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VERY CONTROVERSIAL THREAD AND I DON'T CARE!

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Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:32

Blue whales apparently have 11 foot long penises and never get erections!

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JackieNoHeadJustABloodyStump · 10/10/2006 21:32

Probably just as well.

SnowFrightBoooooo · 10/10/2006 21:32

Poor things....

beansontoast · 10/10/2006 21:33

i heard that they have TWO!

JackieNoHeadJustABloodyStump · 10/10/2006 21:33

'You could have someone's eye out with that'

frumpygrumpy · 10/10/2006 21:33

Have printed the thread for my DP.....

nappiesLaGore · 10/10/2006 21:33

lol jackieno

TheUnholyTrinity · 10/10/2006 21:33

rofl gosh if they got an erection it would be maHOOOOsive

misdee · 10/10/2006 21:34

and their hearts oly beat 5-6times a minute as well.

good bloody job with a penis that size!

Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:34

/link{http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/whale.jpg\This} is a small one!

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Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:35

Oops! Hang on!

Here

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beansontoast · 10/10/2006 21:35

thats a killer whale

MortuaryAnyone · 10/10/2006 21:36

How much viagra would a blue whale need to 'get going'. Would they sink if they did have an erection?

Olihan · 10/10/2006 21:36

That'd bash the old cervix a bit would it?

Monkeytrousers · 10/10/2006 21:36

Not true, i have seen one!

handlemecarefully · 10/10/2006 21:36

Oh yuck!

How do they impregnate lady blue whales if they never get a stiffy?

Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:37

I couldn't find a piccy of a blue whale but it is true because Stephen Fry said so and what he says rules!

Plus he's had personal experience apparently!

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MortuaryAnyone · 10/10/2006 21:39

I knew he was gay. I didn't imagine he was 'into' animals

BTW I love Stephen Fry. He always teaches people useful imformation.

Beauregard · 10/10/2006 21:40

The male whale orgasms into a clam shell and a bottle nosed dolphin helps the female self impregnate.

Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:41

See here proof!

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Macdog · 10/10/2006 21:42

PMSL at this thread.

Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:42

Bet you're all the happier for all this knowledge that's being imparted aren't you?

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Blu · 10/10/2006 21:43

And heaven forbid such an animal would be 'into him'. He's a national treasure, we can't afford to lose him in such an undignifed answer to St Steve Irwin's fishy demise!!

I am glad these wales don't have erections - Comeoveneers new house is on a flood plain...think of the rise in SL!

Monkeytrousers · 10/10/2006 21:44

True, you can't hang a coat off them but they're still 'erect'; I know - I've seen one

Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:44

The Welsh don't have erections either? Does WelshBoris know this?

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Rhubarb · 10/10/2006 21:50

Oi! How dare you nearly let my thread fall off active convos!

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