Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Other subjects

Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.

999 replies

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 07/12/2014 17:56

Tongues stand down, thread 69 is finished.

OP posts:
Thread gallery
48
MadamedeChevreuse · 09/12/2014 21:36

Errrrrr...what is this Paris thing exactly? Blush

Night wicked. ;)

I am also off to bed.

GO TO BED HELEN!

FlopsyTheSnowman · 09/12/2014 21:40

Evening all .

Oh dear drinkle, do ocado recognise FMWAC/FML etc. try ordering a I dares ya!!!

It's a bit bloody depressing reading all about the ill wenches and family. You poor bloody lot. I am rarely ill, I think my immune system is made of steel after 13 years with shitty/snotty/pissy kids.

Hang on in there mave, chrimbo term is a shocker. Not long to go

I had a comedy moment today during a christmas singalong, I got mixed up with the Rudolph the red nosed elk reindeer lyrics and muddle snowy and foggy so sang (loudly to encourage child participation) "Then one snoggy Christmas Eve" The pianist gave me a stern look.

Anyway, must go and be sociable with DH (aka look at Facebook)

Layers lubbers

SantisLittleHelper · 09/12/2014 21:42

Madame it's some lavish press launch. You know, like every other country in the world seems to be flying them in for. Except, ironically, the one wher three quarters of them live Hmm where we made them stars in the first place

FlopsyTheSnowman · 09/12/2014 21:42
GoodQueenWenchAnneLass · 09/12/2014 21:50

Finally home. Had a class where everyone looked like they hadnt slept for a week.

Illing wenches get better pls. Particularly Helen who is needed at the weekend.

Obs hope you are holding up.

Elk - re your table, just get a table cloth fir christmas. Madame congrats on your lovely new table.

Drink fancy wicked mouse carolina apes comtesse help yourselves to a beardy fucker. Livia loving your tardis experience.

Letus and sparks.

IntheBleakMiladyBeeeWinter · 09/12/2014 21:51

You know what Flops fuck the stakeout. Let's go and have fun.

Bet Hermione never had any of this in Potions class.

FlopsyTheSnowman · 09/12/2014 21:56

Ooh cheers

I leered a little bit at the beavers leader tonight. You remember that dream I had? It seems that my brain has remembered too and makes me respond inappropriately in RL. I feel like a hormonal teen again.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 09/12/2014 22:04

Evening wenchery!

FMWAD. O my Christ . I've managed to give myself a right shock today. Tonight was Ds4's music concert at school. I know all about it. Had to be there for 7. Fine.

But somehow today I had compartmentalised day into lots of things I had to do. Was getting through massive list of to dos. Then about 630 had what can only be described as a heart attack when I realised I should be driving to DS's school where the others were meeting me.

I got there, it was lovely etcetera but I just cannot BELIEVE that I had not thought about it for one moment all day until that blinding flash of panic. Tooooooo much going on. And also in my defence all the others haven't a musical bone in their bodies, all sports jocks so I've never actually been to the evening school concert before so not really on radar. But, mostly shocked at myself. Just sooooo fucking glad I remembers when I did.

Sooooo. Back in the room. What've I missed?

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 09/12/2014 22:05

loving new table.
sad to hear if twats making Mavis shake with rage whilst soup eating(sorry, laughing at image). 4 days mave, 4 days, then off to pastures, businesses new.

loving idea of Anne's whole class with half open eyes in lecture

loving sparks summary of why fuckers, Paris get more attention than us. flippin cheek!

RudolphTheRedNosedElk · 09/12/2014 22:06

Evenin'

Swagger Inn Thread 70 - we're all tired out after last thread's acrobatics but at least no carpet burns this time.
We3KingyofOblomovAre · 09/12/2014 22:07

likes MrsB's secret code of friggin cold steak out at train station, with only sleeping bag, just passed by fellow wench!!!

FlopsyTheSnowman · 09/12/2014 22:10
LetUsPrey · 09/12/2014 22:16

Night wenches

NotEvenAnEnormouseStirred · 09/12/2014 22:28

Read back and am feeling the wenchy love.

. Night, you lovely lot.

NonnyMouseMcNamechange · 09/12/2014 22:31

FFS Elk get on with it will you? #Taxi!!!!

Anyway, if you want something done... (channels Norah)
And running out of synonyms (channels LetUs and curses Word's limited vocabulary)

Previously on... he'd been away for 3 weeks or so....

------
Two and a half weeks of mud, tents, and campfires with two troops at full strength had been tiring. They had trained and drilled relentlessly, the banter and camaraderie bonding the units and distracting them from the fatigue and discomfort of the camp.

He'd been relieved by the lack of comment regarding the betrothal, but suspected that there had been plenty said out of earshot - he knew for a fact for Porthos had punched at least one of his comrades for some vague and unspecified reason. No matter, he could live with that if it meant he came back to this....

He curled himself more closely around her and buried his face in her hair, inhaling the scent of lavender and rosemary. God he had missed her, missed this. Which was ridiculous - they had barely had a week together before he'd had to leave. He shook his head at his unruly emotions and smiled as he ran his hand along her shoulder and down her arm, the dirt still ingrained on his hand contrasting sharply with her smooth pale skin. He kissed her neck gently, and worked along her shoulder. She murmured sleepily and leaned her head back against him as his hand ran down her side to rest on her thigh.

He had wondered, returning, whether she was really everything he remembered... She was, and he was again bewildered by his instinctive response to her. He thought about his first marriage - the disaster it had turned into, his anger and disbelief at the extent of his wife's deception, his disgust with himself that he could still love her despite her actions. And yet there was the regret, the overwhelming feeling that he had failed somehow. For all that he clung to the belief that his actions had been bound by duty, he could never escape the thought that he should have, could have done something differently. And how much of Kate's attraction was the prospect she embodied as atonement for his previous mistakes? The possibility of redemption she represented - if he could make this right then maybe he could finally escape his past. Could forgive himself.

He sighed and buried his head in her shoulder, then as she stirred slightly he ran his hand back up her side brushing his fingertips against the side of her breast and her back arched against him as she nestled in closer.

He kissed her neck again and she reached a hand up behind her - running her fingers through his hair as his lips worked their way along her neck and shoulder. She turned her head to return the kiss and tried to twist in his arms, only to be pushed back to her original position, which she decided, through the haze of sleep, was perfectly adequate. She squirmed as he ran his fingertips up and down her spine - felt his legs curled round hers and his erection hardening against her. He bit down gently on her neck and she shuddered in anticipation as his hand moved lower again: cupping a buttock, tracing circles on her thigh - teasing and stroking as his fingers gradually moved between her thighs, and then upwards.

She stretched an arm behind, trying to reach him as he grinned, gripped her wrist and then pinned it down on the bed - her body jerking against him now as his fingers reached inside her, thumb pressing down. He shifted, the tip of his erection teasing against her, moving his hand away to her breasts - nipples hard against his hand. Her reaction to the touch of his fingers was a sudden jolt, pushing back against him and plunging him inside her.

A cry escaped them both at the abruptness of his entry and he gasped against her neck - concern that he'd hurt her mingled with the instinct to push deeper. Her hand was still pinned down by his as she gripped a handful of the blanket and started to move against him, meeting each thrust and starting to shake against him as his hands moved across her body. He could feel her chest heaving, breath coming in short gasps as she suddenly tensed against him, then sank back with a satisfied sigh, making a half-hearted effort to meet his final thrusts. He lay with his arms around her and kissed her neck - salt on his lips as she pulled his arms closer and slept.

FancyFancy · 09/12/2014 22:34

Well fuck me, what a waste of a fucking evening. Some little %& hacked DD's $) Minecraft account and her (()&% email account all because of a &(( spat on a Minecraft server where she's a &9&) mod. Have spent all &£$% evening sorting it out and am _££$ hopelessly behind, need to change my &()& Ocado order before 11 o' &&& clock or I'll get a &)$% delivery of random shit I put in my %$£% basket in order to &% hold my £$% delivery.

Fuck me what a cunt is the politest thing I have to say on the matter.

Sorry.

Thank god for DS who has been utterly lovely & helpful.

Off to make Brew and eat a bourbon & sort my groceries

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 09/12/2014 22:36

Just reading through. This isn't bongs obviously as Brain not engaged. But...,

  1. Floppers Grin what's your beaver leader called? We had a Silver Fox at ours Grin and the best bit was, he was.

  2. Obs thinking of you my lovely.

  3. LetUs hope you've been washing like fury in the new machine. Bet it'd do a lovely job on Aramis's whites....

  4. WW I thought Stefan Edberg was the King? Wink

  5. Badders . You are THE nicest person.

  6. Sparks Xmas Smile yep, I think you've got some heartache to go through. A) Salt action B) baby ovary busting action. It's gonna hurt. Sorry n'all.

  7. Madame lovely table, will be perfect at Christmas. Lovely for you.

  8. Helen glad you seem to be on the mend. I also have dining table but it's covered with about 4 laptops, cables and other detritus. . We just use the kitchen table all the time

  9. Anne very very well done ref essay. You're doing amazingly.

  10. Fancy going back a whole evening, to answer ref my sister, she rarely invites us (it's a big ask) and when we do go it's like she's cooking for toddlers. We have regularly stopped on way back for food, but usually now meet somewhere for a meal to avoid the awkwardness. It's just one of those things that we are total opposites. Most if the time we can get along but every so often we have a big flair up over our completely different ways of life. I'm sure I drive her insane with my chaos.

  11. Drink. Oh. Didn't realise I was actually helping. Good. No idea if those suckers work on normal doors... It might depend on the porosity of the surface iyswim. Well, have a go eh.

  12. Carolina so sorry to hear your having a poorly week. Extra hard for you.

  13. unlucky for some

  14. I've started a bingo thing now in my head.

  15. hope you've got your cards finished Apricot. Then you can start crafting a finale for the young Athos to keep us going whilst we wait in a state of feverishness for S2Grin.

  16. two fat ladies

  17. Mavis. You're a great writer. I could actually see you there shaking over the colleague debacle. Hope you've had a good evening. Nearly finished eh. You should really consider writing some Tav litGrin

  18. where is Our Norah then?

  19. Mouse felt for you with the sleepy Toddlermouse. It's not easy eh. You're doing a grand job and he will indeed get there and you're doing all the right things to help.

  20. where is Nonny? Hey?

  21. and finally Elk my love. Bringer of all things amazing I do hope Mme Elk has indeed mended and you are busy planning your JL shop. An old mum friend (whom incidentally you might remember from when she was having radiotherapy - she's just agreed to do a 'mastectomy bra lingerie' shoot for a fundraiser , v proud ) popped by at the weekend to give me a JL penguin tote bag that she'd decided I had to have. Love her.

Bet you're all in bed. Quite right.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 09/12/2014 22:42

FMWALP . I missed Nonny!!! So cancel the where's Nonny. Off to read in bed.

Fancy - what a fucking nightmare. You poor thing. Grrrrrrr.

LastComtessIGaveYouMyHeart · 09/12/2014 22:48

Ooh Nonny. I love the Athos musings as much as the 'ahem' action sequences.

DrinkleBells · 09/12/2014 23:41

Off to bed. Was cleaning stuff to sell on eBay to mitigate the hole in my budget called Christmas.

Bedibyes

DrinkleBells · 09/12/2014 23:44

I thought you copied and pasted from Word, fancy Grin

FancyFancy · 09/12/2014 23:49

well, not having had time to properly meal plan, I'm not sure that was less random than before, but at least some food will now arrive and we'll not have to live off cat litter, kitchen paper and Christmas pud Grin

Thanks comtess, I was raging. Luckily her email account is a sub-account of mine so I was able to shut it down immediately. The numpty who did it was stupid enough to allude to having hacked her accounts on the server chat, so she was able to request her Minecraft account be suspended too.

Even better, it seems he didn't mask his ip address to do the hacking. It would be so satisfying to report him to the police for hacking, especially as he was also stupid enough to hint that he was going to send an abusive email to DD's music teacher. (Have sent grovelling pre-emptive email just in case)

Off to read the thread and then watch something calming and dull before bed

FancyFancy · 09/12/2014 23:55

Grin drink

Mere swear words couldn't convey the degree of foul-mouthed ire and outraged arm waving that was going on in my house tonight.

An ex-boss once told me I swore 'with aplomb' [proud emoticon]

We3KingyofOblomovAre · 10/12/2014 07:22

Morning.
Blimey Fancy. what a silly boy that twat was, eh?

Glad comtess did her food order. I ordered on line the other day. but when it arrived, I wished I'd ordered a lot more and done more meal planning.

love nonny's latest. I too love all the Athos conflict of almost thinking that even having emotions is a weakness.

have a good day wenches.

SantisLittleHelper · 10/12/2014 07:59

Morrrrning.

Mrs Beeeee come in. Repeat Mrs Beeee come in. Are you stowed in buffet car or any nearer? Report forthwith & confirm location. Over.