Swagger Inn: Thread 91. Just nobody mention the DVD extras, kay? <catsbum>

[MadamedeChevreuse]

I dun a fred!

I DUN A FRED!!!!!

Afternoon Thanks for the nork empathy Although I do have to wait a couple of weeks for the result, but I haven't felt any lumps or anything so I'm sure everything's ok

The secret is to do it at the right time in you cycle so you don't go when you're PMS:ing and your tits are tense

I have a casserole and potatoes boiling on the stove and a fire in the iron stove, I feel like a housewife in the 1600's, waiting for my musketeer to come home I have also chopped some carrots and thought of you

Descriptive - just the word I couldn't think of norah. Yes I imagine him being very descriptive. I think he'd love to do that in public too, but so only you can hear & you'd be an absolute horny mess as nothing can happen until you can be alone together. He'd definitely enjoy teasing like that. Mind you, the wait would be worth it, this is Aramis .

Fucking hell, it really is hot for April

Arf at "delicate woman flower"

I think I may have some blackcurrant schnaps somewhere Elk

Quiero follarte. Aquí y ahora

According to google translate - can't say I was taught how to say that 20 years ago

And yes - it has to be whispered.

Ww..."when you're tits are tense"
My tits are always tense.
Fines firm having such huge norks I think.
Well today has been pants.
Lovely sunny day and ds2 just wanted to stay in and colour and watch dvds.
Ffs.
Dh away tomorrow so tomorrow night will be shit too.
Grr.
I am not in a good mood and keep seeing things on Twitter that piss me off.

Why are you judging us?

*Norah? Did I do something?

No ww I was responding to badderszssezz'es picture

Aramis wouldn't say cock either would he?

Arf at tense tits.

Who's being judged Badders, is it Fenches?? I thought I'd elicited a catsbum on twitter earlier....turned out to be just wind.

Arf at tense tits

sparks I was never taught that in a level spanish!

baddz the sue Perkins thing really upset me too.

Home at last. Managed to replace my phone, I was due an upgrade as my contract was going to expire next month anyway. Which was very lucky. I just got a newer version of the one I already had. Am now looking for a babyproof bombproof case for it.

More positive news from preschool re toddlermouse. He is much more co operative and willing to engage though is an escape risk.

Love wand?

Hello everyone. What happened with sue perkins?

sparks thanks for the link that article was ace

All this tense tits!!
glad yours went ok WW.

Sue Perkins?

Oh, I didn't see that

Tense tits all the time

Congrats to toddlermouse

Ah. Clarkson wankbadgers.

Id like to appropriate the word clarkson as a synonym for shit. As in, "my ds just did a massive smelly clarkson and didnt flush the bog and now the toilet utterly reeks of clarkson."

Evening wenches.

As far as I understand it, Sue Perkins has left Twitter after receiving death threats and other vile trolling comments following the rumours that she was taking over as a presenter on Top Gear. Dickheads.

Good news re ToddlerMouse.

Fancy - loved Sheila Hancock. I love them all

And Norah - Aramis would say fuck on some occasions but be less direct on others, but not the flowery stuff.

I am judging all the Fucktrumpets on Twitter.
Not you guys!

Thankfully, she's not gone for good

Seen these pictures a billion times before, but I love how this has been done. They're all phwooaaarrr

Bare arse necessary for realism (back to poldark). Is art

Why did Jeremy Clarkson get fired?

Completely agree Morelike

Wicked, his latest transgression was to punch the show's producer (I think). Also, he's a twat but that would have got him fired aaaaaaages ago

Ah yes! I read that too,(not on twatter obviously because I don't understand it and it really pisses me off that I just can't seem to figure it out) soz, was being a bit slow.

I am going to try something else.

Arf at Aramis stroking his weapon in the background of the Dog pic on LetUs second link