Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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Oh well. Here goes!

mmmmm....chriiiiistmas puuuuuud

Sparks your house looks lovely. I want that arch.

Sorry to hear about your MIL Obs.

I'll be doing the re-watch in amongst other things so won't be posting.

Oh Obs it's just one thing after another. Poor you and DH. Have RBNR very much... I like the look of Sparkle's xmas arch though, and will watch the video later Apricot (good work you!)

Not sure if I'll make the rewatch - need another early night.

I too can't get over Spark's arch!!
Off to watch SA video. Well done Apricot.

Well done on the thread starting Drink. Is that your first time? It feels nice, doesn't it?

Obs :( that's really crappy. Sorry to hear that.
Is mr obs ok now?
I have simple rules wrt cake.
No fucking vegetables - yes I'm looking at YOU carrot cake!

No fucking marzipan - tastes like vomit.
No fucking candied peel - you know, the stuff you normally chuck in the BIN!?
No fucking almonds - pointless flaky bastards.
That's it.
I will eat anything else.

Evening all.

Sorry to hear about H's mum Obs - hope she's on the mend soon.

Elk - been meaning to ask, what's occurring re the house move?

I quite like fruit cake but the last time I made a Christmas cake it took me 18 months to eat it. I keep dog food in the tin now, just in case I'm tempted again.

I've had fish and chips for tea which means the ol' heartburn should kick in about 9ish. Super. when will I ever learn

All my non-tree decs are up, tree going up on Thurs I think. I do love my house at Christmas, I love the sparkliness of it all I'm also spraying M&S Christmassy room scent like a mo fo so it's (to borrow lyndies phrase) Christmas poncetastic.

Oh, Drink, I love your NC.

My mil is a total poppet.

But today she was well nasty to Dh. Said he hadn't been to see her - he was there last weekend and the weekend before!
Dh's eldest sister , a nurse, who is also truly lovely, said it was the drugs, but Dh was very get upset.

Oh I do like a good roulade Badvoc. My mum makes the best!

Love your name change Drink.

And Badders - we are as one re carrot cake. Two words that should never be seen together.

Oh Badders you've just poo pooed all things Christmassy in the kitchen!

I'm not a massive fan of marzipan, but I like to put some in the bottom of a mince pie....delish.

House move progressing as quickly as it can with Christmas being slap bang in the middle of it, thanks for asking Mavis and Helen. Mountains of paperwork, proof of id/address and forms verified, uploaded, posted etc. Still hoping for the end of Jan.....

...and whoever posted those Christmas suits.....fabulous, I larfed so much

TB looks so stoned and bewildered as Davey in that pic. But I reckon all 3 of them could carry off those suits , it reminds me of Blue Peter's suit designing competition.

I seem to have been embraced by the Burketeers on Twitter which is lovely, but I've been hit with about 400 notifications in random order that I can't make head nor tail of.

#oldgimmer

Now who's looking bewildered!

Have just watched the video. Maime apparenlty loves it the actions scenes, like when she's thrown up against a wall... I think I know where she's coming from there

Thanks for all the arch comments everyone. Elk it's from Homebase I ran past a house with one on Thursday & thought it looked fab - googled & theirs was the cheapest by way far!

Dh hates it. Actually, I think he's just saying that to save face now cos it looks fab but he maintained it would look shit from when I showed it to him online. But he can stick to the Christmas dinner & I'll do the rest.

Obs I hope your MIL recovers OK, that's so carp it come right on top of DH's op, never rains but it pours eh?

I too hate marzipan but I love Amaretto. With cranberry.

CRAP. I am not discussing fish FFS.

I'm going to have to forgo the rewatch my lovelies, am suffering from post fish and chip fatigue. Makes sense to have an early night.

Enjoy the rewatch, I look forward to trawling through the nonsense catching up on it in the week.

Night all.

Evening wenchery!

FNWAD I am not exaggerating when I say this is the first sit down I've had since a very rushed lunch. BUT you can get a fuck of a lot done!! We have two trees so both up, all decs done, boys have done lights on trees outside, they've also gone and collected loads of holly and mistletoe so I can make a wreath tomorrow night . Have also written all cards and addressed them and stamped ready for tomorrow (over 100).

So I'm now back on track and can wrap evenings this week. Phew!

I'm ready for rewatch but am just going to rest and enjoy!!

I really like:

Fruit cake
Christmas pud
Carrot cake (love carrot cake)

Don't mind marzipan.

Not sure I will make the rewatch wenches as I really need to crack on.

Are we rewatching? I may as well join in since we haven't eaten yet...

Have just managed to sit down, only a few minutes late.

Might not get to rewatch completed uninterrupted, but will give it a go

Aramis and a watermelon - boom!
Come on Sparks, come and lick it off...

Night Mavis. I also have the M&S room spray . I've got the cinnamon (nto) and orange one.

Sparks I love the arch too! Your house looks really lovely.

I love all Christmas food, Christmas pud, cake, mince pies. All of it. But I only eat it on Christmas week. So first mince pie will be Monday 22nd .

Apricot - you are such a clever lovely one. Will watch the vid later. Sorry about your kenwood. I have a very old one which I rely on! Sounds like the motor may have gone.

Elk v exciting about the house. THAT will be a fucking amazing Christmas house.

WW try all the food gwan.

Floppers I keep missing you!!! .

Fancy, you know you have to 'look busy' when the decorators are there, so I hope you've relaxed and left everything for then

Drink - love the seasonal name.

Balls! Ivd missed the start!!!

completely FGS