Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

[CarolSinger200]

Oh well. Here goes!

Yes, what is it with men and sugar? I can't stand it either.

See, I'm still here, I must get on.

My Dh would eat a Brick if you put sugar on it ffs.

Agreed. Tea with sugar in is vile. I was attacked by a patient once in a psychiatric ward and they gave me tea with sugar in 'for the shock' it was the most vile thing I have ever tasted. DH doesn't take sugar thankfully.

Wenches, I am supposed to be doing lots of stuff today, but am pre blob and feel really shite and down in the dumps.
So, in an effort to Get A Fuckingsorryfloppers Grip I am here next to a cuddly Toddler with a cappuccino catching up with you all.

Good luck today mrobs and also obs take care of yourself as well. Or else.

Tav Lit would really help.
elky. just send some one to collect me and The Toddler. I've got you

drinky

Alright drink?

MrsB - "fit 3 days worth of stuff into 4 hours" I'm with you.....

Im doing fuck all today wenches.
Just need to put some washing away.
And I should probably iron...but won't.

Oh yeah, that too bee and helen

That emoticon has to be the saddest little emoticon around.
I'm meant to be going to a pre natal thingy later. Not sure I should turn up though.

Well I planned not to do much today as I'm out for most of it but I'm behind already

Must go & leave tea/coffee/biscuits & sugar out for decorator and shut cats away

Hope everyone's day goes well

Morning to...
WW, Badders, LetUs, Sparkle, Elk, MrsBee, Apricot, Drink, Lyndie, Norah
Distinct amount of can't be botheredness here today. Very badly timed.

Plus got to bed late and then kept myself awake coughing (sorry Norah, I obviously wasn't taking care of myself yesterday - what was it you were going to do it me on the 'or else' front? ). FMCough.

I want to go back to bed - not do work and try to hoover/mop the midden house. Oh, and I need put up the new blind that wasn't my Secret Santa pressie.

Work avoidance Misc. stuff
Biff and Kipper - oh ye gods. I loathed them. Weird names, I never knew who was who and they were tedious beyond belief... thank God DS turned out to be a very good reader and didn't like them or inflict them on us for too long.

Bundles all wenches into cwtch cupboard for snuggle, because to be frank we all seem to be very 'meh' today.

Pre natal Norah?! Something you need to tell us? you're probably a volunteer or something but that's not as exciting

Morning wenchi

Best of luck to MrObs today.

I love sweet tea. Milk and 2 sugars.

Motivational thoughts to all wenches doing stuff.

And just for fun because it's a new picture of a series 2, Athos isn't wearing his jacket Has he been been attacked by wenches and escaped with just the shirt on his back (and his horse)?

alright bads [wank]

I'm in the process of sourcing an elsa dress. it's not easy. it has to be best quality at a most reasonable price. I jus love to tip of sizing: 3-4, 5-6. what about the fucking 4-5?????!!!!!

to tip?! the type!

since I dropped sugar in May I haven't had a cold. just saying like.

norah so how is is going with my Yule name. not the Birth of the Christ name, just Yule. Coz I iz pagan, like.

Oh I see… The Return of The Lone Rambler! off to the gym, then some work.

Gym, drink?
Blimey.

Feels equally knackered

Yes, bads. 5 days a week.

Fuck they're looking unkempt. They're going to need haircuts soon.

Well that's two of my list done.

Get dressed - tick

Make cuppa - tick

Hey Drink what about DrinkleBells?? No, perhaps not.

That's pretty good, apes. (are you sure you're happy with that nickname ? Which bugger coined it?) but something ruder?