Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Morning all. I've just gone over all those links again from last night, thanks Carolina, and have to say:

1. Tom is looking fucking amazeballs at the moment.

1. How the fuck did that Sarah in the South of France warrant messages from all of them.

1. Where's our trailer? There's not even one of those Original British Drama coming soon ones. It's going to be totally lost amongst all the Christmas stuff.

1. There's little chance of them doing any interviews/chat shows before Christmas, so no promo.

1. Tom is looking fucking amazeballs at the moment.

Sorry, my language is awful this morning.

Love to all wenches, particularly ailing ones and ones with TBs .

helen, hope DS isn't whacking you too hard

carolina good luck with the nurse

elk enjoy JL & please report back later that you've bought some glittery Christmas shite. Hope the cats make it up to you by providing entertainment in the form of shaky paw snow walk (or maybe your cats are hardier than mine?!)

Dad's birthday would have been on Christmas Day, and I think I'm increasingly channelling his general attitude towards the whole season. I do miss him.

Apes, I love your language. Keep it the fuck up

Elk...he eats mince pies with a knife and fork!?
Jesus. It's so wrong I actually have no words to adequately express my horror.
I'm so sorry your weekend hasn't worked out.
Dh is also being a fucktrumpet ATM.
Gaily says last night..."oh I will be working in the shed again on Saturday!"
Erm...no you ain't. I will still be sedated you moron...you have dc to look after!
Grr.
I really need to start moving furniture...carpet being fitted this afternoon.
Sigh.
Would far raster sound the day looking at photos of tom on twitter.
FML

Oh dear the sick bay is full again isn't it?
:(
Sending lots of healing vibes x

Ooh, sunshine outside now...

That must be difficult elk

Helen...
One load in, one load in dryer :)
Seriously...I need to start moving stuff.

Apricot...
Nipple
Wank
Tits
Cock
Sod
Feel better?
:)

Oh Bads I love it when you talk dirty

fucktrumpet

don't be fooled helen. We had sun for ooh, about 3 nanoseconds. It's drizzling again now.

Right, off to be productive - presents & cards nearly done (if you don't count the wrapping), just the rest of the food to sort out. And the bank account to review

Morning

WW...

:)

That the best you can do Bads?

Oh badvoc please stop being so funny, I'm trying to be organised

Morning ww, do you have any more property porn for us today?

Tumescent cock
Throbbing vulva
Heaving bosom
:)

I really should write bad porn.
I could make my fortune!

See?
Easy.

Fuck it is snowing. Proper big swirly flakes of it. I hate the stuff.

mrsBee can you come & squirt ScaredyCat for me?

To ScaredyCat : In or out you furry fucker, I really don't care. Just pick one.

Fancy the sun is me trying to make use of solar power thingy. If I put the washing outside it will simply get cold and wet instead of slightly warm and wet. though it is a bit breezy, so might get a tiny bit drier...

arse

Rainwater is very good for your whites Helen, especially when it dries in the dun afterwards. True science fact.

helen that makes sense.

ScaredyCat is now out in the rain. I'm going to go & do stuff where she can't see me. Hopefully by the time I next let her in she'll be very soggy & will be happy to stay put for a while. Is that cruel?

HURRAH!!!!!!!!!! Have met deadline. emailed customers to tell them it's done, and they're on holiday until next week.

This mean that..... I can resume work on another project...

MrsB - nature's bleach :)

Must go do washing, was putting it off because I thought I was nearly done with hideous huge manuscript.

CUNT

???????? Are you upping the filth level Norah, or is something wrong?