Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Well even assassins need holidays

Well, she is his creature he's so deliciously eeeeeeevvvviiiiiiiil.

Continuity error.

Athos riding behind cart not wearing cape and then suddenly is wearing cape and Bonnaire's only spoken two sentences in between!

Cloak not cape - he's not fucking Superman

Now he's without cloak again

We might lose them. Really athos? With that huge cart, you'll be able to shake them off eventually?

Athos really looks like he's enjoying the fighty bit

How many belts is aramis wearing?

Athos and the incredible vanishing Cape I have to change computers and do some backing-up...

I lose count

Perhaps we should offer to undress him and count them in the process

The villagers look soooo pleased to see Athos don't they

OOOhhh... he's opening doors

Does that a lot on this episode !

Oh...nd he'd never make it as an estate agent

Athos does a mean door opening striding purposefully thing doesn't he?

Prepare the patient

A gentle anaesthetic should do it

Don't forget the wiggly roof tiles! I fucking HATE that. Ggggrrrrrrrr

Aaaahhh - Kingy playing with boats

Corrr doesn't athos have lovely wavy hair?

Kingy does sarcasm so well doesn't he?

Awww sleepy Porthos.

Doors.

It's all down to the hair extensions Mouse

He's doing doors again

Oh he looks a bot twatish in hos 'Comte' outfit

I like the bits with king and cardinal too!
Ooh, bouffant Athos...

Get him back in leather NOW!

Cleaned up athos is not as good looking as scruffy miserable fucker athos

"How are you?"

How the fuck do you think he is?