Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

I've always had a bit of a thing for Bernard Mouse, so watch yourself or I'll be over

It's easy to say it but try not to get down re Toddlermouse. He is getting referred and you are doing the right thing for him.

Just checking in. The ned is arriving any minute now. got to get off the bog. Bought more shite

Thanks MrsBeeee. , I'm sure he'll be ok.

And I thought I was the only nutter that fancied Dylan Moran. Bit weird though as he's very like my FIL. (Mad hair, irish, grumpy, cynical).

drink you aren't the only one buying shit. I bought a house of Pringles yesterday. I have no idea why.

I adore DM!
Do watch Calvary if you havent already....
Been out to town with my friend.
Went to lush and got ds2 some shampoo and shower gel and a bath bomb for Xmas.
Mouse...good news toddlermouse is being referred. (Hug)
Dh is away tonight. So some dreadful thing is bound to happen! :(

comtess your wreath post was actually very helpful. I am buying now the sucker thing. the door is wood painted white so I'm hoping it would work.

elk from a selfish point of view, daytime (well school time) smut is fine as there's no-one to sneak up behind & see what I'm reading

more table admiration from me madame and thanks for reminding me that I need new festive place settings this year

love the hair description mouse & I hope the referral brings good things. How old is toddlermouse?

Glad I'm not the only one buying Christmas shite!! Months ago I bought some lovely (honestly) tree decorations - shaped like birds & made with feathers. WTF was I thinking? ScaredyCat will find them irresistible and tree armageddon will surely follow.

Cards are finally done (well, except for the neighbours with the new baby who's name I've forgotten)

I like this one, except that I would never live in that kind of area, to many neighbours The bathrom is tiny and I would do something about the the kitchen cupboard doors. Maybe I could put a bathtub in the washing room?

www.husmanhagberg.se/alla-bilder/?objectid=OBJ26821_1376550409

Bads?

What's happened badvoc?

trying to leave BT. trying being the operative word. poor bloke, trying his best. hope he won't get in trouble for not keeping me

mouse erm, it's just you with pringles house . that's truly shite.

feeling sorry for the bt bloke. he sounds shy.

Dh is away.
Got to take ds2 put on the freezing cold to his school play.
I think he may have broken his thumb at school...but school haven't even sent an injury form home!
and mums solicitor still hasn't got all the info from the council wrt the house sale!!
Arghhh!!!

to Bads

will need men's gifts suggestions. got two close male friends and it's a bugger to buy for them. off to shops to pick up pre-ordered stuff.

Men...
Costa voucher
Starbucks voucher
Lush stuff
Cinema voucher
Erm....

Oh no badvoc! Is he in much pain?

turn on the charm drink, flirt with BT man. He may still lose your business but it'll boost his ego! Or if he's that shy he won't be able to get off the phone quick enough. Result.

I have emerged from the library. Wrote the essay, its shite but i have submitted abd need to get my shit together for next term. Have a 5 jan deadline so expect more moaning fron me. Thank you for all your well wishes. Aramis was still necessary ladt night to help wirk out the tension.

Off to catch up and then go to class. FMC

Another nice house there ww, the wood floors in the first few pics look like mine. But without the scratches . The gardens seem very open, even for winter, is that the norm in Sweden. Over here we all like to hide behind hedges and 6' fences!

Hmm, never thought about that Fancy, both are normal I think

I loved Meatball's house.
So, is Norah OK?
We do seem to have a lot of wenches ill, with problems, or totally MIA.

Evening wenches.

Too much poorliness for the wenches. Wish it would all fuck off.

He'll get there mouse. He will.

Nice table Madame. Very useful

for Anne. In fact for anywench who wants it.

I have given him done calpol fancy - I will see how it is tomorrow.
He has done his first performance of his show
Both boys showered and ready for bed.
Am so tired!

We have a nice table too - it's buried under piles of crap and a table protector, so we never see it.