Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

3 it is then. I do love bonnaire.

Wait... is it 3 or 5.

3 then

Are we all ready ladies?

Ok
I can't locate my DVD. I only have the first ones. FML.
Carry on wenches and I shall attempt to discover said possession. Otherwise I'll just have to start on three.

Oooh, 3! Yes, I can do that one!

Fucksake!
This is just so wenchy isn't it?

Right, I'll insert the DVD and get to number three.

Say GO when you're ready ladies

3

yes - 3

I'm ready to go

Norah's only got that disc at the moment

Hit play on the stroke of 9 to give Norah time to insert her musketeers into the DVD

I'm watching Bonaire. Reet now.
I can't wait to get to fucking (I will be) Porthos.

GOOOOOO!

Ooh carol you are feisty

Ok and on.

Is Mr Mouse having me on or is bonnaire the gay friend from Bridget jones?

I have no idea Mouse

Athoand Porthos proving they can count - one at the door one at the table

Ooohhh... Mrs Bonnaire arrives - love that woman - now she's feisty

Might be. Can't really remember.
I've get a hidden weapon Porthos, search me

'Gentlemen…my wife'

Yes he is / was.
Fucksake, slow to refresh...
I like the smirk Athos and Porthos do when they make the roodey noises in the bedroom.

Everything ship shape with the wife snort

Does milady just lurk in alcoves and round corners?

Cardinal is so gracious when he allows Milady a holiday