Swagger Inn Thread 71 - Wench like your life depends on it, which incidentally it does (if you're with the Cardnial)

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Flings open doors dramatically..... (but looks a bit more cheerful than certain beardy sullen wall-leaners)

Lines up alcohol...

Musketeers at the ready....

Unleash the wenches....

Morning wenches.

LetUs - come share my germs. I'm sure that between us the illing wenches can create a new superbug...

Hello Obs

Morning!!!!

Sounds like everyone had good nights...excellent. No idea what's going on in here this morning...broken glass, paving slabs, woolly hats??? Will read properly later, getting side eyes from dp for being on phone while he plays with ds.

where yall been?

Looks like musketeers are doing series 2 promotion through press interviews. A bit old school and lacking visual impact but better than nothing I guess.

Have to get dressed now, side eyes level approaching critical. Layers all xxx

Morning. Nice article find Carolina thank you. Hope the telly has arrived.

But Tom doesn't drink coffee . We'll have to be a potato/potata type of couple. I don't function without coffee.

I do quite like Marc Warren. Am ignoring the whole weird Dr Who thing. He's a bit short though.

Tom looks FAF in that photo. He is totally on top of the game at the moment. Am hoping for new year TV appearances once S2 starts.

HI madame. we're back. no one is traumatised I think.

throw up buckets are clean and empty.

SPOILER ALERT - DON NOT READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS!!!

Another interview but with some quite massive spoilers so don't read if you want to be surprised.

Thanks to Deborah Tomasi again for the link

Deborah Tomasi ?@DebDarkPetal 51m51 minutes ago

#TheMusketeers S2 interview : www.primolife.com.au/lifestyle/entertainment/all-for-one …

Morning everyone (just about)

Hope you are enjoying your new tv carolina & good to hear you've blocked that number. Great link too, thanks.

All well this morning thanks comtess although DS dropped one present & has broken it Have been busy with the superglue.

waves to drink, most unfortunate when you can't shake an image about someone

Ra-ther, fancy!

Poor marc warren and myrtle!

So with no Cardinal in S2 & his replacement being Marc-Warren-of-the-Unfortunate-Image, who will you be lusting over in January?

Hmm, 12.20 pm & still in my pj's, Think it's finally time to get dressed.

Saw this link in the FWR section & immediately thought of ww & livia, for the walls of the cat creche maybe? well at least 50% of them are hairy

I'll take the left hand side of those pictures Fancy.

That's a great Aus interview. Oh I can't wait for the 2 Jan. So Luca gets the most fan mail eh? That's because the others have a slightly older fan base. Bet he gets the least porn written about him

OK... TV is great. I was right to get the smaller one - 32" instead of the 40" I had. Nice quality picture. Sound is not quite as good but good enough.

However - (why can my life not just be simple) - need to pop back to Curry's as the man - sorry - little boy - they sent along who was supposed to fit everything up has told me that basically I will have to either not have my SKY box connected or buy a new DVD player because they can't both be connected at the same time. Apparently I need to buy one with an HDML socket instead of scart socket as the TV only has one scart socket and both the SKY box and the DVD are scart connections.

He tells me there is no such thing as a scart to HDML adaptor.

BOLLOCKS! They sell the fuckers on Amazon.

Having paid £45 them to have set everything up for me, Curry's can give me one free of charge for the fucking inconvenience of my having to walk back down to their store to complain at having been ripped off to the tune of £45 for a service I didn't fully receive. Did I mention I paid £45 of my hard earned pounds already?

So I either have the SKY box connected or the DVD or - according to fucking master technician who is clearly only just over nappy rash and may have finished teething - "Ya could just plug in the SKY box when you wanna watch the TV and swap them when you wanna watch a DVD. Sorry 'bout that love. Can I use ya toilet?"

I paid £45 - I may have mentioned that part before - for the privelige of having a spotty little oik tell me I have to get behind the TV to change the scart leads over depending on whether I want to watch TV or or a DVD. The alternative being to throw away a perfectly acceptable piece of equipment which works very well.

I think not!

Oh... did I also mention I had to pay a separate charge of £21 to have it delivered in the first place by the two guys who were incapable of leaving everything working for the other £45 - total spend for a DIY/CHANGE IT OVER YOURSELF LUV DEPENDING ON WHAT YOU WANT TO WATCH installation - £66.00

But I'm not angry!

Right then wenches. On train home, fabulous weekend, starting to need matchsticks but let's get this straight. Yesterday was Saturday so ant talk on here about Aramis was clearly wishful thinking -looks at fancy. sTARES at Madame-- as obvs he was in London with me. In fact, specifically right in my cleavage. Here's proof. My Secret Santi was a VAIR clever wench & clearly knew how to please me

I almost feel sorry for them Carolina, but only almost.

You can buy a multi scart adaptor thing too Carolina. We have one, in fact.......

Here you go. Looks like this. I also have a HDMI switcher so I can plug 3 HDMI cables into my 1 HDMI socket. We have sky box, Humax box, VHS (for old Disney videos), DVD player, cinema surround thing and can also connect laptop to the telly. Behind the stand looks like the pit of snakes from Indiana Jones.

carolina so you paid 45 quid for a child to come round, plug in your tv and use your toilet? Get on to currys to refund your 45 quid!

Glad everyone had a good time sparkle of COURSE he was with you. Absolutely.

Nice tits btw sparkle :)

(Not brf ^)

Weeeeeeennnnncchhhhheeeeessss

Excellent to see some wenches thus weekend.

Those who didn't make it this time and newbies who weren't about when we planned it we are anticipating two main ones for next year - long weekend with DC if you want to bring them and Prague when not if they announce season 3.

Off to catch up. My cold has taken hold and I can't speak.

MrsBeee, leave some for the rest of us!

Glad the tv is working in time for the rewatch carolina but at the service. Channel your righteous rage & demand a refund (& then leave a shitty review online, it will be cathartic!). Call yourself a MNer though? You let him use your toilet?! I bet you have a toilet brush in there & only change your towels twice a day.

Of course he was sparks . We were clearly in the grip of some hyper-real erotic hallucination, probably brought on by too much festive drinking and then reading tavern porn. Probably. And the chafed thighs are probably because of the cold whether. Probably.

Must go, DS is cooking a chocolate cake & wants a hand.

Afternoon everyone. Just off to catch up with thread.

Hello my lovelies!

That thing MrsBee is exactly what I need.

Didn't go to Curry's today. Started walking in to town and it was so busy. I am off work tomorrow and Tuesday so am going to amble in tomorrow.

I have calmed somewhat.

Even though a bit clueless about the scart issue, the guy did do part of the job i.e. unboxed it, put the stand on and tuned it for both the box and the DVD even if they can't be plugged in at same time. They also took away the old set and the packaging from the new set. Suspect local council would have charged about £15 to take old set away as a large item collection anyway so I have saved that cost.

I reckon, if Curry's are prepared to give me one of those things that MrsBee has posted a picture of free of charge I will be content with that. If they haven't got one then I want the cost of buying one elsewhere refunded to me - Maplins is right opposite Currys in our high street and they definitely have them.

Does that sound reasonable ladies or am I being too soft?

Oooh... almost forgot. Is it Ep 6 tonight?

That sounds very reasonable carolina! Yet again I dont think Im rewatching cos we have friends round in a bit for mince pies etc.