Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

yes. what is going on with this trailer?
for Pete's sake!!

I am also at screaming point for the same ones Fancy. FMA.

How far are we at? Has any wench seen any for any point beyond Christmas Day? Maybe they're saving them to saturate us in that dead week after Boxing Day.

Mmmmmmmmmm. Hot Aldi Ribena.

Oi Anne! About that essay. You sure you can cope with a rota night with that going on PLUS ill DS? Need me to take him off your hands as it were?

#Selfless

Oh god, she'd fret over my two, DD doesn't even fill out leggings!

Does your sister cater well when you visit her? A friend of mine has a brother who provides so little she's had to stop at service stations after visiting to feed her kids

selfless santi

when does this essay need to be in Anne?

I can be selfless too obs!!

I'm prepared to sacrifice watching the lovely Colonel Zaf (or whatever his name is) in Homeland for a night with Aramis

I think the deadline is tomorrow Obs. Hence my offer.

Think I saw one trailer for a Boxing Day programme, but nothing for programmes after this. I do hope they don't wait too long to show it as once guests start arriving it's hard to guarantee being available to watch.

How are you all doing btw obs?

Look Sparkle, in order to be kind to Anne and yourself, I have selflessly decided to have a go on occupy Aramis whilst Anne is essay writing/parenting sick offspring.

Thus keeping him warm and locating my Aramis mojo as regards the production of poor quality smut high brow literature......2 birds/1 stone. In fact, lets throw in Athos as well....2 Musketeers/1 wench

.....ooh I like the sound of those apples

Sneaky move elk, taking advantage of a quiet tavern! If you promise to produce some awesome Aramis-based literary filth and let me have Dog & Treville you have yourself a deal.

I won't tell anyone if you won't, that way we might just get away with it

Morning.

Dreamt I was in Hamlet with David Tennant started off as Ophelia ended up as Gertrude . It was all rather intense and I've woken up exhausted. DT did selflessly get his cock out but I was his mother by that point

Have a good day wenches. Laters.

Gertrude Mavis

Dh and off to watch ds2's nativity. only they don't call it a nativity anymore do they, its a "Christmas assembly" . Idiots!

Have a good one wenches.
Hope Elk is planning Saturday lunch menu and Anne is planning essay handing in!

Morning.

Elk. You don't need hands-on time to know that whatever you come up with - he will do it. And be the frigging best at it. The end.

Off to open the Advent Calendar - honestly, every day is a gift.

Morning

Fancy I Think I will go and see it, just for fun.

Here's another one, nothing I can afford but putting it here for you to drool over I would remove the bar though and to bad they haven't done something more with the bathrooms

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Morning wenches.

at your dream Mavis.

I think you'll find that when Anne was busy with her essay writing, I was selflessly keeping Aramis occupied.

Anne - hope essay is done/nearly done.

Still no Christmas decs here. I'm wondering if I can drag it out to the weekend after this one.

Have wonderful days wenches and hope all ailments are passing

Oh ha! There you go Elk - all the inspiration you need - door number 9.

Don't worry, every team gets a go.....

"DT did selflessly get his cock out but I was his mother by that point".

Morning all! Morning lovely new table!

We need to buy coasters and place mats STAT. Ive never owned a nice table before.

Morning. Dammit, I just pressed the wrong button and lost a long post.

Starts again. Love your dream Mavis. I dreamt about Peter Capaldi. He was in the house I grew up in and I told him my friends wouldn't believe I had met him. I also told him about Livia going in the tardis and bursting into tears. It was so real, he was lovely, and short. Even heightgate came into it. Sorry.

Morning wenches! Am back in the land of normality after such a crazy weekend!

Apers Awwww lovely dream! Most of mine that include Peter are very sweet and involve things like snuggling up on the sofa with him

Well my new phone eventually arrived - the best bit of it so far is that the pics of Peter look MAHOOSIVE!

We saw some of his costumes on Sunday and he is so thin!

I watched a couple of DW eps yesterday and the bits in the TARDIS actually made me well up! I still can't quite get my head around what I saw, I have never felt like that about anything!

Morning all.

Well, the cold/flu whatever has gone straight to my chest - I have COPD remember - have started on antibiotics along with whatever else I can shove down my neck! I have earache as well and I can feel the pressure building up in my forehead so am thinking a bout of sinusitis is likely! UURGH!

I MUST be well for the 16th!!!

Then again, perhaps Tom will take pity on me, take me home, put me to bed and nurse me back to health! Then again, again, perhaps Tom will think 'Keep away from that snotty bitch over there. I don't want her germs!'

On the upside, the cough has roughed up my throat and I now have a rather 'interesting' husky voice. The effect is quite sexy until I see myself in the mirror!

Morning everyone.

mavis your dream made me laugh, sorry!

ww do go & see it & report back! I like the one you posted today, except as you say, for the bar & the bathrooms could be better. The curtains are a bit especially the little lacy ones but they won't be staying so that won't be a problem.

I will be like apricot this morning - finishing off my cards, but need to do some food shopping first.

Hope all ill people and their families are starting to feel better.

No no no, I insist on being entirely selfless re Aramis....I need to fully understand what makes him me tick come

is it too early for this kind of smut?...is there a rule?, like wine?...

Morning. Had a good giggle at Mavis dream. Dreams are either memorable and dissapointing or they are amazing but you can't recall them. Sooo unfair. That one is up there with the rock pool dream

Lovely table Madam .

Oh Carolina I hope you recover for the 16th .

More Christmas prep today. Finish decorating then kids cards, which is always fun

Morning everyone

Mavis I loved your dream.

madame that's a fab table. Ikea have lovely table runners and stuff.

Carol hope you feel better soon

elk it's never too early for smut.

Sorry for the radio silence on my part, it's been a busy few days. Toddlermouse went for his speech assessment yesterday and it went awfully. He almost fell asleep during it. Babymouse kept the entire family up the night before by yelling for hours with no reason. Anyway toddlers speech issues are so interesting he's being referred onto a specialist speech therapist and a paediatrician.

I'm twitching re presents badly and have spent the morning making snowballs and being sprayed with casual control bed head spray by toddlermouse. I look like Bernard black.