Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Elk ref your Tom turn-ups comment earlier (he's worn them before - sigh) were you meaning it looked like he had some cowboy-esque chain or buckle round the top of his boots? I think he does.

I do wonder hope if we are just out of touch. Am told by DD that white high tops like Howies are what everyone is wearing. Dunno how she knows, at the moment everyone is in snow boots.

Oooooooh vids to watch while I wait for topcoat to dry.

He's still a bit of a Mummy's boy Fancy. Comes into bed for a cuddle every morning and will still kiss me goodbye at the school gate. I'm keeping him 5 for ever.

I thought it looked like white sock MrsB, even though I no longer have my finger on the pulse of put to the minute fashion, I refuse to can't belieeeeeeeeeve that white socks anywhere other than in a gym, are acceptable in any circumstances .

Until DD started secondary school in September she'd come into my bed most mornings for a cuddle, it's lovely isn't it? She probably still would but she doesn't have time in the mornings, so hopefully you've got a few years of cuddles ahead. DS gave all that up much earlier, but every so often he gets under the covers, (won't cuddle though - he is 14 yo!) pretending to be interested in whichever cat is on my bed.

Floppers you're such a hero.

MrsB yy ref out of touch. I now spend time in pitch black so called shops like Hollister pointing at things and saying 'how much?'. Things I can't Really see. Actually I no longer actually go in. I'm pretty sure they ain't meant to go with a bow tie. However on trend. Surely?

Fancy I also thought Luca vid totes hilare. Reminded me of that bit in 4 weddings when he downs a full glass 'I appear to have finished my drink, excuse me!'. Tom and Jess looked like they were having a rare old chat.

Had everyone seen the 'gitanes' vid gifs? When he winks I swear my ovaries throb.

I haven't seen the Tom boot chain issue. . Still work to be done. Back to Cheadle elk. (Fucking funny bout the pelvic floor Mary btw)

Badddererrrzzzzz
Don't think I've forgotten. Best of luck for tomorrow. Hope all goes well and is worthwhile. We are here for you. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Goodnight all, need to go and do last minute check of bags/uniform etc. I can't deal with surprises in the morning, then tea, chocolate & book.

I'm with you on that Elk. And even the gym is questionable. But I thought I also saw a buckle. Wouldn't put it past him. Hope you bought him lots of nice new things at JL today.

Oh Fancy that's lovely re DS, so even at 14 eh? Doesn't matter if he's pretending otherwise. DD still comes through too, she's only 7 but sleeps later and usually brings a book with her. On a weekend we put the TV on and DS is happy to cuddle and watch cartoons until 9 or 10 while I doze.

Tom if you're reading, just to say I'm totally, utterly, entirely in your thrall. Hypnotised by your fucking loveliness. And captivated by your Fuck Me Now looks to camera.

But stop wearing the fucking hat. FFS.

As you were.

Hellloooooo! Lasr thing i read ws elk in jl, fanxy talking about santi (niiiice) and norah awearing. White socks ehhhh???? &!& have we had the trailer???????

I drank 4 gin and tinics i am pissed firat time inyeeeeeays!!!!! Talked to silver foxs wife a lot she ws dead nicem . Danced a lot too it was ace. My feet really hurtm now.

I am not corrextinf mu many typosm run through the drink- englih dictinary. It will be fine. Night night all xxxxxxx wenches ilya xxxx

Ow i think my head eill hirt tomorrow. This is a massive test for thr botox. I need food amd water stat.

Looling for food and crumpwtsm. Hurry up toaster you bastard.

Morning. So much for cute DS. 6.12am this morning. Waaaay to early .

Love love love pissed Madame. Really hope Botox has worked it's magic and you just have a regular headache and not a migraine one. I suspect you'll not get away with none.

Badders. Will be thinking of you. Huge squeezy titparpy hug and a .

Bads

Love piisshhed Madame!
Good luck flops with sheep etc at nativity.
See you later everyone. Literally!

Morning.
Well...as predicted, didn't sleep well :(
God, I'm being such a twat about this. Anyway...
Ds2 is still very Huggy kissy too...in fact he is next to me in bed as I type. He is cross because I don't know how to build a helicopter on Minecraft...it's too early for this bollocks.
For those,of you with older children...thank you lucky stars that Minecraft wasn't around when yours were small...it's like infant and junior crystal Meth..the little buggers can't get enough of it!
Helen...hope the jabs work for you my love. Migraines are the pits.
Decs up and only wanted to garrotte Dh once, so.....result! :)
Must go and get breakfast I suppose...

Hugs to Badders...

Still coughing and wheezing. Am selling my London trip to DH by saying a Dr will be there

Glad Madame had a good time

And finally (apart from waving to all wenches but lacking energy to type more) don't they look like an aging boy band in Apricot's last picture at 10:32pm? Still would, of course.

Morning wenches.

Lots of lovely wenchy thoughts coming your way Badders

Loved pissed Madame . Hope you're okay this morning.

Yes, Minecraft is evil.

Hope poorly wenches are recovering.

Been helping DS1 pack as he's away in bignorthofbordercity this weekend. My fret levels are heading skywards.

Laterz wenches

Seems I forgot to say goodnight last night so goodnight ladies and good morning for today.

I might hold you to that promise of a snog Elk ! unless I get a better offer which is highly unlikely Loved the pelvic floor tale. sniggers

Who left Madame alone with the gin FFS?

Helen, we could spend the day together comparing coughs and wheezes if you like. I however am feeling better after a day of both antibiotics and steroids but I do still have the most amazing husky voice.

Right... off to grab some breaky and start on my meds for the day - not that sort - I am perfectly sane and rational which is why I joined up with you lot. Then again....

Morning!

Oo, a bit worried about Madame's head this morning.

Arf at ageing boy band, Helen.

Thinking of you Badders.

Hope the nativity play goes according to plan Flops and that all animals behave themselves.

Off to hopefully do something with my hair as it looks like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

Good morning!

Like MrsBeee I spoke too soon about cute DCs in bed with you, had DD in all night as she 'felt a bit sick'. I've always been anxious about vomiting, and her vomming on my bedroom floor a couple of times in the last few years hasn't helped . So it was a late night and a tired, grouchy morning.

Still, it's Friday, hoping for a lie-in tomorrow. The decorator should finish this morning & I can finally tackle the dust which is everywhere.

at madame last night, hope your head's ok this morning!

Glad you're feeling a bit better carolina & hope helen will do too.

Last night I found a tablecloth I forgot I had that has given me some inspiration for new festive place settings (even better it was completely clean!), so I'm off to find some new placemats and other glittery Christmas shite as drink would call it. In the meantime I'll leave you with this, not sure if it's been seen before but smiley, beardy men in leather are always a good start to the day.

Bollocks. Putting the outside lights up now the winds have dropped and one set doesn't work. Off to buy some new ones

No, no Fancy you're entirely missing the point. Sullen leaning men in leather please. (Any excuse) Just look at those fingers..... (Taxi!)

Good luck badders my lovely.
Good luck floppers it will all be lovely.

My cuddly Toddler comes in my bed every night and snuggles in by full body hugging my head, stroking my face and kissing me and goes back to sleep.
He often kicks TB in the head/face because of this.
< snigger >

arf at the Tavern's Tom Burke fingers fetish