015 07:24

Oooooowwwwww

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 11/05/2015 07:49

Morrrning.

Baddz get down that dentist. Just go & sit there til they see you. Flowers

Sorry Mave - summer dress & bare legs here.

LetUs yep, I'm with her on the fictional characters.

Madame hope the migraine meds sorted it out. Bastard thing.

Well. Today is the start of Year 3 in the Ten Years of Public Exams In This House. Today it's SATS & AS-Levels. Ds1's concession to this is to go into school at his normal time rather than just this after non - so he can start his revision.

Ermergerd. There will be seven shades of hell to pay in August if he doesn't know what he's doing.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 11/05/2015 07:50

Ooops, no, it's Year 4.

ChaiseLounger · 11/05/2015 07:58

Ds1 has Year 6 SATS. Good luck to all those doing exams.

LetUsPrey · 11/05/2015 08:01

Morning wenches.

Well I suppose at least he's relaxed about it Sparks?

Pissing it down here too Mavis.

Badderz - yep, go and stage a sit in. In the meantime, alternate paracetamol and ibuprofen and stare constantly at pictures of Athos.

Watched some more Pushing Daisies last night. No interesting dream though.

LetUsPrey · 11/05/2015 08:03

Cross-post. Good luck to all DC sitting exams.

MadamedeChevreuse · 11/05/2015 08:08

24 degrees? Is it? Remarkable! Id better buy some summer clothes. Still wearing jeggings and jumpers, ie what Ive been wearing since october.

Never mind mave

Exams for primary school children can fuck off. Oh wait, no they cant, esp now we have a tory majority govt.

Good luck all mini wenches doing exams today! Shamrock and to minisparkle for lack of revision.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/05/2015 08:25

Are they thinking south, as in the Caribbean? (Jeans, T-shirt, jumper...)

Badders fingers crossed for dentist not being an arse and fitting you in.

LetUs - loved the fictional men thing.

ApricotCrush · 11/05/2015 08:52

Morning all!

24 degrees?

BloodyElkFire · 11/05/2015 09:02

Morning.

Apes I think we've probably had Athos every which way, on repeat, ad infinitum. This is a Good Thing. Long may it remain so.

Ouchy Badders, like everyone says....camp out at the dentist until they sort it out. Or give you proper drugs.

So the most hated Party in government is still clinging on to the most hated man in the country Hmm. Lets see who he can piss off, and what he can fuck up as Justice Minister eh......the possibilities are endless

MadamedeChevreuse · 11/05/2015 09:06

Dont mourn, fight!

Wenches do britain uncut? I think some of us may be in the area... Wink

www.ukuncut.org.uk/action-call-out-30th-may/

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/05/2015 09:06

Today's beauty tip for wenches... (not that we need it of course, because we are all utterly gorgeous and beautiful )

To make your skin smooth, tight and wrinkle free, simple irritate your local bee hive and get some free doses of nature's botox. On the down side you'll also be a wee bit puffy, but ho hum hey!

MiladyBeaWinter · 11/05/2015 09:08

Morning. It's 14 degrees here, but sunny. Going to piddle down later though, probably as soon as the washing is done. Hmm

Bads I'd offer Cake but that's not going to help, so Flowers and get on that phone. Hope it eases.

We don't have SATS up here . But it is colder (see above) and half our motorways only have two lanes (FFS).

Speaking of motorways am off to drive down it to a mini wench meet up! Brew and Cake!

FancyFancy · 11/05/2015 09:18

Morning, it's not summer dress weather here either, although some blue sky looks like it's trying to peek through.

Good luck re: dentist badders & to all the DCs with exams. The Yr6 SATs really are a bloody nuisance and only getting worse with Govt obsession with targets. Please don't get me started, or I'll be off on a rant about mutually exclusive goals and and how not everyone can be above average.

And Govey's back . I wonder how many more times he's been slapped since that news came out?

Baddz · 11/05/2015 09:52

Got an appt at 11
Been to chemists for more pain killers
:(
Oooowwwww

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/05/2015 10:16

Hurrah for appointment! Fingers crossed he can sort your tooth out pronto.

MadamedeChevreuse · 11/05/2015 10:29

Yay bads!

Shock helen! Are you ok or are you covered in beestings? Have you got stuff to put on it?

Have a good one mrsb!

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/05/2015 10:42

Not covered, I just got 2-3 on the back of my hand yesterday. And now, although I know that I have knuckles, I can't see any evidence of them! I assume the priton's working, but have no idea really. It will go down over the next day or so...

MadamedeChevreuse · 11/05/2015 11:18

Is it onion or lemon youre supposed to put on bee stings, or something? If you do the wrong one, I imagine it will really bloody hurt, so best not experiment... Confused

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MadamedeChevreuse · 11/05/2015 11:25

Ah, apparently thats actually bollocks, so there you go.

I have never been stung by a wasp or a bee. Consequently Im terrified of them and convinced that a sting hurts about the same as being shot, or something.

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 11/05/2015 12:02

Madame, it's inbetween 'Ow, bother' and "Ow Ow Ow! That 'king hurt you little sod!" depending where the sting was and how much venom they go into you before you knocked them off.

Suspect being shot is somewhat worse Wink

Speaking of 'Ow!', I hope Badders is getting on ok.

MadamedeChevreuse · 11/05/2015 12:17

I have to cook the paella today so the squid doesnt go off, so this is how I make paella.

(For meat paellas, boil the chicken etc first until cooked, with chopped veg, also to make a stock. Then chop up the meat, and brown it in a frying pan, and add to pan later when you add the rice. Same if you are doing a veggie paella, but don't boil the veg first.)

Serves about 4:

Use a big, wide pan over your widest ring. Fry the seafood lightly til it colours, set aside.

Make the sofrito (the basis of lots of Spanish cooking) - over a low heat using plenty of olive oil and two generous pinches of salt, fry a large chopped onion, 2-3 chopped skinned/deseeded large tomatoes, and 3 sliced garlic cloves, for 10-15 mins until all mushy and soft. Don't let it burn/colour.

Add 1tsp paprika, then 350g paella or arborio rice (not longrain/basmati). Fry and stir all for 2 mins. Then add good quality fish stock (3x the amount of rice used), some saffron and some peas if you like.

Shake pan so all is even. Do not stir or cover. Simmer on low heat til the rice is cooked and soft and the stock gone. (While cooking top up with more stock if necessary, shake the pan and move the rice around gently to cook evenly, but do not stir.)

A few mins before before rice is completely cooked, add the seafood to the top of the rice so it heats through.

Squeeze lemon juice on top, leave to rest for 5-10 mins.

Serve with lemon wedges and garlic mayonnaise.

The burnt caramelized bits of rice on the bottom of the pan are called socarrat in the Valencian language and highly prized, so tell anyone who gets any burnt bits they are lucky!

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IssyStark · 11/05/2015 12:18

Morning all, apologies for being awol over the weekend (life, children etc) and generally being knackered due to not sleeping on Thu/Fri night ('silly mummy' as ds1 would say)

Badders sorry the tooth's still giving you gip but rar for appt.

Helen I think it's bicarb of soda for bee stings and vinegar for wasp stings iirc

Good luck to all mini-wenches embarking on exams, may they all get Star

Baddz · 11/05/2015 13:19

Well.
Dentist thinks it's a jaw problem. Can't see anything on the x Rays. Had an impression for night splint taken.
Got to go back If it gets worse.
Ow :(

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