Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Thanks Apes and I am sorry you find yourself in similar situation.

I will see the little fella Christmas morning as I am popping over to DIL to take his present and have a cup of tea with present opening etc. but I won't be staying. I will probably see my son briefly when he turns up to collect grandson to take him to new girlies family Christmas dinner and I will leave at the same time he does.

It's sad when people are apart for high days and holidays but as long as people make compromises it can work. It's when they can't that the trouble starts.

Fancy, I am sure if you have always got along with MIL she'll be fine. To my mind it's silly not to get along. I am very fond of my DIL and she has always been good to me when it's come to access to the babbie.

Tom (and yet more fenches - one on each side FFS)

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The Smart Girls Blog ?@SmartGirlsBlog 10m10 minutes ago

#TheMusketeers et Milady étaient là aussi ! On vous montre tout bientôt sur le blog ;) (@TMClachaine)

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Re: the last four links/pics

Tom - still in hat and wearing jeans with turn-ups!

Howie wearing brilliant white plimsolls?!!! and a bow tie again!

Dear God! Do their rooms not have mirrors?!

The Smart Girls Blog @SmartGirlsBlog · 24m 24 minutes ago

Après la soirée de présentation de la série #TheMusketeers hier, nous avons pu rencontrer l'équipe aujourd'hui pour une séance interview.

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The Smart Girls BlogSmartGirlsBlog 24m · 24 minutes ago

After the presentation of the evening #TheMusketeers series yesterday, we met the team today for an interview session.

Had to do that 'cause when I read it in French I thought they'd been to a seance!

Luke being a tourist!

Reetu Kabra @ReetuKabra · 2h 2 hours ago

Touching the tip of the Tour Eiffel. @LucaPasqualino #MusketeersinParis

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that sounds tough too apricot

Love this one of Tom.

Dear God. The stubble.

Video of Tom at the screening. He's given up smoking apparently!

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Thanks Carolina nd Fancy.

Oooh, a video of Tom.

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thanks carolina, I hope so too. I find it tough to compromise at times, but it's much better than bickering and bad feeling.

Howie - glow-white trainers, really?
Is he playing bad taste bingo?

nice pic of twinkly-eyed Tom

it looks like someone's farted under Santi's nose

Hey Norah! You're gonna LOVE those trainers

Howie is deffo winning in the needofagoodwoman stakes.

Right. I am feeling much better now and I think it is time to eat.

Back in a bit.

Evening everyone.

Oh dear Carolina, there was no need for that sort of abuse, fur him to talk to you that way, under any circumstances!!

Haha, cross-post Carolina.

Must tear myself away and finish Christmas audit. I have spent ages on here restoring DD's email today, ordered the last few presents & spoken to the police twice, but don't seem to have got much that is tangible to show for it.

Although, DD was so pleased to have her email back when she came home from school I might be able to get her to wrap all the Christmas presents

Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaa...catching up on the thread and I've come across badderserzseses latest gem, fucktrumpet! It is my new favourite. You are bloody funny wench.

Aaaaannnnnddd back in the room to page 23.

Oh, and I had an Athos dream last night. About underwear. Layers!

Evening

Ah, yes, the kitty creche, forgot all about that one

Carolina what a bastard!! Shall some of us wenches "pay him a visit"? We can always send the ninja cats around, or even better maby Elks pissy cats?

Livia as my fellow crazy cat wench I found this thing that I really want and I suspect you do too?

For TeamSanti.

Solenne is a poster from TBOnline. I don't know whether she got any pics of Tom, but I'm sure she'll post if she has.

That's it. I have no more pics left.

Evening wenchi

Well. I still haven't really recovered from the Paris Pics. Tom does indeed look fucking amazeballs . Apart from in the hat. Not sure at all I'm afraid. Lovely to see a return of the spotty shirt tho!

I have watched that vid 3 times. Fuck he's soooooooo fucking lovely isn't he? No no no to the fags tho Tom. I'll have to come and slap my black lung vid under your nose. Naughty naughty. And it'll ruin your lovely voice.

Can't work out what he's drinking but freeze framed on my phone it looks like a diet coke . Top tech wenches please investigate.

Carolina so sorry about the fuck trumpet situ. FMWAC indeed. Very good advice on here about maintaining your relationships. Not him. Cock. DG is the most important in this not his needs. Cock.

I find saying COCK loudly in these situs always provides cheer.

Pmsl with you cat wranglers.

Helen soooo pleased you've finished the big fat manuscript even tho you're poorly. You're a star.

My boys have all gone with Dh into city tonight to help in kitchens cooking for homeless shelters. So proud of them. Then we are all helping distribute tomorrow night. It's ds1's thing but others want to help even tho 2/3 have big important selection match on Sat. Really proud of them volunteering off their own bat.

Hits button.

From Solenne. OMG.

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And apparently he knows the Burketeers, he told her so!!

Musketeers, have big cocks
At least that is, what we (like to) think
Cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock
Knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob knob
Nice big cocks that really throb
Nice great knobs that really throb

Wench silent night.