Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Someone please grab that and post. I at my limit

What, this?

Any of Porthos there? I have decided to ignore the hat. I wear hats and also look a twat so we are ideally suited.

THE TAVERN EXPLODES

I'm sure Santi's got guyliner on there.

I am fine with this

Shitting hell, dinner is late AND nearly burnt!

Oh... apparently musketeer pictures are like London buses.

You wait for ages then two come together.

Ahhhh Luca! You are spoiling us with your Italianesque suave

Apparently the screening itself is at the Élysées Biarritz

twitter.com/ReetuKabra/with_replies

Try that link as well

On Reetu's twitter is a pic of the boys with their French voice doubles - cannot believe what Howie is wearing!

Arf.

Uh oh. What's he wearing? Do I want to know? Fuck it. Yes I do.

Ahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Fuckingsorryfloppers hell what a fuckingsorryfloppers cunt.
Although, Dog? Also what the fucksorryfloppers?
#whyionlyfancyporthos

Fuck me.
What a fab pic of tom!
Ds2 wanted to bake bloody cakes do I've been baking jammy cupcakes amd missed these!
FMB

At the risk of repeating @bendyslow

WHATTHEACTUALFUCK!!!

Oh dear. I think Howie needs the number of Tom's new stylist.

I think I might fancy Tom's double. Need a better picture to check .

I am pretty sure we have stumbled into an alternative universe if Tom is looking good for 'Best Dressed' award and Howie has us amazed and bemused at his wardrobe choices.

Stick a fucking fork in me....

Is that a cravat??!! He is taking the piss yes? Please let him be....

I'm going to need baileys tonight to get through that outfit I'm afraid. Does he actually look in the mirror and think, "yeah, I'm going with this. I look good."

Stupid wanker. Enough of this RL shit I need someone dressing him in leather and painting a scar on him. Then I'll fancy him again. Maybe.

well, thanks for that elk.
My vagina just exploded.
all over the sofa.
FMV

And as for TB. Words fail me.
Well done who ever has taken him in hand and dressed him properly. Thank you.

Comes to, briefly.

I'm in tiny shards, slithers of minute pieces of Comtess, shattered.

Howie is in leather Norah, his trousers

Luca has another poncey scarf.

Oh my actual fucking fuck.

He is just.

Thank fuck for the last minute trip to JL....