Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

aaaaawwwwww at Toddler.

Trying to sort out new electricity stuff, apparently my tarrif is about to cease...

Ah.
The nervous tummy has arrived.
Marvellous.

for Badders - without squeezing too tight...

sorry helen! Must try harder

At least there's plenty of leather, beards & some dirt?

to badders, all other icons won't be much use to a nervous tummy

Hello, hello. I'm still alive, just. I've been toddlered. Both of them clinging and wanting mum mum mum. Laying waste to my poor little house. Filling it with smell. Fighting over the same bit of crap. Whacking each other with said bit of crap. It's a beautiful age.

Why did I have kids? I could be smoking, drinking and shagging fit men. Living in a charming bijou flat.

I don't remember much of what's happened except fucktrumpet.

Toddlermouse is now captivated by Nigella (thank fuck) and is sat about half a foot away from the tv.

Wahey guess who finally got a new password working after 4 fucking attempts remember me?!

Hey jess, lovely to see you. - please, hold me. Someone hold me.

I will hold you - but be warned I am a bit er...windy

Are you the weather bomb then badders?

Hi!

Don't worry mouse only another lifetime ooh 15-20 years until you can go out & whoop it up again

Hi Jess. Good to see you again.

Poor windy Badders.

Fancy I'll only be 40(ish) then. I'll cougar it up. Just 15 more years to go.

badders it's all right. 80% of the people/animals I live with smell. I'm immune.

That's the spirit mouse. In 15 years time I'll probably be more like this :

badders loads of luck today and thinking of you.

carolina echo what other wenches have said. You sound like you have totally the right attitude and priorities in the midst of wankers. Dil lucky to have you. Keep on doing what youre doing!

flopsy awwwww, good luck with the play! Ds's is next week. He is a shepherd. Awwwww!

jess!!!!! stop buggering off ok???

PS mouse it wont be anywhere near 15 years til you get your life back! It feels like forever when you're in baby/toddler hell but really once theyre 4 and at school it is sooooo much easier! Chin up.

.....Passes cola to Madame how's the rest of the office doing? Was this the party ALL of your work? Must email my other friends there and see how they are...

It wasnt the whole company helen but it was all of my division and also international. It was massive! My colleagues are apparently fine as they can hold their drink nto are younger than me / older than me and left early with their wife.

Embarrassingly, I rocked up to my desk at 10 to find them all beavering away, and boss standing in front of my empty chair wondering if I was going to show.

Oh well - at least you did get there...
DH has just booked me in to see Dr this afternoon. (Have no idea who he had to kill to get a same-day appointment - impressive.)

sounds like a great night madame, I'm impressed you made it in!

I'm also very impressed with Helen's DH, I just hope he didn't have to donate a body part! I hope the doctor is able to help helen

I have a 5 year gap between my 2.
I would have ended up in an institution if I had had 2 under 3.
So....kudos :)

Helen...hope dr gives you the good stuff x

A friend of mine has 4 under 7 I have no idea how she copes, esp. since her DH is uber-busy and she's effectively single Mum a lot of the time.

Sometimes I wish I had another so they could entertain each other; then I'm glad I don't because at least I don't have to sort out sibling fights... swings and roundabouts.

(PS Dr is considered to be a bit of a dish - hurrah!)

Hi all. Glad everyone is alive , just!
Hands Madame can of coke.

I had 2 under 2. Which was a total nightmare at times. My SIL had 3 under 3 at one point, then had another 2 years later

Mouse it feels ages away now but it really won't be long before one and then both will be at school. Then you kind of get your life back. I say kind of because tbh every stage has it frustrations and it's joys.

Ooo get me all philosophical.

Helen your DH is wonderful for doing that. Very pleased you are going.

Right off to put last lights up then away to tearoom to meet friends for coffee before school pick up. See, that's a whole 45 mins of me time