Swagger Inn Thread 69 - What could possibly go wrong she said?!

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Oh well. Here goes!

Ooh I'm in past closing time again! Was Sherlicked. And Sherlocked. Ds1 pointed out that the soldier in the episode is the bloke who plays Dean Thomas in Harry potter. Made me feel slightly bad as had been just musing quietly to myself that he really is FAF. Alfred Enoch. Too young but. Oof.

. Ello.

Apricot I'm just going to listen to classic fm now so will discuss tmrw but glad you liked it. Cliff one indeed bellendery.

Elk. That'll do very nicely. How are you DOING this? It's like fucking alchemy. Every little switch pressed. I think I actually love you.

Fancy , pmsl ref the sellotape. Exactly. It knows.

Mouse, you lot are a bunch of super talented sorts aren't you? I did the Athos eye roll FOR you about parcel tape as substitute.

Floppers : loving the option. In every way.

Badders for the morning. Hope you're alright and I'm thinking of you.

I looooove pickled herring, just didn't know what rollmops meant

I googled it and you can buy them in jars all rolled up and everything! I've never seen anything like it in Sweden, but it looks delish

Comtesse...thanks but it's next Friday!
Wish it was today though :(
I'll take the cwtch anyway x

Morning wenches.

Have a serious case of the can't be arseds today. Ah well, tough. Better get a shift on.

Snogs where needed/wanted.

Laterz

Morning wifey

Maybe they have rollmops at Lidl?

Morning wifey :)
Taking mum to dr this morning.
Then home to sit on the sofa.
Will send Dh to aldi later. Not a good idea for me to be around people today
....I am OTB :( no Idea why...my whole body seems to be totally skew whiff ATM.

Morning.

Hello to Drink from last night though she's probably gone again now.

Obs hope DH's op goes well today.

Elk WTF? I hope I'm not getting a trailer cos it's so freaking fantastic you don't want to spoil the impact by drip-feeding it. I am a gag gog.

Morning!

Yo DrinK its coz I is a wordsmiff innit.

Comtess it's simples....you and I have identical opinions about a particular individual, we are as one

Sparkle/Norah I'll just organise BabyElk some full time childcare and I'll be with you

Rollmops are delicious, until the 3rd one, then they are

...and MrElk left an empty teabag box in the cupboard last time he filled the caddy.

Not happy.

Not happy at all

Morning wenchi.

for Obs. for Bads and a for the rest of you.

This morning I will be attempting to fit 3 days worth of stuff into 4 hours because I always leave it to the last minute and do not learn

Thinking of mrobs today x

Elk...dh and ds1 do that. Drives me up the wall

So annoying isn't it Badders, I had to have coffee this morning. Now, I like coffee, but I like to drink it later in the day with a large slab of cake....first thing in the the morning it has to be tea. I'm a creature of habit.

and also what annoys me, is when you've not looked in the book bag -for about a week and then, whilst you're screaming at PFB to "put some fucking-- clothes on" whilst their walk to school is knocking at the door, they inform you that they need to take a 'best' party outfit in to school today, in a bag with their name on, with a hanger, for the school play that is NEXT week and of course, said outfit is grubby because someone put it back in the drawer rather than the wash.

Aaarrghhhhhhh!

FMM

....and an electrician was here at half past seven. I think he came primarily to wake the baby....

nice little 'making of' featuring the delectable MrB, thanks bendyslow

Sweet Jesus...I've had that exact thong this morning elk!
Ds2 had to take some dark trousers (not jeans) in for his play next week.
He hasn't got any!,
So I have sent in a pair of school trousers.
Fuck it.

Morning all.

sugary tea, just one sugar, for Elk. I can't drink coffee, it gives me vision disturbances which are very scary.

Good luck to MrObs.

to all other ill, tired, fed-up wenches.

I have a list as long as your arm to get through today.

Laters.

No, i'm still here.
It should go down by the next weekend.

I'm quite into herbal tea ATM.

I didn't send her in with a thong Badders

....and bleugh on sugar in tea. This is the only bone of contention between me and Tom. Otherwise we are entirely harmonious.

THING
I MEANT THING
ew, god, no. No sugar. Yuck.