VERY CONTROVERSIAL THREAD AND I DON'T CARE!

[Rhubarb]

Blue whales apparently have 11 foot long penises and never get erections!

who? me?

PMSL @ this thread I needed a laugh

Yeah! Thread killer!

Oh Barb, you are tart today

a rhubarb tart!

you said it crumble!

I take it wales can retract their penises though right?

I mean, it'd drag a bit wouldn't it?

"oh sorry love, did my penis just whack you?"

"Watch it Harold you'll have her eye out with that! Uh oh, too late!"

You might have hit on something there - I don't think they do it on the move

Maybe that's what eating so many leeks does for you, I'll have to cook some for dh!

They're actually about 16 ft long (wouldn't want to short change them now would we?)

and their tongues weigh more than an elephant.

Good job they don't do oral then eh?

wow! girl whales must have a right bucket fanny then!

The boy whales say it's 16ft, the girl's say its 10!

Did you know the Wright Wale has to do it out of water? The male and female have to both leap out at the same time, at the right angle, then lock and load iyswim. No wonder they are rare.

OMG ... am ROFL ....
That first link, with the picture of the whale ... it looks, well, almost pornographic, with that whale lying back like that ....

He's certainly enjoying himself isn't he? Thing is, why would the guy want to touch it??????

pmsl