Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Yay not a cravat!!!! Thank fuck for that. It was just that strange necklace thing hanging over upturned collars.

And also not leather trews from looking at other pictures. It's jeans. That might be worse with suede slip ons and DJ jacket.

Dog looks like his Mum brushed his hair

HAS TOM GOT A RUDDY SHARK TOOTH NECKLACE ON?
HAS HE!?
SOMEONE TELL HIM HE IS NOT 19 AND ON HIS GAP YEAR!
FFS!

Coated jeans?
Are they an actual thing them?
Jesus.

Is Luca's French voiceover guy Mark Owen?

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Another fench pic with Luke

i think I've been eating my dinner for about an hour

Fuckerooney. I don't know whether I'm coming or going

I certainly can't eat at this point.

Necklace looks more like a traditional Maori good luck charm I have one given to me by a friend years ago. She bought it back from NZ for me

MrsB just seen our twin minds with JL.

Elk. I know why you're uncomfortable with the FuckMeNow Tom. It's because in some part of your brain you think some less discerning folk might be put off by crap clothes and when he looks like THIS it's so fucking apparent that you're worried about mass Fenchery. Global fucking Fenchery. We had him first. He's ours. Fuck the fuck off. Fortress mentality. I'm with you. 100%.

The lovely Maimie on stage

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Evening

Well done MiniBads x 2

at shit-in!

Tom Burke

Yes Comtesse!
That's it exactly!
He is so hot....but we knew it first!

MORE...

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I tell you something, if I was mad earlier about these foreign premieres, I'm FUCKING LIVID now with all the fench pics on Twitter

Am laughing at us lot and our mix of utter longing whilst at the same time ripping wardrobe mercilessly to bits.

Maybe this is why no UK premiere?

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Carolina. Excellent work btw. Excellent TavNewsFeed. You're the Breaking Musketeer News anchor.

Maori good luck charm is fine. Well done Tom.

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Actually, that dress is not up to Maimie's usual standards. Soz.

And I agree, Tom Burke is OURS!!!!

I actually hope he's gay so no other woman can have him!!!

I wonder if Santi is speaking French.

Have we had this one, I'm losing track

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