Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Jeeeezus. Howie in that last one of Carolina's. Shiny. I think they are 'coated'. Oh. And sliponage. Yikes.

Tom looks FAFFER than FAF.

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Apricot that's a great pic. I'd be smiling like Maimie too if I was in the middle of them all.

Uhm... not so sure about Tom's outfit now. Mauve jacket and pink hanky!

So Tom's jacket is brown. Trousers are black. Or is it the lighting?

WICKED!!!!!!! WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT!!!!!

I've got sodding palpitations!

Tom has a plum jacket on. Like in the BAFTA FAF pictures. Remember them? I think he nicked the suit and knows he looks good in it.

FENCH ALERT!!! From Sabahbien instagram

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Oh tom....tom....what you do to me!

Ah great minds there. Brown or mauve? I'm not keen on the hankies I must say.
But scan the rail... Santi looks like he slept in his suit on the train though I must say the black v neck looks GOOD. Luca, the scarf is bellend city I'm afraid. And Tom isn't in a guiding scarf or a tit hat. And then there's Howie.

I'll take it. Especially as he looks hot as FUCK with the beardy scruff. Yum.

Ha more xposting re jacket. Maybe it's just dodgy French lighting.

And a delayed arf at Mark Owen comment. Am in a bit of a tither.

Christ Tom looks good in that last Fench pic. Grrrrrrrrr.

I am FUXATED BY THE PICS. Cannot do anything of value.

Fuxated and Fixated.

I too am in a tither.

The plum jacket was photoshop coloured wasn't it? It's a good colour on us him though

Weird...in that first one of him doing some sort of Tom Ford advert, his jacket, trousers and shirt look black. That combined with the fuckmenow expression.......oh!

I love it when Comtess gets in a tither

OH WHY CAN MY CHILDREN NOT PUT THEMSELVES TO BED???????!!

I WANT TO DO THIS

Hahahahahahahahahah oh badders that's exactly what thought when I saw that picture

So, the twatpad thought it would be really hilaire to only show me their heads in that picture. As I scrolled down I really had to just fucking laugh.
Dick heads.

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Another fench... regardemoica's instagram

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Oh my Christ I can't stop giggling. He's wearing moccasins with tassels
At least that's want they look like.
And.... In one of the pictures he is feet look like they might be very pale. As in he is wearing white socks.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Am genuinely pissing myself. Well, not literally, but really really laughing.

I thought coated jeans at first as well. FMWAC.

AWww thats a nice crinkly eyed one.

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RIGHT YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!

Leave Howie alone. I know that tasselled moccasins and bare feet are a bad look, but really, how many times have we had to turn a blind eye to Tom's fashion mistakes? Hmm? Hmm?

He is bloody gorgeous, all dark brooding eyes and fit thighs clad in dubious trews. I do prefer him dressed as Porthos, who wouldn't? I shall take him as he is thank you very much. In the first pictures he looked FAF in the leather jacket and hat (I like hats)