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Swagger Inn (the Snug)

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 04/01/2015 18:38

The snug is now expanded and open for anywenches wanting to blether away without inflicting their ramblings on the innocent Hmm participants of Telly Addicts.

Musketeer worship is still a pre-requisite to entry of course....

Swagger Inn (the Snug)
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LaComtess · 19/05/2015 23:02

Yes. It is Norah really isn't it. It makes me very happy. Grin

FancyFancy · 19/05/2015 23:06

Very nice nonny, he's a saucy one that Athos, isn't he? Grin

FolknNorah · 20/05/2015 07:20

Well done wenches, I'm very proud of you. I don't mean to sound like a bossy twat but you know, it's not easy doing this (I wouldn't think Arf) so even if it's just a thank you to say I've read it and thank you for the effort it seems the right thing to do.
IySWIM?

Plus, if nonny thinks wenches don't read he/she/it might stop. Shock
And if I don't get my Northos I will be very sad. And by sad I mean I will hulk out.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/05/2015 11:06

Placemarking. I havent been on here for so long that it doesn't show up in my I'm On list anymore.

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 20/05/2015 18:52

Blimey! Well done SF and Nonny Grin

SpanielFingers · 20/05/2015 20:30

“Your father’s still ill then?” Norah asked Jeanne as she picked up her bread from the baker’s stall.
She looked sad as she nodded, her eyes averted.
“Yes, mother’s worried this time.” Jeanne rearranged some rolls on the stand and Norah smiled sadly as she watched her.
“Send them my best will you? And Jeanne?” She put a hand on her friend’s wrist. Jeanne paused but couldn’t look up. “Let me know if I can do anything to help won’t you?”
When Jeanne nodded quickly, Norah squeezed her wrist gently and left.
She walked past what used to be her dressmaking shop, the window now full of candles and tapers.
Rubbing her stomach absently she smiled a little sadly, she had loved her little shop with its cosy room upstairs that she shared more often than not with Porthos. Still, she loved their new home together more and casting a small smile towards the old shop she carried on her way. She was still kept busy by her regular, loyal friends, she loved them and was realistic enough to know that she needed their money and patronage and to be grateful for it.
The walk took longer than it used to she mused as she struggled up the steps to her door. And the steps were getting steeper and more numerous it seemed. Pausing, leaning her head on the wooden door she caught her breath, hating how limited she was now.
She felt the baby kick and smiled down at it and rubbed where she was sure a shoulder was poking her. It moved again and she groaned a little as a foot or hand jabbed her bladder again making her hurriedly open the door and dump her baskets on the table before quickly going to find the chamber pot.
Again.
She washed her hands and smiled a little, thinking of Kate and her love of hot baths and thought her friend would be glad to see some of her advice being taken. Norah missed Kate now that she had returned to her home in the country, but knew she would see her very soon as she was returning accompanied by Athos before leaving again with Norah the next day. Knowing the journey would be long and uncomfortable Norah wondered if she was doing the right thing once again.
A sharp jab on her ribs told her yes. Porthos was leaving next week with the other musketeers to go on a mission for the King. She would need both Kate and Marie in the upcoming weeks and whilst both Lady Bea and Comtesse had both fallen over themselves to try and make Norah comfortable, paying her more than was necessary and buying gifts for her and the baby, they had little practical advice to give.
Aramis, D’Artagnan and even Athos had tried to convince Porthos that he should remain behind with Norah, but Treville expected no less from the musketeer than was usual and had argued against it; although he had relented a little when it had been angrily pointed out to him by Kate that he might perhaps owe it to Norah after her help with the capture of Rocheforte.
It was agreed Porthos would go to Norah in the country when they had returned to France safely, rather ta come back to Paris, having collected the French ambassador’s future wife.
Reluctantly, Norah had reassured Porthos that he should go, smiling as she did, and understanding how torn he felt, telling him that she was in safe hands with Kate and Marie and would be able to relax in the countryside that Norah still missed.
She pushed her thoughts aside. Truth was she was terrified of the birth. She sat down, feeling faint and shaky and ripped some of the loaf she had bought, smeared butter and honey on it and ate it slowly, barely managing to push it past the lump in her throat.
The baby wriggled a little, as if it too was scared about the future and wanted to be reassured. Norah smiled a little and rubbed the lumps and bumps that were her baby and sang a rhyme to it, unable to stop a couple of tears falling as she did.
Hearing Porthos climb the steps to their door, she quickly wiped her face. He was already worried about going, worried about the upcoming journeys they were taking and terrified of losing her and the baby. She didn’t want him to worry more than he already did. She needed him to be able to focus properly and come back to them.
She stood up to poke at the fire, hoping the pot of food she’d left earlier was ok and turned with a smile to welcome Porthos home.
He opened the door loudly and with a huge grin - as he always did when he saw she was home and not in the back room designing or making dresses. Pausing to dump his jacket and weapons, he crossed the room in two strides and hugged her tightly.
Norah held him back just as tightly and as close as her stomach would allow and felt the warmth from his body soothe her. Breathing him in deeply she briefly closed her eyes before he took her face in his hand, smiled, perhaps a little sadly and kissed her.
He still took her breath away and their tongues played with each other’s, gradually teasing the pair into something less playful and more demanding.
His hand held her cheek and he kissed her neck softly, the other hand on the small of her back pulling her in tighter. Suddenly she pulled away with an “oof!” and Porthos looked at her stomach having also felt the baby protest at being squashed, concern flashing over his face.
“I’m sorry, did I hurt you?” he rubbed her stomach gently, then looked back up at Norah, moved a curl from her face and brushed a thumb over her cheek. He frowned, he could see she had been in tears. He wished she wouldn’t hide it but what could he do? They had made their decision and he was needed by Treville now.
Pulling her in close he hugged her, turning to bury his face in her neck and stroking her stomach as he did.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 20/05/2015 21:51

Ooooh! Baby Northos!

Grin
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LaComtess · 21/05/2015 21:36

Oh I loved it SF. Lovely lovely. Nice to see the old favourite characters name checked too. Grin

FolknNorah · 22/05/2015 07:08

Awwwww sweet. A baby plot device. Grin

Arf.

Good wenches. Very good. Go to the top of my To Do List. (Tdl)

Oh, and TavLit writers........

GET TEH FECK ON WITH IT EH?
Eh?

MiladyBeaWinter · 23/05/2015 09:25

Just having a catch up. New Nonny and SF

Love the idea of Baby Northos. Love the idea of a quick morning shag with Athos over the dressing table even more Grin

SpanielFingers · 24/05/2015 20:53

just swinging on by...

Jeanne gave the tiny, ragged child the last of her unsold bread. It, Jeanne couldn’t be sure whether the poor thing was a girl or a boy, snatched the food away and ran off, hiding under a cart to stuff as much into its mouth as possible before being discovered.
It had been a good day, with few leftovers and she hoped the news of this as well as the money would help cheer her parents and soothe her younger siblings.
Checking again that she had everything, she started to wheel the cart away back home, bread and a couple of sweet pastries that had been damaged a little in a basket saved for her brother and sister and the coins in her hidden pocket that she had Norah to thank for.
Only a couple of streets away from her father’s bakery, she froze as two men blocked her path.
Grinning at her, they advanced, eyes raking over her body trying to see where her purse was, but also she noted with another purpose.
“Hand it all over and we’ll let you on your way” one of them said, Jeanne looked around desperately for somewhere to run but there was nothing. So she tried brazening it out
“Stand aside and I’ll say no more about this” but her voice sounded scared and hopeless even to her. They both laughed and kicked the cart over so that there was nothing between her and them.

Aramis whistled to himself, turning his face to the sun; feeling happy with his life. He’d left Porthos just by his house, resisting the urge to come in and sit at the table with him and Norah, despite them both telling him to do so every time they saw him.
He knew he spent more time than was polite there, in front of the fire, at the table or in the small courtyard, but tonight he could tell his friend needed time and peace, they were leaving Paris soon, Norah was going to stay at Kate’s house to have the company but also the rest she’d need before…. He paused, shook his head slightly and pushed the thoughts away, crossing himself and sending a quick, silent prayer to the Virgin Mary to keep them safe.
He walked past a narrow street, and stopped at a sudden noise. He jogged down it, stopping suddenly as he saw two men attack a woman, her overturned cart in the mud.
“Stop!” he shouted, drawing his musket, aiming it at the nearest one to him. The three of them turned in surprise. One of the thugs nodded at the other and shot at Aramis.
Aramis fired back, hitting the man in the thigh, disabling him and advanced on the other, drawing his sword.
The other grabbed Jeanne, who was taller than he was, meaning he had to reach up, holding his knife at her throat shouting at Aramis to stay back. Aramis stopped and held out his hands trying to calm the situation.
“There is no need for that” he said, his voice calm, soothing even as he took another step.
The knife pressed into Jeanne’s throat, cutting it a little and Aramis stopped again.
“This can end now. Take your friend and leave, I won’t stop you” his voice level and sounded unconcerned but Aramis stood ready to fight if he had to.
The would be thief looked carefully at Aramis, then seeming to realise what he was up against, removed the knife and shoved Jeanne away from him. Turning, he fled back up the narrow street, leaving his friend slumped against a wall, shouting obscenities after him.
“Allow me to escort you home mademoiselle” he said, sliding his sword back into its place and righting the overturned cart. He looked at her properly then and smiled reassuringly.
Slowly, cautiously, she nodded and allowing him to push the cart for her, set off for the bakery.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 24/05/2015 21:23

Ooooooh.

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MiladyBeaWinter · 25/05/2015 09:15

This has potential Grin.

But tsk Helen, Aramis is too much of a gentleman to shag you over an upturned cart in an alley.

....well for the first time anyway Wink

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 25/05/2015 20:56

I hope he bloody isn't Bea.....Grin

Take note, SF. Mwah!

FancyFancy · 25/05/2015 21:11

Very nice SF - very Aramis, with the prayer, and the smile at the end.

I am looking forward to the smut rest Grin

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 25/05/2015 23:20

Monday night smut plot with impending smut...
.......

The next few days were uneventful. To the surprise of everyone but Athos, Kate had offered no resistance to cutting back on her usual workload. She had spent the time sleeping late, working through the ledgers, and taking leisurely rides round the estate with Athos - introducing him to the tenants they met. She'd dusted down a fiddle and started practising in earnest - shrugging at Athos' enquiring look. "I'll be expected to play it at the harvest feast."

They had been kicked out of the kitchen to eat in the dining room several times "When else do we all get a chance to gossip about you?" The cook had asked with a grin on her face; Kate had immediately absconded to the library to eat - still refusing to use the dining room.

The day before the others were due back Kate had pulled out a sword for some sparring, bemoaning her lack of practise. He had been surprised by how good she actually was: she was obviously rusty, but her accuracy and footwork compensated for her lack of strength, and she would certainly be able to hold off most opportunistic attackers for a long enough to make them think twice. The session had gathered an interested audience who were evidently used to this sort of behaviour, and had ended when she'd tripped and tumbled backwards into the dirt. He'd reached out a hand to pull her up whilst making a throwaway comment about knowing her place. Her amused retort of "On my back with my legs in the air?" had left him grinning in amusement. It was Kate who had noticed the lone horse coming down the track, identifying Porthos returning on his own.

........

Aramis stood in the stalls, grooming his horse and turning over recent events in his head. Porthos had changed horses when they delivered the papers, to return with the reply immediately. He had called in to borrow another horse from Kate on route and hastened back to Paris - ostensibly to deliver the reply as quickly as possible, but doubtless the prospect of seeing Norah had increased his sense of urgency. He and D'Artagnan had arrived back at the estate a day later, having rested their horses.

He recalled the scene as they had arrived. He and D'Artagnan had wandered through the house on arrival and looked out of a window into the garden. Kate had been sitting under a tree in the afternoon sun - dogs sprawled around her and Athos leaning back against the tree, hat over his eyes. She was absorbed in a ledger - making occasional notes as she went through the figures. They saw her glance back to say something that made Athos lift his hat and grin at her before dropping the hat down again as she shut the book and lay back against him - fingers entwined as she picked up one hand in hers, his other hand idly playing with her hair. They had felt as though they were intruding, but Madame Allais crossed the lawn and announced their presence before they could withdraw and return later.

It was the simple contentment of that scene that had triggered his envy. Not that they didn't both deserve some happiness - he didn't begrudge it. He just wished he had something similar to return to - Porthos had Norah, D'Artagnan had Constance, and Athos - having shown no interest in any liaison that didn't involve a bottle for as long as he'd known him, now seemed increasingly settled with Kate. All of which left him acutely aware that for all that he had the reputation of being both a great romantic and extremely popular with women, there was no-one special waiting for him - or at least no-one who could publicly acknowledge him anyway. His fingers went automatically to touch the crucifix that hung round his neck.
He sighed and picked up the brush that had fallen to the floor.

Eleanor walked into the stables - Kate was somewhere around with Maddie, but obviously not in here. As she turned to leave, a horse she hadn't seen before stuck its head over a door and whinnied. "Hello gorgeous - you are beautiful... where did you come from?" The horse tossed its head as she approached.

"You're very kind mademoiselle - Paris."

Eleanor wheeled in shock and gaped at the man standing in the adjacent stall with another horse. Her mouth opened and shut several times without producing any sound. She had described Athos as easy on the eye, but sweet Jesu - who was this man who stood regarding her with such amusement - brown eyes twinkling with broad grin on his face. His breeches were held up by braces and his grey shirt gaped open to reveal a light dusting of chest hair - she felt herself flushing as her mind ran riot, imagining running her hands through his hair.

He grinned and bowed slightly. "Aramis of the King's musketeers at your service. May I be of assistance?"

She gulped, aware she was staring, but unable to tear her eyes away from him "Kate" she squeaked, then coughed, trying to regain some form of composure. "I was looking for Kate."

"Allow me to assist then mademoiselle, I'm sure we can find her somewhere... And you are...?" His eyes raked over her - her hair slightly dishevelled, clothes creased. She looked as though she'd been sleeping in them. He smiled - the day suddenly held much more promise.

Eleanor blushed again under his scrutiny and introduced herself. Aramis shut the stable door and as he offered her his arm she turned, tripping over a fork that was propped against the wall and found herself falling forwards, only to be rescued by a pair of hands that caught her and pulled her back upright.

"I've got you..." He held her as she regained her balance - his proximity and the warmth of his hands distracting her as she instinctively put a hand on his shoulder to steady herself "Are you alright?"

She looked up at him, lost for words again as she looked into his eyes - he was gazing intently at her, eyes flicking to her lips as her heart pounded against her ribs. His lips were inches from hers and she felt as though she couldn't breathe. They were interrupted by the babble of a baby, mingled with Kate's voice chattering nonsense in return. She walked in, then paused in the doorway and raised her eyebrows at the scene in front of her.

Aramis dropped his hands, smiling at Eleanor. "And there she is - mission accomplished!" He turned to leave, but to his surprise found himself holding a baby instead as Kate took Eleanor by the arm. She glanced back at him "Aramis, can you take Maddie to the house please?" He looked at her in surprise and winced slightly as a little fist reached up and tugged at his beard. Kate and Eleanor both burst out laughing and Eleanor took her back, admonishing her gently. "Little monkey! I'm sorry - she doesn't get many beards to play with." She turned to Kate looking embarrassed "I didn't mean to sleep for so long." Kate shrugged, looking slightly wistful, holding out a finger which the baby instantly grasped in a chubby fist and stuffed in her mouth "She's been no bother. Besides," Kate grinned "it's a benefit of god-parenting - I can always hand her back if she's being a pain." They walked back to the house with Aramis in tow, who entertained himself by returning the baby's gummy smiles and making her giggle, whilst shooting covert looks at her mother - wondering what would have happened if Kate had been just a few moments longer...

..........

Kate ushered Eleanor into the parlour and closed the door behind them.

Eleanor turned, absently bouncing Madeline on her hip, "Who is he?!"

Kate sighed, she had seen that look too many times in court when Aramis was about. "He didn't introduce himself?"

"Oh you know what I mean... He's gorgeous Kate!"

"And he knows it. He's very charming and popular, and an outrageous flirt. And he has something of a reputation…" She raised her eyebrows meaningfully. "Though I have to admit he's good company and I've never heard anyone speak ill of him - even after he's moved on, if you see what I mean."

Eleanor sighed wistfully "Did you see how he looked at me. No-one's looked at me like that since before I had Maddie. Sometimes I think I'm either invisible, or just have a huge sign over me saying 'mother'. As if I stopped being of any interest to anyone the moment I was pregnant."

Kate shot her a sympathetic look. "Just be careful, ok? He's nice, but he's just passing through - don't go getting your heart broken."
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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 26/05/2015 11:26
SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 26/05/2015 11:27

"I've got you."

Nice touch, Nonny Smile

WickedWenchOfTheNorth · 26/05/2015 12:16

Oh my SF and Nonny Grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 26/05/2015 14:36

I'm meant to be going to the vet
Well, they're always running late.... I can have a quick read Grin

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FolknNorah · 26/05/2015 14:55

Excellent TavLit here wenches. Good old Aramis getting his turn (hopefully) (I mean imagine the outrage if it turns out he doesn't get any)
Flowers

MadamedeChevreuse · 26/05/2015 19:37

BLARDY HELL!

You wait all year for some araporn, then two come along at once!

Thank you norah and nonny, vis zis araporn you are really spoiling us.

FancyFancy · 27/05/2015 21:08

No-one could be that cruel to us poor depraved deprived Aramis wenches could they norah?

SpanielFingers · 27/05/2015 22:49

“Will you be alright?” Athos asked Kate as they rode ahead of Kate’s carriage, both eager to see their friends again and both wishing he wasn’t having to go to England. At least Treville had allowed him to accompany Kate to Paris, he had missed her.
Again Athos sighed at how he had somehow got caught up in some giant game of chess and how the timing of it was so unfair.
“Hey” Kate leant over and poked him with a finger, smiling. “It’ll be easy. In and out.”
Athos grinned back at her “I’m sure” he replied, playing the game that had started when they had first set off. Kate laughed and kicked her horse into a canter.
Catching up with her, he nodded towards a small barn, barely big enough to put the horses in and raised an eyebrow at her.
Blushing, but laughing she shook her head.
“Later. We could both use a bath and I want to see these famous roman baths you all keep telling me about.”
“Then we should both get really dirty first” he grumbled, but said no more as they had to reach Paris before nightfall and they were both keen to see their friends.

Jeanne opened the gate at the side of her parent’s bakery and let Aramis though, pointing to where he needed to leave the cart.
Her brother Luc and her sister Isabelle, ran out, eager to see if there was anything left for them. Smiling and teasing them gently, she eventually gave them the pastries, which they fell upon, laughing and chattering.
Aramis cocked his head, listening to the children as they ate their treats and chattered together.
“English?” he asked, surprised. Jeanne looked at him warily and told the children to speak French. England and France were not friends at the moment and it might be dangerous if the Musketeer told anyone.
“Jeanne? Who is this?” her mother’s voice rang out across the yard, in heavily accented French.
“Forgive me Madame. My name is Aramis of the King’s Musketeers. I merely helped Mademoiselle with her cart.”
“I knocked it over mother.” She gave Aramis a significant look.
“But it is not damaged, a little muddy maybe...” he trailed off as the older woman looked at him searchingly.
“Then you’d best come in so my husband can thank you.” She replied, giving him a look had seen countless times. A look that said ‘stay away’.
He removed his hat and smiled politely, stepping into the house.
Her father looked at her neck and at the musketeer but said nothing. Leaving Aramis to speak with her father she went to help her mother with supper.
“It was a good day” she told her, handing over the coins. Her mother counted them carefully before locking them away safely and writing in the ledger.
“Well done duck.” Jeanne blushed a little at the endearment, her mother wasn’t one to speak like this, preferring the practical and logical to anything else. Catching her eyes, her mother smiled a little, her own eyes twinkling.
Jeanne’s heart soared and she relaxed knowing her mother thought she had done well and she sliced the bread ready.
Her mother told the twins to wash the dirt from their hands as they came barrelling in, noting the crumbs of pastry on their clothes and raised an eyebrow at Jeanne, who smiled and shrugged. Shaking her head and smiling, her mother squeezed her round the waist before going to call her father in for supper.
Aramis had been seated next to the baker, opposite Jeanne and next to the younger brother who was alternating between shyness and awe at the Musketeer. He had caught the boy staring and almost reaching out to touch various weapons before remembering his manners. Aramis smiled at him telling him he could ask any questions he liked when he had eaten, flashing a quick look at the boy’s parents.
After the meal, the baker invited Aramis to join him for a drink of brandy and it was whilst dinking this in front of the fire that the boy got his wish before he was hurried upstairs to bed with his sister.
This left Jeanne to sit with the two men. Leaning back in her chair, listening to the men’s voices as they talked sliding her eyes every now and then towards the musketeer. She’d noted by now his warm brown eyes and quick smile and felt a warm glow when he happened to catch her eyes and smile at her.
Shaking her head she pushed that sort of thought away, she knew the reputation of the Musketeers, so she got up to start making the dough ready for tomorrow. This was one of her favourite parts of her day, spending time pounding the dough, getting rid of her frustrations and the raucous laughter of the men and women her father employed.
All done, they bid her goodnight and went home to bed. They all had to be up early to start baking in the morning, oddly, the least favourite part of Jeanne’s day. Returning to the kitchen she saw Aramis had left, so disappointed to have missed him, she bet to kiss her parents before going to bed.
“Sleep in tomorrow” her father told her as she went. “You need to be at your best for the market.” Her mother went to protest, they needed all the help they could get, but nodded at her daughter all the same.
She could hear her parent’s voices, interrupted by her father’s coughing fits as she lay in bed, eyes closed hugging her sister to her hoping that maybe she would see Aramis again despite common sense warning her to stay away.

FancyFancy · 27/05/2015 23:57

Grin at getting rid of frustrations by pounding dough

Very promising, there were some real Aramis mannerisms there. Lovely Grin

And Grin at Athos, the dirty dog (nto)

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