Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Just upping the filth level.

Cuntybollockshitfuckwanker
Dickcocks all the way
Fuckingwankershitcuntbollocks
Wankerarseholecuntshitfuck hey!
Cuntybollockshitfuckwanker
Dickcocks all the way
I like swearing can you tell
I could do it aaaa-aaaal day.

Try this to jingle bells.

Jolly good then

I miss my dad too elk x
( hugs)

Sidles up to Elk Hope I didn't upset you. snogs Elk and takes echinacea back again

Followed you back MrsBee

I am now on steroids having had a ten minute stint on the nebuliser. With the antibiotics and cold remedy shit I am taking I shall soon rattle. Still... might make a nice addition to the carols next week so I have six days to get better.

I promise not to kiss Tom and make him so ill that I have to drag him back to my place, put him to bed and nurse him around the clock !

WHAT?! ITALIAN PREMIERE ?!

Now they are taking the piss...

Andreea M. ?@aleetheeia 40m40 minutes ago

Can't wait for the Italian premiere of #TheMusketeers just to see my all time crush @LucaPasqualino again! ??

nathaliegibson
3 hours ago
Yesterday night, I was at a private party for #TheMusketeers and I had the amazing chance to talk, hug and laugh with Luke Pasqualino, Howard Charles, Santiago Cabrera and Tom Burke! They are so sweet, friendly and lovely. Love them! ?? #Athos #Portos #Aramis #Dartagnan #TheMusketeers

instagram.com/p/wdi4QhSOg7/

Maimie McCoy ?@Maimie_McCoy 4h4 hours ago

Last nights shoes @JimmyChooLtd with my chocolate coin filled purse @charlottes_web @crazyhorseparis #TheMusketeers

what a bunch of wankers helen, at least it's done

norah - sheer genius! Someone please record & release it, what a Christmas Number One that would be!

carolina hope that sorts you out

@ Italian premiere

Tom's found his hat...

Reetu Kabra @ReetuKabra · 2h 2 hours ago

The boys continue to do the rounds of press this morning. #MusketeersinParis

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Could some one PLEASE get onto twatter or some where and tell howie to not leave the house until he had run his outfit past me.

Ffs, bow tie? FUCKING TWAT.
Oh fuck. I bet he's wearing the fucking moccasins again.

there's far too much touching and leaning in for my liking. You may be in a photo with Santi bitch my dear, but he's giving us The Stare.

I think Luca looks much better than last night in that second photo. Yum.

Why do none of Howie's clothes actually fit him?

I'm still going on my theory that they are saving us for last so that they can be around home for Christmas. Fair enough, but they'd better not dress like fucking cunts.
Although if they live somewhere else they might not do so much?

Although if they live somewhere else they might not do so much?

Santi'd better bloody be there, at least he can be relied on not to dress like a twat.

1. Santi wins at the clothes AND leg spreadage. No debate.
2. Fuck me, it's the hat & the bow tie. For. Fucks. Sake.
3. Italy??!! Godddammmmmmnnnnyou BBC!
4. Would it be at all possible for anybody else to tweet the Beeb about this? Cos I did it the other day & two I think of you, faved it. Now I may be wrong but the chances of them staging a fucking expensive premiere/meet the cast for fucking THREE of us is unlikely. It's no good moaning in here, you've got to do it where it'll be seen!
5. Yes I am peed off.
6. We NEED to know if the return from Paris is today or TOMORROW. Now we know that Eurostar was used. On it, wenches!

I'm in John Lewis' menswear. It's like wandering round in tom burke's wardrobe! I keep picking things up then having to mentally slap myself, "no elk!, tom would look lovely in that, mrElk would look at you in askance!" Slap!

FMLackOfMusketeers

Fancy - it's not a problem them not being in today - my usual contact doesn't work Fridays, so I was just trying to be clever and get in there before the weekend. Besides, if they were there they might have told me to start work on phase two, which would have been a bad thing this side of the weekend. Got plenty on as it is...

Oh - random wench/RL crossover moment. I had one - and I forgot it. Wonder what it was... FMLackOfMemory too apparently.

I have found you - at least I hope it's you - followed you, favourited those tweets and replied.

Elk... stop trying to dress Tom. We want him undressed!

helen, ah, that's not so bad then. It sounds like you have enough on already.

carolina & wanting Tom undressed - this would solve the Howie wardrobe problem too!

To Nathalie Gibson and your private hugging party.

Oh do jog on dear

Afternoon wenches!

Elk Don't forget the WW and I are still running the kitty crèche, so feel free to send Pissing Cat over!

Afternoon livia

Kitty creche you say? Sounds tempting, FancyCat is wafting around in front of my screen making it hard to read anything. She's floofy and her tail blocks out most of my vision.

Ooh send her over Fancy! WW and I aren't great with DC but we realised that we are both mad cat wenches so have decided to set up the crèche - the naughtier the cat is, the better! I am soft as shit with my lot

It's official ladies. I have an ex who has proven within the last forty minutes that he is not only a cunt but is the King of Cunts.

I am on here, typing, in order to try to concentrate on anything other than how difficult I am finding it to breathe and cry at the same time. I've used my inhaler but the combination of the chest infection and the racking sobs seem to be negating any good that might have done.

I really want to talk to someone about it but my sister is at work right now and can't talk until she gets home.

I cannot believe the arrogance and self importance of the man or why he thinks his needs and wants ought to take priority over those of anyone else.

I was asleep for the first time since 3 a.m when that fucking cunt called and launched into a rambling rant about something I can do nothing about.

PLEEEEEASE, SOMEONE MAKE HIM GO AWAY! PLEEEEEEEEASE!

Do you want to tell us on here Carolina? Would that help?