Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Night Helen

Hi Fancy.

I'm off too now. See you in the morning

Night all

I've got to go too. Enormice don't sleep in.

Night night lovelies

Night all

I'm also off for an early (well earlyish) night. The decorating is done (yay) but my house is covered in dust (boo), so tomorrow my hoover is in for a hard time (insert smutty joke of choice).

Back from the panto (oh yes I am etc) and you've all gone to bed. Who am I going to drink my with? What's that Athos? You spilt all yours earlier and so you're up for a refill? Excellent.

Pleased it seems to have gone ok Bads and that you are not the next major plotline in House. That's lovely for Mini-Bads2 so you are right to boast and be proud. Auntie Wenches are too.

Pleased you're back home now and it's done Badders.

I do love reading a rewatch

Back in the hotel room now, only a bit tipsy, watching James Bond.

Night wenches.

Morning! Is no one up yet?

Planning a PJ day today. Then out tonight with my Book Group for a piss up meal.

Think its going to be vairrrrrry quiet in here this weekend!

Ace rewatch you three - very funny, enjoyed reading that one!

badders yaaaay you got through it! Glad you are ok. Any after effects?

letus why are you in a hotel?

Im really looking forward to today, like a sad bastard. We're going to big sainsburys to order turkey, do massive food shop, finish xmas present shopping, buy rest of decorations, tablecloth etc. Then off to xmas party tonight.

Have great days all xxx

Morning all.

Getting our tree today so I'm very excited. I should be in and out of the tavern all day.

Have a lovely Saturday, wenches.

Good morning!

Madame...I feel a it light headed but not sleepy at all...didn't sleep any better last night than I normally do.
Ds wants to make paper chains so I shall be doing that at some point.

Glad to hear you're ok today badders, paper chain making sounds like a lovely idea if you're feeling a little light headed.

You're doing a lovely job Dog, although most of the dust seems to be on you now. You're going to need a really good scrub later
No, Athos. I think you need to do a bit more than that before we open the wine.

Afternoon wenches.

Fancy - musketeers doing housework made me

Ah Badders - paper chains takes me back

Madame - it was DH's works Christmas party last night. Nice meal, drinks, dancing, hotel. Home now and it's bloody cold.

Wenches sound like they have nice days planned. I am determined to finish writing the Christmas cards.

Glad youre feeling ok bads.

Oooh sounds good letus, a hotel no less!

I love works xmas do's.

Am now making paperchains with the DC . Still in PJs.

Hrmph... Fancy nicked all the musketeers so I've had to do my own bloody housework!

Grandson had to be dragged away from his Lego to say hello to me on the phone. I got "Hello... I'm playing with my Lego... Bye" You can get away with that when you're 4

I am getting excited at the prospect of a TV arriving tomorrow that will work for more than 45 - 50 minutes at a time. Can hardly wait.

Glad you had a nice time at the party Letus.

As I have no-one to make paper chains with I am going to settle down with my Radio Times and plan my Christmas viewing schedule. It will be executed with military precision allowing sufficient breaks to grab and open another bottle of wine and more chocolates.

Catch you all later!

You can listen to the London Q&A session here...

From here...

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..and with Santi

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...and Howie...

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...and Luke...

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...and not forgetting the lovely Maimie

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Well we're all working up a sweat here, just stopped for lunch & a while I order some more food.

Predictably, Athos refused to put a pinny on so is particularly dirty, Dog is proving to be proficient with a feather duster & Porthos is of course wonderful at moving furniture. Aramis's talents seem to lie elsewhere.....

Glad to hear madame & letus had lovely nights out

madame, that was sneaky! But understandable

Thanks for the pics & video carolina, will have to watch the video later tonight when I have more time. They all look mighty fine, except for Luca & that feckin' scarf. He's also squinting at the camera like he's never seen one before.

If you ignore the fact that we know his bottom half is a disaster, that's a lovely one of Howie. Think he's advertising that watch?

It is isn't it mrsBee? He's not even wearing that bowtie.

Watch advertising or teenage fist bump, which is worse?