Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

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Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

Morning wenches.

Pleased you got things sorted quickly Fancy, but what a little git for doing that.

Epic post there Comtess! Your Not Bongs are very impressive.

Do I really have to go to work?

I shall read Nonny's latest, see if it gives me a boost.

Oooo Nonny! That was wonderful. I want hair that smells of lavender and rosemary, and Aramis snuggled up behind me.

Nonny...needed that, thanks! :)
I have a question...
Does any other wench lie in bed in the morning pondering the fucking massive list of stuff you have to do, but then also lie pondering what all the other wenches are up to/worrying about them/smiling at something read in the thread?
Or is it just me? :)
Anyway...obs...am thinking of you and your family x
Comtesse...phew! You made it! Tbh you are so busy it amazes me you fit it all in.
Helen..are you better my love?
WW..what's happening in your neck of the woods today?
I am not up to much today hopefully???just the usual washing and drying and going to see ds2s play at 2pm.
I'm so ready for the dc to break up now!...dh back later.
Might put the decs up tomorrow after the carpet had been fitted.
Not feeling very festive ATM...:(

They're on their way...

Kiran Poonia ?@kiranpoonia 41m41 minutes ago

On board the Eurostar and all set to launch #TheMusketeers in Paris. See you soon @ReetuKabra, will greet you with croissants! ????

Maimie McCoy ?@Maimie_McCoy 21m21 minutes ago

Paris bound with four hairy men @LucaPasqualino being one of them. Obvs doesn't include you @ReetuKabra #TheMusketeers #TMC

Hmmm...ds2s thumb still hurts. It's not really swollen, but there is a bruise.
Would you get it x rayed?
Or wait a few days?
Another child hit it - accidentally - with a tennis racket.

1 Lucky fan will be there tonight...

Aude ? @OwlHazel · 1h 1 hour ago

And seeing #TheMusketeers cast tonight is part of the "feeling good" mood ?? #BestGiftEver #LT

Omg! Imagine being on the Eurostar and those 4 walking on!

S2 premiere's in Australia on 04 Jan...

SantiagoCabrera Fans ?@santiagocfans 3h3 hours ago

Photo: BBCFirstAUS: #TheMusketeers Series 2 starts in Australia Sunday January 4 on BBC First, express from... tmblr.co/ZXO7jw1Xe3-bZ

Morning all! Maimie's just tweeted that she's on her way to Paris with four hairy men! And tagged Luca
I presume that's Eurostar as she's tweeting on the move.

Is everyone ok weather wise? Horrific walk to school this morning. I'm getting ready for an exciting few days, few nights away in first University city for DH 40th. Then London baby!!

Great minds think alike Carolina! Should be some good pics later.

Some tweets from Australia suggest they have seen a preview/trailer already !

WTAF?!

Where's our trailer?

Oh wait... sorry... I'm forgetting. We don't matter do we. We paid our licence fee to pay for all the overseas trips to promote the show didn't we!

Am not bitter... honestly

Another lucky French fan...

Clélia ?@CleliaGo 4h4 hours ago

Départ pour Paris pour l'avant-première de #TheMusketeers !

PlaceToBe ?@PlaceToBe_net 4m4 minutes ago

Au programme du jour 2/3 - À 19 h dans le 8e arrondissement de Paris : rencontrer casting série #TheMusketeers bientôt sur @TMClachaine

Luke has responded to Maimie...

Luke Pasqualino ?@LucaPasqualino 22m22 minutes ago

@Maimie_McCoy @ReetuKabra im clean shaven now Nanna x

Maimie McCoy ?@Maimie_McCoy

@LucaPasqualino @ReetuKabra waxed yer back did ya?

Luke Pasqualino ?@LucaPasqualino 24m24 minutes ago

@Maimie_McCoy @ReetuKabra not enough strips in the world girl

Fuck it. I am going to buy my new TV.

Expect pictures will start emerging soon.

Catch you when I get back

Before I go, this looks to be the Twitter thread for the French TV channel

twitter.com/TMClachaine/with_replies

So.....phone calls made this morning...
Mums solicitor
The council offices
Emailed my MP again
I am going to have to stage a sit in, aren't i? :(

Carol...are you getting a 50inch one!? )

Morning!

Oh, I had all sorts of replies from the thread and now my mind's gone blank after Carolina's posts. Hope you're feeling better btw.

They've had the trailer in Australia??? FFS!

Lovely bongs Comtess.

Fab story Nonny.

Yes, Badders. And do any others think 'must tell the wenches' when something happens?

Must go and get dressed and finish writing cards, it looks like it's going to be a busy day!

Have a good day all!

Gale force amber weather warning for Friday. Great!!

SA already seen Trailer?
No premiere in UK, but French frogs bastaarrds are ok?

Really starting to get PISSED off now.
Like we are some sort of poor relations.

On other news...
I was a beaver leader a few years ago.
My name was......elk :)

One if the little fuckers dears suggested "warthog"

Morning. I'm awake, just.

fancy what a little scrote, glad you got it sorted though.
nonny great stuff, as ever.
badders for you and your mum.
obs batten down the hatches!
Hi to other wenches I've missed.

I'm doing a booze shop tonight and ordering my final present (Mr Mouses grandad) so that should be everyone done apart from the tricky tweenage son of one our neighbours. I'll just pick up something in forbidden planet for him - any suggestions?

Also MrsBeee are you about? I need a nice whisky for Christmas eve. Any suggestions? Mr Mouse wants Johnnie walker but I think that's weaker than a nuns mother superiors piss.