Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Don't know whether this is one of the links.

Can you imagine what we'll be like on 2nd January at 9.00pm? Or at 10.00pm. [flat on floor emoticon]

FLOPPERS!!

You said FUCKERS

YES!

RUNS IN SCREAMING

YOUTUBE NOWWWWWWWWWW

What!?
What!?
Why?
Where?

FANGIRL FANGIRL FANGIRL

God, they're restrained in paris

Can you even imagine if we were there!?
Howie, tom and maime made short work of it didn't they? :(

Luca saying "you're welcome" was quite sweet :)

I had a dress exactly like Maimies in 2003. She still looks lovely though.

Did Howie, Tom and Maimie just walk straight in???

Even Luca didn't look that excited. Do you think they are bored of promotion?

I think Howie looks good not the moccasins though. I like a bow tie, and a cravat and hankie actually. Lots of the younger guys at work wear shoes like that. It's the fashion.

I think I have a girl crush on Maime. Maybe it's premiere night fever.

I think it would be safe to say they aren't too keen on promo

Oh. Now I have BeeGee's music in my head.

What's that wenches? You do too??

You're welcome

I think they might be at bit shy that's all, I mean Tom and Maimie

Hahahaha you are all hilarious...loving the domestic chaos and howie anguish caused by these pix!

Are howie and luca wearing the same bellend outfits from SA?

Fuxated = my new fave word.

Maimie - get to the back of the queue mrsb! That dress she was in earlier? (Not the dodge one-shoulder one)...THATS the dress I should be wearing tomorrow night.

Anne!

Right I've had to retire to the confines of the bathroom. People were TALKING whilst I was trying to watch that you tube. Hurumph.

Well I must say, Tom was not up for a stop and chat was he?? Good for Santi and Luke they were doing a good job.

Also in the minuscule bit of footage the side burns looked very mutton choppy.

Hahahahahaha! is there any minute detail we are going to miss here?

Snorting at the commentary

Madame I too like FUXATED. I am indeed FUXATED by Mr Burke tonight. I'm all in a froth. Just going to go back thru the twit pics now.

Oh and if you wondered where I disappeared to for about a half hour earlier.... I was bollocking a teen for using the term 'pussy-whipped' in earshot of his mother (me). He's lucky I was softened by the Burkery. Not fucking impressed by that sunshine.

All these porthos photos with tassels!!!

And I'm supposed to be epilating legs before the Apprentice. You know, just in case I run into any Musketeers at the weekend. Mind you, having seen what passes as acceptable in certain circles i'm not sure I'm going to make the effort

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Have watched it again twice

Luca has soooo had a big blow job dry. His hair is perfectly flicked & lustrous.

OK, time for some post-party pics now please.

That last pic of them all laughing is lovely. But do you remember that pic of Howie & Luca in the lift where we all thought Howie's beard was a bunch of pubes? Well, that

Memories.

Oh the laughing one is just lovely.

My my that's bushy one though eh .

I am entirely consumed by Tom. Just awash in utter lust for the man.

Whoever posted that vidoe on Youtube has now split it into the individual stars. The Tom Burke one is 38 seconds long but in order to fill a whole 38 seconds it is seen once and full speed and then again in slo mo !

He really doesn't do the whole 'Meet the Fans bit well does he?

I am in a big fucking bad mood. So thank fuck for all the hard work and effort of all you lovely wenches posting and linking all these pictures of gorgeous people and for Howie and Lucas's luggage obviously still being missing. At least we know what they want for Christmas. Howie needs socks and Luca needs some matches to burn that fucking scarf.

Santi and Tom and Maimie all look very nice. Santi actually looks more than very nice. In fact, totally fucking edible.

I will keep the image of him fuxated (excellent) in my head as I continue the hell that is Christmas card writing.