Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

As I already have germs... pulls Helen in for big germ filled hug

Have some Lemsip

'Shitesip' as it's better known! I has one a few days ago and nearly threw it straight back up. hot toddy Fuzzy Tom all the way for me I think.

Oooooooooooooohh that was my wenching/RL crossover - we were talking cold remedies at work and I nearly talked about Fuzzy Toms instead of Hot toddies...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddd computer off.

Poor thing Helen. Fuzzy Tom and straight to bed for you young lady.

(we don't want the real one ill...)

I know I'm late to the fucktrumpet-fest, but carolina, I'm so glad you felt you could spill in the tavern. Seriously, we have opened our legs hearts and minds here often forgetting we're public and the wenches are the most supportive bunch of people I know.

Anyway, FMWAC and all that jazz. You are totally doing the right thing by not getting involved in their decision.

It's never too late for the fucktrumpet-fest Flops.

To be honest, since I shared here I have felt so much better. Just typing it out relieved the tension.

It really does feel like hone from home here!

Ta very muchly!

Evening wenchi. Am sitting with PJs and hair dye on, why there is not a line of hot beardy leather clad men at my door I will never understand.

Have caught up but need to go back and click the links in detail.

Carolina another one adding FMWAC. Your approach is spot on and your DS and ex-DIL are lucky to have you. We could send Vinnie round? We keep him chained in the cellar for just such an occasion. Hope the nebuliser and inhaler help and you are sorted for Monday.

Flopsy can we get a nativity update please? Been wondering how you are .

Ref Tom and JP I'm also cheering re his possible older woman thing, but I suspect he is just naturally gregarious and tactile. See fench pics for evidence. Also behind the scenes on Third Star with female producer and other theories we have had about him and co-stars / director / producers. He's just a bit tactile? Also the stopping smoking thing puts the vegan teetotal nonsense to rest. His body is clearly not a temple.

Oh and I was going to shout at Helen re continuous working and still being ill but see she has gone to bed. I don't want to wake her but HELEN FFS slow down before you make yourself very ill. Are you taking a break over Christmas?

Night wenches

So Luca has a pic of some jerk shack in Notting Hill on his Instagram. Does this mean they are back already & therefore no point in me hanging round Eurostar station (St Pancras?) tomorrow on way to Event?

God it's hard being a stalker.

I'm more concerned that Howie has a picture on his of a tailors dummy swathed in black and is talking about a little black dress. Does not auger well for the wardrobe of his choice at any future soiree's

^^ Points up at Comtess and MrsBee comments.

Does anyone actually know how old JP is?

Carolina that made me re your Howie comment.

I'm watching Cadfael, drinking tea, eating Quavers and am then going to do my nails. Rocknroll.

Night Wicked.

Helen, hope the reappearance of cold is just because you're tired, and that it fucks off.

Sentiment re ailments fucking off from wenches applies to all.

Pooh letus, I've just done my nails. Bright red for christmas jumper day tomorrow. I've got the gaudiest light up musical number going. I look like a big pudding but the kids will love it.

mrsbeee, we had dress rehearsal today, 30 half naked children trying to get into camel/snowflake/king outfits. Hell. On. Earth. So many pairs of sweaty white tights to sort out. The stable animals are behaving now but I had to promote one to camel 3 due to illness. King 2 can't say frankincense still and dithers at the manger but hey ho that's show business!!!!!

Have just got free of a forest of maths homework to see lots of gorgeous new pics and videos. Luca is funny in that last one that carolina posted - managing to look awkward all on his own and slightly put out that none of the women around him are paying him any attention.

It wouldn't be like that in the tavern, Luca. We'd never leave you on your own like that. Unless you were wearing the scarf.

I can imagine the scene flopsy! King 2's inability to say frankincense will be the highlight of the show, misty eyes and 'ahs' all round, guaranteed. Fuck-ups are part of the charm surely? (I appreciate they don't do much for your stress levels though )

I know fancy, the parents will love it whatever. The sheep ears always fly off and the innkeepers' headdresses never stay on. That's the magic of nativities.

Night all. ILYA

Goodnight flopsy

Carolina brace yourself....when we meet I will be giving you an enormous snog for those vids

Flops you gorgeous wench you, huge hugs for being in the midst of nativity hell. MlleElks was Tues and Wed....yes, they actually had a run!...and it was a sell out , anyway having been announced that Mary was indeed pregnant with the saviour of the world they all dutifully burst into song, and Mary started a little knee bobbing type dance. The headmaster leaned across to me and whispered, "glad to see Mary's doing her pelvic floor exercises'

Anyway I'm feeling the love tonight, so all wenches are pulled into a group snogathon xxxx

....and I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Jess Pope is older than me

Strange you should mention about JP's age. I googled earlier, in fact I've googled before, and I can't find it anywhere.

Another pic from Solenne.

I have a lot to do tomorrow so off to bed now. Night all.

Aaww Flops that's fab (and a bit magic too). Hope the stable animals don't run feral. Last stretch before holidays for you .

DS has his Winter thingy on Tues. He has one line to say but is taking it very seriously. We have to practice it every night and he insists on "reading" from the script. Given he can't actually read words with more than 4 phonic sounds in them yet it's quite amusing but I am not allowed to show it.

Hmm how old is Jess Pope? Hubby was born in 1947 according to IMBD so must be older than her. Daughter is late teens. I'd say she is late 40s. Maybe even a bit older but looking good for it.

Like the sound of that Headmaster elk. I haven't been to a nativity for a few years now & I do miss them, although I don't miss the pointy-elbowed scrum that happened every year when my two were at school in London. One year, one mum squeezed between me and the seat in front, bent forward so her fat arse was in my face and started filming. She was really put out when I pointed out I couldn't see a thing & would she mind moving please?

he sounds gorgeous MrsBeee, keep practising that straight face