Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Well the cakes are a fucking disaster!
As all because of pics on twitter!

Leather?
Isn't he in a tux?

Elk do you have anything to tell us ref your John Lewis trip eh?? Are you the secret stylist?

Haven't seen other pics yet!!! Cannot take my eyes off Tom. Fuck. Me.

Oh heck, pictures when I haven't got time to properly perve over appreciate them - thank you to all who found them & posted/linked them.

Have not been home for very long, haven't started cooking dinner yet & am due a grocery delivery imminently. Am also trying to keep FancyCat & ScaredyCat away from the wet walls, don't want hairs stuck in my nice fresh paint.

Arf - almost a xpost Comtess.

Bads he has a tux jacket one (and bow tie obvs) but looks like leather trousers with slip ons to me?

I'm hoping am wrong re that and Tom's cravat. Might just be low res pics? Tom still looks FAF though.

Christ on a bike....
Howie has got moccasins on.
With no socks.
And leather trews
With a tux jacket and bow tie.
....
Do you think he could be concussed?

I can't see a cravat....

Fucksake. I've got people asking me to fucking DO things. I cannot do anything but look at Tom Fucking Burke. Alright?

I need some one to hold me. I'm not sure I'm going to make it through this.

What the actual cunting bollocking shit is going on? WHO DRESSES LIKE THAT????!!!!!!????!!!!????

A cunt. That's who.

Norah...I got you
What's going on?
I feel my life no longer makes sense....

Here he is Norah - now breathe... and don't look at those nasty internet pictures....

Oh dear God. I've burnt DH's meal and had a row with DS.

Do they realise the culinary carnage they are causing!?

Cilit bang on your eyeballs..it's the only way :(

Yes helen yes yes yes YES

Norah... DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK...

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Lucky lady here posing with both Tom and Luke...

instagram.com/p/wb_2tlmSil/

Ohhhhhh this is fucking priceless.

Oh bollocks. I know I shouldn't but I want to but I don't. So I'll pretend it's naked Porthos striding out of the sea towards me, water running down his body, all the way down, down down.......

Yes. That's better.

Oh here we go with the frigging fench pics.

I have so many tabs open I keep losing the Tav!

Oh that pic is hilaire :)
"No, you look like the biggest knob...."

I think they may be coated jeans rather than actual leather.

That's all right then

Not