Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Howie needs taking in hand (yes like that). Good thing Floppers has taken him off to be sorted. His sister must be busy or to blame.

Maime's dress was lovely. But where are the other girls? It's just her I think which is a shame for Tamla and Ailesha

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Oooo I quite fancy stompy LetUs. Very authoratitive.

Carolina you deserve a whole chest full of medals for this.

Argh I've been trying to keep up with the excitement and drama but Mr Mouse lumbered me with both mouselets because he urgently needed to shit . Fuck Mr Mouse and his crap bowels.

I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

Elkie what's wrong?

I think the tavern's started to vibrate with all the anger zipping off the wenches

I am married to the most useless twat on the planet

PPPPPPHHHHHHHWWWWWWOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. floppersz you utter saucepot! Stop with the bleach though...Bad floppers. I like your dirty mouth and your fucking (not sorry floppers).

I too like bossy sexy secretary letus. Norty.

elky what's up moi luvverrrrrrr

Oh Elk, what's the matter?

Did this to try and catch up from yesterday...

Drink, Fancy, Obs do supermarket shops online
MrsB goes on stakeout in St Pancras
Flopsy sings age-inappropriate versions of Xmas songs to her class
Anne is working her socks off
Comtess remembers music concert in nick of time and becomes fuxated and in a tither over new pics of TB in Paris
Mouse feels all fuzzy
Nonny returns
Fancy has justifiable internet rage over little sod hacking FancyGirl's minecraft and emails accounts
LetUs doesn't want to go to work
Badders lies in bed wondering how wenches are (yes, me too, especially when they vanish off face of the earth

Elk, it's not to do with the house or the weekend is it?

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Someone wanted a closer look at Tom/Athos voice double. The third link shows him quite well

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Santi and Maimie sit nicely while Tom plays with his nose!

Luca looks scared as girls play with their phones

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Luke and Howie get chatted up by beautiful redhead and friend

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Beautiful redhead. shit - MrsB got there?!

This lady has posted several videos on her twitter

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Spill elk, let us revel in your man's fuckwittery saves dwelling on our own

helen and comtess brilliant bongs-not-bongs today.

badders, I totally forgot to say due to my Howie rant that your comment of

I'M A CUP TOM...FILL ME.....WITH YOUR COCK!

Was the highlight of the day for me.....funny wench

Badders is on fire today - I could have filled a whole set on bongs just with her

Poor Maimie can't have had much legroom sitting between those two ??