Swagger Inn: Thread 94 - Cumpleaños feliz! It's Santi's 37th birrrrthday...

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Bring your steak and guacamole sandwiches and raise a glass of cheeky Chilean red to the hottest musketeer of them all!

Let's play pass the parcel. When the music stops, Team A gets to take off a layer.

Ready...go!

And have RTFT for this morning.

I did nothing yesterday. I told Dh that I hadn't felt very well, but that wasn't quite the truth - I didn't feel ill as such, just......
Now I feel guilty.
He has got up this morning, put away my 5 loads of washing from camping, done all the ironing, done 3 loads of washing and hoovered.
I feel terrible. And no, not even ill, just guilty terrible.

MN is terrible on my phone atm. I can only read the last page, sometimes the last 2 pages, if I'm lucky, then it just closes.

Oh badders and much love to you and family.

chaise don't feel guilty. You and dh are a team and he's just filling in for you temporarily.

Helen hope he feels better soon. Enjoy your leisure activities.

Calpol is wonder stuff. TM has recovered enough to help me in the garden. He's helped me plant some herb seeds and do my window boxes and put up some outdoor Japanese paper lanterns.

Thank you.
I knew he was ill, but he has been ill for a long time.
So I don't think it was expected in that sense iyswim?
He was a nice man :(
I feel miserable so am ironing.

Oh Badderz

Chaise - we all need days like that

MrsB - no, not wrong. I fancy Tristam Hunt quite a lot I think he would have been a brilliant Minister of Education. Is that the title?

Waiting for DM and DS3 is going for 1:1 sleepover and has packed his bag and got dressed ready. He is so excited. Then the rest of us are going to art gallery that DS2 went to with school and Mave and I had coffee on the first tav meet up ever and then for sushi (not sure how that is going to pan out actually) followed by the Roald Dahl play that Issy went to. There is 19 of us!

Glad passports have arrived Madame. Glad Anne is getting on down with Stalin(my fave topic of all in Russian history).

I can't understand how the ejection pundits got it so wrong. I can't stand Cameron. But what was the alternative? Ed and the SNP?

I liked tony when he first got in, but the lies of Iraq, spend spend spend, and now when I look at Blair, I feel quite ill.

Mind you I feel quite ill looking at all of them?

I am sat now explaining to ds1 how the conservatives will kill off our NHS and it makes me sick.

Looking forward to announcement this week on baddies.

Helllooo

Oooooooh baddie announcement. Tres exciting.

"I feel quite ill looking at all of them". That. Just that. Especially with #proseccohangoverfromhell

I have some vair vair nice pressies for Team A which I will be back with laterrrrzz.

I think the correct title now is Minister for Fucking up Schools. Oh and bloody well done on the revision, you'll do grand.

Arf at ejection pundits.

Hope your hangover improves Sparks and hope all wenches doing or not doing stuff have a good day. Esp Elk and BabyElk

Do you know which part of me is the most hungover still?

My frigging teeth

Your teeth?

Why? Did you get something stuck in them on a chaise (nto)?!

NO.

I get it every time I drink a lot of Prosecco or wine. Really really sensitive. Agony to brush teeth or eat, lasts for a day or 2. It's almost enough to put me off doing it.

Until the next time

Afternoon

sparks, will you have recovered by tonight?

badders, always a bit of a shock to hear news like that.

How's your DS now helen?

Don't feel guilty chaise - the fact you feel bad shows you're not someone who takes the piss.

Looking forward to sparks's surprise & new baddies announcement.

Hugs for wifey

Fancy I won't need my teeth tonight

I'm having a lot of trouble with my surprises. Why can't I download GIFS from Twitter like I do a picture? I can get them off Tumblr no prob.

Don't talk to me about fucking teeth

sparks, is it the right time to post this again?

Look at this instead badders, it might take your mind off them

When are you next seeing the dentist?

DS fel asleep on our bed for half an hour at lunchtime, still running a temperature, but fine in himself - currently playing on the tablet. Oh, and now says he feels sick

I have been in the garden declaring war on couch grass - not quite what I'd call leisure time. Mouse I got all excited for you when you said thet TM was helping in the garden - then realised you meant ToddlerMouse, not TheMusketeers.

Sparks - have some sensodyne

Chaise - you're allowed to relax once in a while, you have plenty of stress and not enought time to chill out.

Thank you fancy ??
Helen...hope Ds is ok x
I am phoning on Monday and hoping he can fit me in.

Evening wenches. How is everyone?

Evening WW and everyone. Have done sod all today, except a pile of ironing.

Hope BabyElk had a lovely day. Doesn't seem like a year.

Sorry to hear about your friend Badders.

Your DH is wonderful Chaise, I'd never find anything if mine attempted to put washing away. Not that he ever would, he spends all his spare time at the DCs making/mending/decorating/gardening/building, not that I mind.

Hope all poorly DCs feel better soon and that wenches with tooth problems are coping.

There's nothing on the TV, I'm going to suggest a rewatch of series 1.

Awwww......evening wenchypeeps.

Thanks for all babyElk's birthday wishes, she has had a fabulous day and has only just stopped partying. Chocolate cake, jelly, ice cream and cream have been consumed and smeared liberally over anything and anyone within The Baby Area. She is now almost passed out, milk drunk.

Big Parps all round

Evening wenches.

Am recording the final of the BBC Young Dancer of the Year, and have just started watching it. I'm in awe at the talent these young dancers possess.

A sleepy milk drunk baby sounds brill