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Swagger Inn (the Snug)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/01/2015 18:38

The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent Hmm participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

Swagger Inn (the Snug)
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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/05/2015 08:06

Oooh... did someone mention roman baths?

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SpanielFingers · 31/05/2015 20:21

Norah woke up, stretched and groaned as she was actually comfortable for a change. Hearing voices downstairs, she struggled to pull herself up, feeling Porthos’ side of the bed. It was cold and it was dark now so she had been asleep for a good while.
Recognising Kate’s laugh she stood, taking her time as the weight settled itself again. Dressing in her shift instead of the shirt she’d made for Porthos but had taken to wearing herself and wrapping her favourite shawl around her she went carefully downstairs.
“Norah!” Kate called when she saw her, a huge smile on her face as she went over to hug her friend. “Look at the size of you!” she exclaimed before blushing. “Sorry, I didn’t mean. But honestly, you’re huge! Are you sure you’ve got your dates right?”
Norah rolled her eyes. She was starting to get fed up of being told she was huge.
“You don’t think its twins do you?” Kate teased. Porthos caught Norah’s eye and winked at her, smiling sympathetically.
Athos stood to quickly kiss Norah in greeting, looking slightly embarrassed as he looked at her stomach, turning to raise an eyebrow at Kate.
Kate turned back to Norah laughing. “Am I forgiven?”
Hugging her friend, Norah nodded “nothing to forgive. Trust me, I feel every bit as big as I look” she went to sit on Porthos, putting her arms round his neck and shoulders and leaning her head on his.
Athos looked a little uncomfortable as he often did, both by their intimacy and knowing what Norah knew about his past, but said nothing except asking her if she was well and whether she was ready to leave in the morning, wincing a little when Kate kicked him and gave him a sideways look.
Porthos held onto Norah tightly with one arm and looked intently at his fingers that were intertwined with hers and swallowed hard, feeling the kiss Norah dropped on his head along with a slight sigh.
“Yes” Norah replied. “I’ve packed what I want to take. I’ll be ready to leave when you are.”
Athos nodded. “Good.” He stood, picking up his hat and pulling Kate to him. “Then we shall let you get some sleep. It will be an early start.”
He and Kate watched Norah as she stood awkwardly and went to see them out.

“Have a good night.” She teased. “And don’t worry, I don’t sleep much at the moment, I’ll be up ready.” Forcing a grin she watched them down the steps, waving as they turned the corner.
Locking the door and turning to look at Porthos her smile fell. He was staring into the flames, elbows on his knees and his head in his hands.
Taking him in her arms, she kissed his head, and held him tightly to her, his arms around her, head resting somewhere near the top of her bump. He turned to kiss it as he felt a slight moment, smiling and talking quietly to the baby.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 31/05/2015 20:32

I was wondering where you were...

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 01/06/2015 11:38

Ooooooooooooohhhhh Grin
No roman baths though Hmm SF you are a tease.... Wink

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BloodyElkFire · 02/06/2015 23:20

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 02/06/2015 23:35

Gah..... MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BloodyElkFire · 02/06/2015 23:37
FancyFancy · 02/06/2015 23:43

tease Angry

LaComtess · 03/06/2015 07:32

OMC!!!!!!

In all senses of the acronym.

FUCKINELL ELK I NOW HAVE TO TRY AND CONCENTRATE

Oooffft it's got all my favourite things: trains (I've always wanted to go on the orient express to Venice!!!!), bubbly, Paris Tom, the end of the comedic moustache and thigh action. Specifically his hands on my thighs.

THANK YOU.

Don't leave me gagging too long.....

BloodyElkFire · 03/06/2015 12:48

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WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 03/06/2015 17:26

I particularly liked swelling member and talented tongue Grin

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 03/06/2015 17:30

I particularly liked swelling member and talented tongue Grin

LaComtess · 03/06/2015 19:04

FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLL

It's as though you've read my mind, and downloaded it onto the page.

Especially the pressing against the door. The begging not to stop.

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And especially

coming in his mouth. ShockGrin

Fuuuuccck

I did enjoy this rather a lot. And now need to chair a meeting. In a state of some significant arousal.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 03/06/2015 19:49

OMG hnnnnngggggg etc.

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FolknNorah · 03/06/2015 20:00

Did she just wee in his mouth?

SpanielFingers · 03/06/2015 20:38

Aramis woke up with a familiar headache. Rubbing his face he turned and groaned slightly, threw off the covers and strode naked to the mirror. Running his fingers over his hair and neatening his moustache he smiled a little. Dressing quickly he decided he would use the roman baths before he got to the garrison. His stomach rumbled and his mind flew to the events of the previous evening at the bakery. As his thoughts wandered, his legs followed suit and before he realised what had happened he found himself standing in front of Jeanne and her cart, her dark blue eyes sparkling as she greeted him and grinning from ear to ear.
“Bonjour monsieur” she smiled. “May I help you?” he smiled back at her, finding himself pleased to see her.
“What would you recommend?” he asked, teasing her slightly and liking the way she blushed a little.
She made a show of looking at her wares, before settling on a pastry sweetened with honey and cinnamon. Laughing with her he accepted the pastry, pocketing the coin she had waved away.
“No, father told me I must feed you for free as thanks for your assistance yesterday”
“Indeed? Then I shall have to make sure I return at lunch.” He meant only to flirt a little, to tease her but found he very much wanted her to say yes.
Turning to serve another person she gave him a sideways look that reminded him of her mother.
”Of course. I’ll save you something if you like?” the side of Aramis’ mouth twitched upwards. He was sure she had just flirted back at him, but her attention was on the customer. He was forgotten. Raising the pastry as farewell, he walked away, turned to look back to her, confused and she flashed him a huge smile before being swallowed up by the crowd.
He walked into the baths, chewing thoughtfully on the pastry thinking about the recent turn of events, cursing the bad timing that seemed to be plaguing all four of them.
***

“Everything packed and ready?” Kate asked Norah gently. Norah nodded, feeling sick. There wasn’t much; the crib Lady Bea had given her for the baby had been sent to Kate’s house already, along with Comtesse’s generous gifts among which was the provision of funds for a wet nurse should one be required, so it was just some of her dressmaking supplies, various unfinished things she was in the middle of, mainly for the baby it seemed and a few clothes. She had also managed to hide one of Porthos’ shirts in amongst her things to wear at night, as he had insisted on taking his new one.
Eventually, everything was ready and they were all waiting for Treville and Aramis. Norah and Porthos were in their kitchen, Kate and Athos waited outside, also saying their goodbyes. Gone was the pretence now as they held onto each other whispering endearments and promises to be careful.
Norah made a small scared noise and squeezed Porthos even harder at the sound of Treville, D’Artagnan and Aramis’ cheerful greetings. He caught his own breath and returned the gesture, desperate to keep hold of her, again wondering why he was allowing this to happen. She looked up at him again and tried to smile,
“I should go.” He nodded, but neither one let go.
There was a loud knock at the door which made Norah jump although she’d been waiting for it. After one last kiss they left the house, arm in arm and went to the carriage.
Athos looked pale and withdrawn, Kate couldn’t meet anyone’s eyes and was fidgeting with a button. Aramis stepped forward to hug her, kissing her and making her promise to take care, that he would make sure Porthos would get back to her soon and that he would pray for her every day. She smiled and nodded, thanking him. D’Artagnan stepped forward to kiss her on both cheeks, also wishing her good luck.
Treville nodded at her, a brief tight smile on his face, which she returned along with a squeeze on his arm as she walked past him, and he seemed to relax a little. Athos kissed her as well, but Norah pulled him into a hug, smiling broadly at his initial surprise, but noted he returned the hug. Turning to the carriage, Porthos, Aramis and D’Artagnan were at once pleading and threatening the driver to take great care of them.
Kate rolled her eyes, turned once more to Athos and held him tight, kissing him briefly then went to help Norah into the carriage. Norah was back in Porthos’ arms. They were both holding onto each other tightly, but at Athos’ touch on his arm Porthos kissed her, made her promise yet again to look after herself and helped her into the carriage.
After a brief hug and quietly exchanged words with Porthos, Kate also got in and sat beside Norah with a faint smile as she tried to reassure her.
As they set off, turning the corner, they both looked back; Athos standing a little apart from them looked resigned, whilst Porthos had both Aramis and D’Artagnan’s arms about him as they tried to comfort him and, possibly, hold him back.
Sitting around again, pressing her back into the seat, Norah took a shaky breath and closed her eyes, holding on tightly to Kate’s hand.

BloodyElkFire · 03/06/2015 20:49

Don't choo dare nor. Your writing is entirely fabulous, at least it has considered storyline. Mine is just filth....and only Tom filth at that I'm a complete Mary Sue, comtess thinks this is about her, but it's me really...shh! , which is why poor Sparkle has been waiting Im patiently for her araporn since before Christmas. Sorry sparkle. Please hold, your porn is important to us, your porn is in a queue will be written by the next available opportunity....please hold, your porn is....

BloodyElkFire · 03/06/2015 21:06

Awww SF your writing is lovely, I'm sooo behind on the plot, I'll have to dig it out of the store room and start again properly.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta · 03/06/2015 21:15

SF Excellent work my friend Grin

I wish I could write as well as that!

LaComtess · 03/06/2015 22:39

Oooh Spaniel.

I've been catching up since Hols and have just had a SF early night - came to bed early just to snuggle down and read.

Really enjoyed it. I particularly like how you have little character details woven in like Athos's tactiturn nature which is gradually worn down and he returns the hug. And Kate fidgeting with the button.

Also happy to see the Contesse has bunged some cash in Grin.

Please continue to delight Us with the storytelling.

LaComtess · 03/06/2015 22:42

Elk. You will never convince me that this isn't me. it is actually me.

Very happy after kickassTom porn and lovely SF. Hopefully some Nonny will appear for the weekend.

Elk. Cannot wait for next one. Ooof.

LaComtess · 03/06/2015 22:44

Drink rude ref the wee comment. Wenches don't do water sports.

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Looks across at Liv

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Um.

Oh.

SpanielFingers · 04/06/2015 01:23

(continues to delight with the storytelling Confused )

The King and Queen entered the room, followed closely by Princess Henrietta, the King’s sister, George, the English ambassador and Henry, the French ambassador whose fiancée they were to accompany back to Paris.
“Leave us!” the King commanded the various courtiers and Ladies in waiting. When the room was silent he spoke.
“We received a letter from England demanding that we send a female companion with you to London to fetch Lady Eliza. It would seem that the girl’s mother is insisting on her being able to speak English despite all decent people speaking French over there anyway. ” he proclaimed... The Queen and Henrietta exchanged looks, Anne reached over and took her sister in law by the hand. George gazed impassively at the Musketeers.
“The Lady has even had the impudence to tell me; King Louis of France who this lucky maid should be.” he persisted, incredulous. Queen Anne smiled at her husband but Henrietta shook her head.
“Majesty, the lady in question is a cousin to the Prince of Wales. There is nothing to be done.” She rebuked him gently. All of this was being done to pave the way for her own marriage to the Prince of Wales and she was loathe to endanger that.
Louis paced the floor looking furious. He was desperate to marry his sister off to the future King of England now that he was enemies with Spain once more, but also didn’t like being told what to do.
“Very well. Treville, go and fetch her. We shall make our decision when she has been interviewed. I hear she lives somewhere most unsuitable. I doubt she will have the temperament or the wits to be of any use to us.” Louis’ ability to disregard others was astounding and he looked towards George questioningly.
George stepped forward and agreed it was certainly a possibility.
Henrietta dabbed at her eyes and Louis told the Queen to remove her as it was giving him a headache.
Picking at some fruit, he made his decision.
“We must carry on as planned. Sort it Treville” Nodding at Treville he left.
*
The five of them stood in stunned silence, then left for the garrison. On the way, the bells tolling midday reminded Aramis of his agreement with Jeanne. Muttering something about getting some lunch for them all, he broke off and hurried off towards the market place.
“You’re early!” Jeanne exclaimed, but grinned, happy to see him.
“Yes, forgive me. I’m afraid I can’t stay for long, but I would like to buy some bread for my friends’ lunch as well”
Jeanne nodded, and indicated the last of the bigger loaves. “Here.” She said, suddenly looking a little embarrassed as she passed him the loaf. “No charge remember?”
“Not even for this? I wouldn’t want you getting into trouble over me.” He looked into her eyes then, teasing her.
She blushed but grinned. “That’s ok. I won’t.” Meeting his eyes she raised an eyebrow and it was his turn to look away.
They laughed together and Aramis left promising to walk her back to the bakery ‘just in case’. She accepted his offer with a shy smile that helped him through the rest of the afternoon.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/06/2015 09:43

Oooooooooooooh Grin

Plot develops - where are those Roman Baths then? Wink

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