Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Dammit, why does everything happen when I'm cooking. I'll have to go otherwise I'll burn the fucking thing again. Laters.

Oh no!
Does tom smoke? :(

Well...carpet is down.
Xmas decs going up, God help me.
Ds2 in whiny moany mode already.

Evening wenches. Amazing photos, especially of Santi of course.

Maybe they're gearing up to something really special for the UK? Ahahahahahahaha.

Carolina - a bit late, but what a twat. I hope you're feeling better now

I'm going to help DS2 with his Christmas cards. Send help.

Carol...what an uber fucktrumpet.
Hope you're ok?
Are ill wenches feeling better?
Am going to out a festive cd on to see if that improves my mood!

YAY. I have my pics allowance back

So... back to Elk's body language theory from last night and now lets add to that the fact that Tom appears to be dressing better and JP is not sporting a wedding ring!

Evenin all

Don't bother with John Lewis in Cheadle for the next few days...they are completely out of stock.

Carolina, your ex !!! What an arsewipe, and to add the rest of 'em FMWAC! I'm glad you felt you could vent on here...let that poison out lubber

Well...Tom used to smoke

I will share my gangrenous toe story....don't think I won't.

Who doesn't like the hat?....don't be mean. Think of it as his Linus' blanket. But what is going on under the turn ups??

I knew i Carolina!!! I bloody knew it!

Tom doing the teapot thing again and who is that in the middle?

Elk... calm yourself. It's not proof yet, just evidence that there might be something going on.

TBH, I did check out the Meet the Crew video of JP last night on the BBC website and when searching for an example of how the ideas on the page transferred to the actual making of the series the first example she came up with was 'Hearing Tom Burke say that line or etc. etc.'

Musketeer Them here...

play.spotify.com/album/7iadyZC9a3T28Cn1jIaYaV

Fuckadoodledo!

Well I must say that the idea that he likes an experienced mature woman keeps a few hopes aloft eh.

Dya know I was reading Elk's post this morning and was mostly thinking I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING THERE. It was the hand.

So this whole Carolina Investigation Line of Enquiry has THRUST me into another tither. Rather her than a Fench I say.

it's me that's not sure with the hat Elk. You can have him in that. I'll have him in the suit from last night. Twice.

Carolina I think you are fucking ace at the detail btw.

Has she got a wedding ring on in those s1 vids? Hmmmmm?

You can't see her hand in the video from S1. She is holding her sunglasses with her left hand and resting it palm up on her leg which is a bitch when we are trying to establish if she and Tom are doing the horizontal tango!

Oh my Christ. Can you imagine HAVING AN AFFAIR IN PARIS WITH TOM BURKE.

I'm all of a tither at the very thought. Must find those pics from last night to look again. I can only remember That slit in the skirt and nice boots. Oh and TOM LOOKING HOT AS FUCK AS IF HE HAD BEEN DRESSED BY SOMEONE NOT HIMSELF!!!!!!

Tries again...

The boys are on stage at around 6.34m

I knew this twitter thing was a bad idea One of my tweets now comes up on a twitter search for Tom Burke because I mentioned Tom Burke Online in my tweet.

I can't respond quick enough and am losing track of who I am even responding to.

Thank you for bringing me out of my twitter shell to unleash myself on the land of twit!

Total fucking chaos Carolina isn't it! I love it! It's my natural home

Solenne has reported. Howie, Santi and Luca walked to the cinema, the others went by car. They watched Epi 1 in French and Tom was interested to meet the French Athos. It seems she met him twice, before and after the showing. She was able to give him a drawing she had done and also one of Santi, and he wanted to show them to Jess and he took her to meet her. She asked him why he wasn't on Twitter and he said there was a group called the Burketeers who did a very good job for him. She seemed to be with him for ages. She says her friends pushed her into his arms.

She's totally overwhelmed bless her as you would be.

I have a pic back.

Aaawww sweet Apricot. That's a nice story and a lovely picture! XXX

Hopes beyond hope we can have some nice UK fan stories sometime soon especially the one about a mysterious group of mad wenches!

Yes Comtess... Total fucking chaos just about covers it!

Bless her. That pic is fucking great!

So Apricot, what's your view on the whole Tom/Jess thing? Oh wise of wench?

Ah, interesting. I can see where you're coming from, and I would love it to be so, because I really want to think that some very lucky woman somewhere is enjoying him on behalf of the rest of us, but I doubt it somehow. I have been proved wrong many times though.

Back from taking DS swimming; stinking cold is making a comeback (probably inspired by my 3.5 hours sleep last night). Heading for bed now - laters....