Swagger Inn: Thread 91. Just nobody mention the DVD extras, kay? <catsbum>

[MadamedeChevreuse]

I dun a fred!

I DUN A FRED!!!!!

Morning everyone

I went into belfast for my lectures but my lecturer cancelled at the last minute. So now I'm in town, having a very leisurely cup of tea and a bacon roll. I don't actually know what to do with myself

Good luck to busy wenches and ww . Hope it all goes well.

Morning all. Hope everyone's ok and that Drs and other appointments are going well?

I'm very jealous of you southerners getting a heat wave this week!!

Four weeks after I reported the footballer regarding the offensive tweet they've finally got back to me!! Agreed completely unacceptable, apologised and yes they do have a policy with Twitter. The risk is that the player gets fined which I would feel quite bad about but hopefully it's a reminder to them that they probably shouldn't be sharing stuff like that with their fans!! Or at all.

In other (odd) I did my height on an electronic measuring thingy and I'm an inch taller than I thought I was!! Weird!! But makes my BMI a tiny bit better!!

Layers, have a good day everyone.

Morning all! Lovely day here, sun is shining and DrIssy should have put a load on the line. No bare legs here 'though.

Hope all the wenches who are ill or have ill dc are feeling a bit better and good luck to those with job things.

mouse the luxury! I also never know what to do when I ahve unexpected childfree time!

Stepped on scales this morning and after eating and drinking our way around Sussex, something must be done. I'm within half a pound on my absolute heaviest and I threw out all my fat clothes a couple of year's ago, vowing I've never be this big again so no bacon sarnies for me for a while

Back from boob squeezing and I survived. Treated myself to a chocolate croissant after

dr has given Ds some gaviscon and asked us to keep a food diary as he thinks it's something he is eating.
Odd.
Glad it was ok ww.
2 loads on the line, one on.
Hopefully Ds back to school tomorrow - Dh away for the night with work.
Still haven't seen GofT yet

For ww...

For the rest of you :)

Ahem...try again...

Bads

Hope littleBads feel better soon

Afternoon all.

Glad your appointment went well got something from the docs Bads*

Really cold here this morning but have taken the dog out for a big walk. Issy you have my sympathies re weight - I lost loads before Christmas by not drinking for nearly four months. Put it all back on now (replaced wine with chocolate).

Mouse - enjoy your childfree time.

Right, have stuff to do. Better get on.

Just realised my first sentence got chopped about in the middle. It should read:

"Glad your appointment went well Wicked and that your ds for something from the docs Bads.

[gentle parp] for Wicked

Another to go with your bacon nutty Mouse, how lovely to find yourself at an unexpected loose end.

[cwtch] for bads and littleBads

MlleElk's school has tacked a couple of inset days onto the end of the holiday....that's just psychological torture, that is. She's got no-one to play with because all her friends are at different schools and is driving us both mad. If I hear "muuuuuummmmyyyyyyyyyyy" one more time, I might stick my head in the oven. BabyElk has regressed sleep wise again the last 2 nights, is dropping naps and is refusing to sleep now - the pest.

I've got a stinky cough/cold combo, so I am coping today by just lying semi-comotose on the floor and letting them both crawl all over me

That said, MrElk is still on best behaviour after birthday-gate

No more for me elk but it sounds like you could do with it
Or something stronger.

I've had about 4 cups of tea (2pots) in Costa. I'm tead out.

I love the shit to do owl.

Afternoon everyone.

Glad you've survived ww & pleased that the doc was helpful badders, hope you're able to find out what's causing the problem. Just to let you know it is perfect drying weather here - sunny with a light breeze

letus - have you listened to the latest series of Just A Minute, I thought Sheila Hancock was fucking brilliant?

mouse hope you're enjoying your free time

badders have you been on that meme thread? . I loved that owl one too

for elk, or would you prefer someting stronger?

My rotary dryer is FULL
Ds seems ok atm
No doubt he will be ill again tomorrow when dh is away

Here's one from that thread for Athos

Fancy I like that ^, my MIL does tapestry....I wonder if she could make me one?

Oh, and something with a kick to it would be nice

Excellent pictures there... Excellent.

I'm not really here. BUT, if I was, (which I'm not) I'd ask the AraWenches a question.

Would Aramis tell you he wanted to fuck you?
OR
Would he be all I want to feel your delicate woman flower open up around my manhood.
??

Glad your norks are all good ww very good well done.

Neither norah, I think he'd tell you how he wanted to fuck you in some detail, without using the word 'fuck', or any of that flowery language and all the time giving you The Stare.

Phew, it is hot today isn't it?

No, he'd def use fuck with me

Hell no to flowery shit.

Well we know Aramis is the master of all techniques sparks so I'm sure he adapts his methods according to what's wanted

Hmmmmmm.

See, I can't quite see him saying that he wants to fuck you, (except in Spanish obviously) not in those words exactly. It just wouldn't be..... I want to say poetic but it's not poetic really....
Just more...more....sensual. Descriptive.
Like he'd not describe a wench's eyes as being like his cloak. He'd more likely (even internally) think they were the colour of the sky just after sunset.
For example.

I bet that nonny would know. Hang the fuck on. Isn't it about that time?

OIT! NONNY. GET TE FECK ON WITH IT.

"fuck with me preeeety laiydeeeee"
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