Swagger Inn: Thread 91. Just nobody mention the DVD extras, kay? <catsbum>

[MadamedeChevreuse]

I dun a fred!

I DUN A FRED!!!!!

Ah, I found Nonny.

Night lovelies x

Clearly much thought has gone into this

Ok, so I could have him mutter it in a wench's ear then. But perhaps after wards be a bit apologetic, as he likes to be polite.
Definitely the stare. Goes without saying.
I will re use the theatre and the other things I've done because I'm lazy in order to get as much in there as possible if that's ok AraWenches?
I'm not using Latin. That is for far better people than I.

Athos would say fuck. Right at that moment I reckon, it's Aramis I find it hard believing would say it. Maybe it's because he's the romantic hero type or that he's more poetic or even the priestly part of him.

I'm not saying he isn't extremely fruity and norty and stuff. I just can't imagine him saying he wants to fuck someone.
But, wenchies know best so I shall try harder. Story of my life.

Of course, this might not ever come to pass. What with bigger and better wenches out there. But I hope you've all had fun imagining things?

Oh, and

MORNING FUCKERRRRRRRSZ!

^^sounds wrong.

Arf.

Agree Fancy - clearly Anne had given this considerable thought!!

Laughing at Comtess and her bluey White legs hurting Iris's. And that summer is a faff. My sentiments exactly.

GoT was good badders, wasn't it? Just warming up!

Morning all.

anne, pleeeeeease write some porn too, that was amazing!

Morning wenches. Excellent work there Anne

This morning's picture

Wednesday..I mean, really, what's the point!?

Oh, I'd say there's a lot of point

Anne. YesyesYES.

He SO would say it, Comtess we are as one. I'm going to send you my link as I think you might like it for errr the bath

I ADORE SUMMER (and all warm/ hot weather)

That is all.

I live for spring and summer mostly summer I absolutely adore it. It makes me a better person.

Madame - when I have finished the big writing I might.

Oh and I do think aramis would say fuck. Defo.

Athos more likely to just raise eyebrows or something, but I think would say make love if needed to say something.

Totally identify with that, Anne, sunshine makes me a better person. Much more energy (vital commodity in my house) and generally more positive and upbeat.

Morrningggggg. Operation Go the Fuck to School is GO GO GO!!!

Norah are you enquiring about the point where he's a) luring Sparkle/Fancy/Madame/Letus* the lucky lady into his lair, b) the point where he's reducing them to a quivering, shuddering mulch, or c) the actual point of coitus??

a) Would be The Stare, alongside some overblown gentlemanly gesture along the lines of throwing his cape over a puddle

b) Would be a detailed description of how much he is enjoying what he is doing whilst he nips, licks, nibbles and strokes his way round

and

c) Would be an uncontrolled string of blaspheming in rapid Spanish.

HTH

Athos would say Fuck. A Lot. Through gritted teeth.

to uncontrollable string of blaspheming in rapid Spanish. Oh yes. That is definitely right.

Bloody hellfire Elk!!!!

^What she said.

I think athos would say "oh fuck" as you describe elk but not describe it as fucking iyswim

Great posts though elk - very descriptive purely in interests of academic analysis....

I am not easily offended etc, however Elk you left me off his love interest list. I assume this is because I am his one true love.

Morning all and thanks to elk for her contribution to the Aramis debate - I'm off to the dental hygienist this morning & it'll give me something pleasant to think about (particularly the uncontrolled string of blaspheming in rapid Spanish)

I think I need a lie down.

Maybe you're already in his lair anne? You snuck in whilst no-one was looking, so don't need luring

letus love the book fighting pic. We should have more fighting with unconventional items in s 3.

I was also a bit to be left of the aramis love list! Just adjusted it in my head as I know the truth...

Well that was interesting breakfast reading

I would agree to the string of blaspheming in Spanish for Aramis.

For Athos, I very much think it would depend on who he is with. Anyone other than Milady it probably would be fuck but I think he'd say Anne if he were with her because he is, as TB has said, 'emotionally unavailable' to anyone else.

Anyway, less pondering on this and I must get on with book ordering as I have been most remiss and now have several thousands to spend before the end of May. Unfortunately I have to spend it on books for chemists, engineers and audiologists rather than anything Muskie related.

Can't put the blaspheming in Spanish out of my head now you naughty wenches!

Must do though as have serious, horrible stuff to deal with all day at work and cannot be seen to smile...

Thank you elk. It's still at (a) so he's going to be more...you know? Not saying I want to fuck you. Not yet.

AraWenches.
I have a question. Aramis is French non? So WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE VERBALLY SHAGGING YOU IN SPANISH??

If it's cos he's actually Spanish or summat, fine. But as far as I know he's French but can speak a bit of Spanish.

anne I can only assume that you are already waiting for him on his bed. No luring needed.

Right. I'm Orf. I might not be back until I get this shit sorted.
Latersz