Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Was going to say something but I've forgotten now.
Now, if I was Dog I'd be looking at all the paintings. Just saying.

MN is refreshing so slowly

Mrs Bonnaire to the rescue!

I'm such a martyr to detail.

I need to use that more in conversation

Patronise me one more time and you'll lose your head

I need to use THAT more in conversation

Oooh aramis and his giant…errr…weapon

I'd be careful which conversations you use that in

How did the Spaniard miss Aramis from there?

Ooh aramis and his 'I'm not actually spanish' Spanish.

How did Bonnaire know d'Artagnan was a farm boy?

There goes his stitching

Poor Porthos! He needs a hug

Argh babymouse is up for his last bottle of the night. Pesky child.

Me me me I'll do it! < selfless>

Look at his neck. hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

Athos, you're ruining those sheets. Will no one think of the laundry?

I don't think laundry figures in the life of Athos! Have you seen the colour of his shirt?

MORE ATHOS DOORS !

And he certainly doesn't think much of his portrait does he?

Oh that pisses me off every single time.
Allo there Milady.
Ddddddooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt

Carol

Oh shit... I am drunk and my house appears to be on fire and oh bollocks - is that my wife?

There's almost a nipple there isn t there?

Need to put mouselet back to bed

Oh, good Dog! Well done Dog! Who's a good boy eh? Who is? Who is? Dog is, that's who.

Oh well - no need to worry about laundering the sheets any more Mouse!