Swagger Inn: Thread 91. Just nobody mention the DVD extras, kay? <catsbum>

[MadamedeChevreuse]

I dun a fred!

I DUN A FRED!!!!!

Apologies Anne....I had MlleElk sitting next to me, and she can read now if given enough time so I was having to be quick

So, feel free to insert (fnar) the following line:

Norah are you enquiring about the point where he's a) luring Sparkle/Fancy/Madame/Letus/Anne/Elk* the lucky lady into his lair, b) the point where he's reducing them to a quivering, shuddering mulch, or c) the actual point of coitus??

and also

*delete as appropriate

And definitely MLG, Athos would use Fuck as an expletive rather than a descriptor, but it would be wrenched agonisingly from the depths of his soul as I bring him he brought to the very precipice of his control

Morning all! Another lovely day here.

Oh Apricot c'mere so I can kiss you

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NO slurping

Ah yes, pre all that rather unfortunate Milady business he would be youthful and carefree, slightly buttoned up but with a fun loving naughty side. Maybe a bit shy, but very adept and naturally skilful where it matters

I feel sick. I have to come up to London tomorrow. To go to clinic. I haven't done as much testing and monitoring as I should have done.
I will probably get told off. Or raised eyebrows. I don't want to go.
I seriously don't want to go.
I am at work. Thinking about it. Dreading it.
I've been thinking about it for the last 3 days and feel almost physically sick.
I like to go to meetings where I can hold my head high. I don't like this.

Tense tits here today and seriously OTH! Probably why the boob squeezing yesterday was a bit ouchy

Athos saying fuck trough gritted teeth

And that gif Apricot

Trying to concentrate on work

Chaise

And after I've put kids in childcare, traipsed up to London to be told off, I have to come home to a school meeting 'let's make it more formal' and minuted......
I am so out of my depth

Morning wenches.

Ooft bloody hell. Dunno about him saying it to me but after watching that gif I most def want to say fuck to Athos. With a "me" after it.

Aramis would say fuck. But not the first time. He'd think it wasn't romantic enough until you were well involved and he knew it was ok. He'd never have said it to Salt for example. But fun loving wenches would def get fucked.

Athos would also say it, but yes as an expletive. As I was teasing him, and after I'd ruined him.

Norah where is the spoilers allowed GoT thread? I've watched the first 4 and am bursting

Oh Chaise. You MUST go to the clinic. It might not be fun but you need to be looking after yourself . Bet it won't be as horrid as you think, they do have your best interests at heart. But .

And the school? Only a few more weeks and you can totally hold your head high in that one.

We don't get Sky Atlantic on Virgin Media, so I haven't seen any of GoT. Thinking of getting the box set.

for Chaise.

Oh that's 3 sentences. Only a few more weeks to go. You can hold your head up now, not in a few weeks!

FMP (punctuation)

Apers see if you can borrow Season 1. It's a bit marmite but plenty of HBFs. Not many valiant ones as they get killed.

Thanks wenches. Calm calm

Chaise...
Ok. You havent been looking after yourself as you should have. I think that many of us on MN could say the same.
It's not ok. You know that. You know you need to take better care of yourself.
You don't need to be told - but remember they are just doing their jobs. They would be failing in their duty of care to you if they didn't point that out.
But you are WENCH...so head high and tits out :)
X

How is it that I have been too hot at work the morning in only 3 thin items of clothing, had to have zircon on n car - & now I've entered my house I'm frigging freezing? Why is this?

Chaise your appointment won't be nearly as bad as you fear, I bet. But you really need to look after yourself better. But I don't suppose you need me telling you that. Just doooooo itttt.

I bet we are the only little corner of the fandom where a discussion of whether one of them would use the word fuck, could extend to pages Well done to all wenches for putting so much thought into it though. Adrian this is why you need us & not the fenches - attention to detail.

Norah the Spanish TBH is the blurring of character/actor lines I'm afraid. Though the programme does use his cunning linguist skillz too so it has to be left in there

x post Badz

ZIRCON? WTF Applewankers?

Oh Chaise, you aren't a child, you are a grown woman. They can't 'tell you off'. If you've not done all the testing they'd like then that's your business, and you have your reasons. If they start 'telling you off' give them the "I beg your pardon" look.

And when I've finished with Athos, Fuck will be the only thing he's capable of saying...

On Twitter today.....

Polly ?@berbar66 7h7 hours ago
@SolennePeltier @TheBendySlow Morning Solenne ! haven't you had The Musketeers on Fench TV yet ? x

Arf

LOL at Fench TV

Afternoon, all this talk of Aramis's seduction technique is GMTRH. Carry on

I just read that as Aramis' erection technique.

SORRY not sorry

JP has just tweeted we find out who the new baddie is in TWO WEEKS.

Arrrrghhhh.

In other Twitter news - TM was the UK's 4th biggest drama in 2014, beaten only by Sherlock, Call The Midwife & Downton. Sold to 188 territories (whatever that means). I'm amazed it beat Dr Who!

Why am I not surprised sparks?

Learned an excellent new word whilst watching Bluestone 42 this morning - 'shagmin', I suspect Aramis has had to get very good at it to keep his love life running smoothly.

more for chaise, I know what you mean about being made to feel like a child. I find it helps if I remember that their advice is professional & not personal & (with the exception of wench doctos who are perfect obv) they are unlikely to be doing everything 100% correctly themselves. In fact they're probably sitting there thinking 'Thank fuck no-one's asked me how often I've done testing/what I ate last night/how long I brush my teeth for'